Malissa
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I find it so crazy when parents think their kids are ugly because where do you think that look comes from 😭.
Ternyata nama caranya “My Golden Kids”. Ada di Chanel A. Jd acara ini tuh ttg parenting antara org tua sm anak gtu. Ini emg emaknya sih yg kejam. Bayangin aja ini depan kamera dia masih bisa blg bgni. Gmna di blkg kamera??? Vidnya blm ada subs tp di comment ada yg ngejelasin.
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Aku sebak bila Astro Arena cakap parents Quan Hongchan kerja petani dan mak dia sakit. Dia harap duit menang gold dapat bayar medical bills. 14 years old wei. She doesn’t care pun about other divers, she’s just saving her mom. Brb crying. 😭😢🥺😩.
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Hahahahahaha anak sape sopan sangat bukak kasut masuk Watson ni ya Allah comelnya
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I’m crying SO BAD reading Siti Sarah case. No, not because she’s an artist. But this is the first time the media coverage actually TAKE SERIOUSLY about covid positive pregnant mother. Ni yang kita tahu, sebenarnya ramai lagi ibu2 yang alami nasih sama. Ada yang dah meninggal.
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At this point, romance kdramas are propagandas, crime kdramas are documentaries.
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Malam tadi gaduh dengan husband, dia amek kunci kereta then keluar. I thought he left so he could take a breather. So I went to sleep. Then dengar bunyi macam2 kat dapur, I woke up tengok dia tengah masak pumpkin soup, my favorite. To make amend 😭 then berbaik sebab sup labu.
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Those who dont know the background story, she started reading Quran because she was curious what makes the Palestinians so persistent and strong. At first it was just a book review session, and now she is our new sister ❤️🥹.
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Baru nampak sorang suami marah isteri dia. Tengking kat kaunter bayar. Mata isteri dia merah nak nangis. Aku tak sanggup nak tengok, aku blah gi Mr DIY. Dengan aku sekali rasa nak nangis. Macam mana la boleh tengking orang kau janji nak sehidup semati.
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Kim Ji Won's range is crazy wide. She can be aegyo (Fight My Way), introvert (My Liberation Notes), a military woman (DOTS), mean girl (The Heirs). She is a truly talented actress.
i could rewatch this scene from fight for my way a hundred times and still laugh like crazy
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Orang cakap producers buat cerita Melayu plot rempit atau cringey sebab demand. Keluar cite Mat Kilau: Kebangkitan Pahlawan, first day terus pecah rekod. Maknanya bukan orang Melayu nak tengok cite bodo2, industri filem yang tak nak upgrade 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️.
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Always the pelacur, never the pelanggan.
Pelacur warga asing pakai kostum anime tarian balet, jururawat serta gadis pejabat menangis teresak-esak minta dibebaskan selepas hotel didiami mereka diserbu Jabatan Imigresen Pulau Pinang malam tadi. Video: Malinda Abd Malik. #malaysiagazette #imigresenmalaysia #JIMPulauPinang
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Heavens exist cs people like this exist.
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Pagi nikah tadi sebab takde restoran apa-apa buka dan ustaz suruh datang masjid 9 pagi. Gi drive thru McD beli breakfast dengan pakaian nikah, abang drivethru tu tiba-tiba “SELAMAT PENGANTIN BARU!!!”. 🥺🥺🥺😂😂😂. Orang McD orang first yang wish kami!!!.
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Dia merompak untuk bayar hutang adik dia RM 200. Berlinang jugak air mata baca ni.
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Melawan hukum alam ni. Biasa orang skip Malaysia, yang ni skip Singapore.
Green Day performing in M'sia & Indonesia in 2025, skipping S'pore
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I am invested in Tangmo Nida's case not because it went viral. But the fact the last people who were with her was her close friends. The fact that almost all of us have close friends, and now we question how much do we know them.
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Orang yang tolong family ni memang tak kaya. Tapi kalau kau tengok diorang, tak pernah akan putus rezeki, takkan putus makanan, takkan putus duit. Tak tahu macam mana, tapi Allah memang akan cukupkan dekat mana-mana pun.
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I truly hate people coming to my house unannounced. Lets be real, walaupun rumah tak kotor, tapi bukan selalu guest ready. I don’t know why some people takde common sense ni haih.
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Nak post gambar sunset tapi takut orang ingat I love my husband but I’m letting him go.
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Lepas kahwin aku faham. Takde orang sayangkan kita macam mak ayah kita. Ye husband boleh provide dan sayang kita. Tapi nature sayang dia lain. Lebih2 lagi part kasihan. I could clearly feel the difference of sympathy my parents vs husband. Like husband more to comfort. Parents.
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So Quan Hongchan won gold to pay for her mom’s medical bill? 😢😭 well deserved, girl.
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Tengah dalam phase tengok kawan married the right person and some married the wrong person. I don’t know what future holds for me. But please grant us a kind spouse.
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I love exchanging childhood stories with my husband. He is born in more financially advantaged than me. After all these years I just knew kids’ experience when they go on a school trip. He went to Petrosains, bread factory, etc.
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Tak pernah seumur hidup aku expect police kena tangkap parti liar, dengan perempuan, beserta gambar nudes, then kantoi positif ganja. Apa standard @PDRMsia guna untuk recruit police ni….
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I found my fav tiktok. The ending is top notch nek. Lebiuuuu
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Unproblematic, very handsome, not racist, doesn’t smash drone, doesn’t spit on people, the real Good Vibes.
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Jadi betul lah sangkaan penduduk Damansara Damai mayat diletakkan 30 minit selepas operasi geledah lebih 2 ribu rumah sekitar dimulakan.
‼️TERKINI‼️. Kematian kanak-kanak autisme Zayn Rayyan diklasifikasikan sebagai kes bunuh - Ketua Polis Selangor. #BernamaNews
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I talked to a flood victim yesterday. The old lady who was stranded on her roof said,.“Makcik tak tunggu boat pun nak. Makcik tunggu malaikat maut datang.”.
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Dah tengok Hard to Heart talk Pak Nil dengan Shuk Sahar. Sampai nangis Shuk cerita rumah dan kereta kena jual, isteri dan anak2 dah keluar dari rumah, show dah takde, business air & cafe pun lingkup. Itulah padahnya bila aniaya pasangan dan anak yang tak berdosa.
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“Malissa ni. Ni nombor abah. Jangan reply tau. Malam nanti pukul 10.30 gitu saya mesej”. If you understand this, you’re old enough 😂.
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Korang nak ke kalau aku ajar cara jual barang-barang dari China without pergi China? Memandangkan semorang tengah struggle, and cari income lebih ni.
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Kes ni sangat menakutkan dan berprofil tinggi. Sebab perogol ni anak Datuk. Masa tu aku baru umur 11 tahun tapi aku ingat kes ni. Perogol dua kali terlepas. Sekali, dia larikan diri ke Australia. Kedua kali, hakim kata dia tak bersalah. Ayah mangsa nak terjun bangunan mahkamah.
MAHKAMAH | Pembunuh kejam yang merogol dan meliwat eksekutif pemasaran, Chee Gaik Yap berhampiran Kelab Cinta Sayang, Kedah pada 2006 kekal ke tali gantung sebaik Mahkamah Persekutuan hari ini mengekalkan hukuman mati ke atas banduan akhir itu.
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I believe the entire marriage is about talking and listening. If you cannot do both, you can’t marry the person.
Time anak2 tidur inilah masanya aku dgn bini aku lepak. Biasanya ktorg bermusyawarah. Masing2 akan menyuarakan pendapat masing2. So conflict tu insyaAllah dpt kita tangani. Kadang2 dia pun ada benda nk luahkan. So aku lapangkan dada dgr apa luahan dia
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Pernah duduk dgn housemate OCD. 1. Dia basuh sudu, dia tunggu sudu tu kering depan mata dia. 2. Roda luggage terkena bedding, habis satu katil/tilam dia bersihkan. 3. Kaki meja punya bucu kena selalu match dengan bucu mozek. Selagi tak match, dia tak stop betulkan meja tu.
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Suami yang tak dapat teman bersalin dan saat akhir. Anak yang tak pernah rasa susu ibu, kenal ibunya. Anak-anak kecik yang ditinggalkan. Ibu yang pada hujung nyawanya tetap pertahankan nyawa anak dulu. Ibu yang tak abort in the first place walaupun tahu risiko. Kasih seorang ibu.
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I love how Sufian Suhaimi handles the engagement breakup. Graduated with Masters, his single hiked up in the chart, not going around speaking ill of his ex, no new woman in the picture. Purely focusing on himself.
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She was and she is never a good role model to anybody. She’s just a singer, a performer. She’s empty. No heart and no soul to relate to others’ suffering. Her greatest sadness is just from men she loved. Taylor Swift is just an entertainment.
Taylor's silence has never been this loud. .
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Titik mula setiap cheating spouse ialah bila dia find comfort cerita masalah rumahtangga kat another person. You do this, doom is bound to happen. Dont even start to tell or to listen.
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I expect this kind of wedding photos, bukan suruh pose aneh aneh laki aku dikelilingi bridemaids, aku kena buat muka jealous.
Nampak kecil tapi beri impak yang sangat besar pada album. For Ruh & Nafs
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Once, aku naik bas dari France to UK. Sebelah aku black guy. Aku tanya dia dari mana, dia kata Africa. And I was like, yea but which country?.He was suprised aku tahu Afrika tu benua, bukan negara. Saya ni nampak je cokia cokia, sebenarnya saya berpendidikan.
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Kat Tiktok ada pasal Tasik Dayang Bunting untuk orang TTC. Siap ada yang gi travel sana sebab ramai share success stories. This is the danger of internet. Bebenda khurafat macam ni… boleh memesongkn orang.
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If you hire Indians they can write better Malay than this. Tapi tu la, korang rasis.
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Atas permintaan, ini adalah tread on tips how to secure job offer before your graduation. Ada soalan please reply kat tweet paling last.
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Roommate aku dulu pernah cakap, dia boleh kawan dengan sape sape tapi dia memang takleh kawan dengan orang bodoh. Dia memang rasa nak muntah. Aku tak faham sangat apa maksud dia. Aku dah faham harini lepas tengok video orang masak kat petrol station.
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First year aku kerja, senior tempat kerja aku excited nak present dulu sebelum aku. So aku onz je as I wasn’t in the rush. Pastu aku tengok dia present sistem kerja aku lahnettttt 😂😂😂😂 dia kata she designed the system 😂😂😂😂 I was in the meeting 😂😂😂😂😂.
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*husband wiped my makeup cs I’m too sad/tired to do it on my own*. Husband: *wipes my nostril*.Me: No one puts makeup dalam lubang hidung wak….Husband: Mana la saya tau….
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It is easier to be pro Palestinian in Malaysia because we are Muslim majority country, but for her given the exposure of her life she is risking her life and livelihood. May Allah bless you always Bella.
🇵🇸 Bella Hadid posted:. “Happy Birthday to my Baba. Mohamed Hadid. Born in Nazareth, Palestine. November 6, 1948”
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Aku baru perasan gais laki aku kidal. Me: Eh awak kidal?.Husband: Ye la 😐😔 (muka merajuk).Me: Lahhh saya ingat awak hensem je. Rupanya kidal sekali. Husband: 😂😊. Otak kita sebagai isteri kena ligat cover line gaes.
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Siti Nurhaliza ni antara artis kau takleh nak kutuk sebab dia sentiasa jaga hati orang, lembut dan berbudi bahasa :))).
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Semalam tengok Born In Gaza documentary kat Netflix. Farm dia 78 acres kena bomb, kering kontang sebab perigi semua dah rosak. Berbekalkan air sikit2 tu dorang tanam terung. Still terungnya gemuk-gemuk. Palestine land memang tanah yang subur. It really fits the name Holy Land.
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If you text me "Hi," or "Salam,".I simply won't reply. I am at the age I am no longer curious about what you wanna say. You either include the matter of discussion in your introductory text or don't expect a response at all.
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3. Atas pelamin.
Ada dua tempat yang hang akan nampak noob untuk pakai spek hitam. 1. Dalam mall.2. Depan Kaabah.
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Time I umur 17 tahun, I gi beraya rumah kawan I, dia ada nenek umur 80-100 tahun. I masuk rumah dia cakap, kenapa tinggal suami kat luar tu?.I said I’m not married and takde laki pun ikut I. Dia tanya, dah tu sape laki kat luar tu ikut kau tadi?.
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Fail Mahkamah TV3 tolong cover cerita budak 14 tahun menyamar jadi doktor tu please. Aku nak tau full story 😂.
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Me: *still trying to take my own photos with RM 600 phone*.Husband: Wah macam gambar surat khabar lah.Me: 😮💨😒😞
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Budak yang rogol gf kawan dia tu dok ugut nak sebar gambar. Ni kalau anak aku ni, aku sendiri hantar dia kena sebat kat penjara. Tolong la pesan kat anak/adik/abang korang, jangan gi rogol anak orang.
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Dia ceni citenya, diorang pun sebenarnya takut dengan prophecy dari Quran sebab tu dok koyak memanjang. Bayangkan lawan dengan Palestine yang tinggal secoet tanah tu, merenta-renta si Israel, even ada funding dan sokongan kuasa besar dunia. Diorang tahu deep down, their defeat.
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Kawan aku cite masa dia kecik dulu orang masjid tak pernah bagi daging even dia miskin sebab ayah dia bukan ahli aktif masjid. Bila dia dah besar baru dia perasan a day before raya ayah dia beli daging kat pasar buat-buat macam ada orang bagi daging kat diorang. Allahu sedihnya.
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Sebagai orang yang pernah menjadi miskin, kalau nak derma makanan,.1- Beras.2- Telur.3- Kicap.4- Ikan Bilis.5- Bawang. 5 benda ni boleh dah teruskan hidup dengan gembira.
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Finally got kad perakuan nikah today and my husband ajak check in Oyo to feel the thrill of getting ambushed and to flaunt the card 🚗
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Sampai sekarang aku curious apa background story conversation ni. - atok kena bunuh.- banyak hutang.- kena bunuh dengan orang, bukan dengan kambing ke babi.- kau takde basikal lajak.- memang aku takde basikal lajak. Raya nanti aku beli. Too chaotic of a conversation 😂😂😂.
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Masa aku kerja gomen dulu, Zafrul datang visit. 6 lift semua dia tutup dari pagi untuk Zafrul and the geng tak perlu beratur (sebab SOP lift masa pandemik). SEMUA STAFF NAIK TANGGA Y’ALLS. Kau tahu aku level berapa? Level 12. Tak silap total satu menara tu ada 19 tingkat.
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When someone gave you marriage advice like, ."Baru kahwin, memang la"."Nanti kau tahu la true colour dia".They are not advising you, they are telling you what happened with their marriage.
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Aku tempted betul nak kahwin terus ni. Tapi tak cukup rukun nikah. Iaitu suami.
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The only thing this Alif needs to improve is portion for Pasta Panas.
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Ha nah LinkedIn tip #1. Orang tanya cane nak recruiters and employers tahu kita tengah cari kerja, and kerja apa kita tengah cari. RT to save a life!!!
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Uber driver: Where are you guys from?.My friend and I: Malaysia.Driver: You’re Chinese and she is?.Me: Malay.Driver: Your mothertongue is?.Me: Malay language.Driver: Yours?.Friend: Mandarin.Driver: National language?.Me: Malay.Driver: You guys speak in?.Me: English.Driver: ???.
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Perempuan move on dulu baru breakup. So jangan terkejut she gets on her feet at faster rate than the ex. Every mistreatment makes it easier for her.
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Aku pakai baju t-shirt putih + slack hitam, baru balik kerja kedai kain. Mamat ni pakai smart gila dengan kasut kulit. 🤣 I felt so underdressed. Tiber dia berhenti petrol station, dia tukar baju tshirt lusuh and pakai selipar. Masuk kereta dia cakap, "ha baru kita sepadan," 🫠💖.
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Budak ni dah rogol beramai2 pastu sebar kat tiktok. The poor girl minta report account ni: Also @PDRMsia how can someone commit such heinous crime and admit it in public? Seolah-olah negara kita takde undang2. Laporan pun mangsa dah buat.
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So far dah pakai Maybank, CIMB, RHB, Muamalat, UOB, Hong Leong. Security paling rasa selamat dan meyakinkan ialah Hong Leong dan UOB. Paling meragukan ialah Maybank.
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Dugaan adik ni tak tercapai dek akal aku. 5 orang ahli keluarga meninggal dalam masa sehari, 1 lagi adik dalam ICU. Sampai rasa tak tergamak nak ucapkan tabah dan sabar, sebab rasa diri sendiri pun tak mampu nak tanggung. Innalillahi wainna Illahi rajiun.
#BHnasional Air mata kesedihan sambut ketibaan enam jenazah mangsa nahas di Jalan Segamat-Kuantan.
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Ebit Lew is all the reasons why we need to be richer. Bersyukur only is not enough.
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Billie Eilish cracked the code why every cheating man in Malaysia is ugly. 2020 we are giving chance only to handsome guys while we girls maintain or upgrade our appearance.
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Syifa Melvin is not ugly. Without makeup, she looks like ordinary woman. But because her attitude is nasty, she automatically looks ugly now.
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Semoga cikgu-cikgu yang baik dan ikhlas mengajar masuk syurga tanpa hisab, lalu titian sirat sepantas kilat😭❤️.
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Sajat punya roast ni kan, creative betul. Orang tanya berat 35 nak pakai corset dia size berapa. Dia suh pakai pampers, takyah pakai corset. 35 kg tu dah level flat screen, highway LEKAS tKde belok2 🤣🤣🤣.
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My husband bebetul took serious pasal aku minta berhenti vape bila aku cakap,. “Kalau awak meninggal awal saya memang kahwin lain. Saya muda lagi wak.”. Alhamdulillah dah nak dua tahun dia berhenti 😂.
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How did you guys found out you were cheated on? Mine was, I found my words in another woman’s tweet. It was impossible for another woman to know the exact word because it was a made up word from me 🤣🤣🤣.I was like yea this fishy. Then I found them date on his bday.
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Lets say la KALAU aku tak religious atau aku tak practice pun. I won’t join this cult just because the aesthetic of it 😭 buruk baju dan deco dia.
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Kenapa local brand Malaysia nak neutral senanya? Nok kau kat Malaysia tau. Bukannya kat US ke Germany ke UK ke. Tak perlu nak acah terpaling neutral sebab takut backlash. Takde backlash kat Malaysia kalau kau anti GENOCIDE. Unless kau memang rasa Israel tu betul la.
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Aku rasa abang ni terkena hari salah untuk akak ni. Aku pernah la mintak plastik kat cashier, cashier tu tiber cakap “gaji aku untuk cashier je ye bukan isi barang.”. Aku dah lah tengah betmut, aku jawab “aku suruh kau isi ke? Aku mintak plastik je kan?”. Terus mintak maaf dia.
"kalau penat jangan kerja kau duduk rumah !!” . Staff terminal 17 shah alam memang problem ke tiap minggu akak ni balik tiap minggu kena tengking . 📹 nanardt
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Selalu dengar cerita husband yang cheat, drama ni tunjuk bila perempuan pulak cheat. Recommended 10/10. Can cry your eyes out and can laugh rolling on the floor. Both funny and sad.
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Tadi dalam session Rafizi Ramli cakap youth tak nak reskill and upskill. Then Prof Norma (respectfully) disagreed and cakap, kita produced low valued job but trained them for high valued jobs. In the end youth takde kerja. Spot on.
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Yknow whats crazier? They had sex way before 2 months. It takes at least 2 weeks after your period delay baru boleh detect HCG in urine. Most women take longer than 2 weeks. Ha buat lah matematiknya.
Baru bersalin then pregnant lagi. Anak memang rezeki tapi kalau jadi macam ni, dah jadi mimpi ngeri.
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Pergi scaling gigi kat Klinik Pergigian, was charged RM 2, and RM 1 for registration. The queue was long but the service was good. Marah lak fikir I used to do scaling for RM 100-150. For what 😩.
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My male friends came to our house and shouted from downstairs.“Pakai tudung semua!! Kitorang datang ni”.Lmao this is the ultimate brozone. We are families here.
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Kau tengok la macam mana orang nak percaya polis? Aku pergi balai mintak kebenaran ke hospital, dia ambil nombor Whatsapp benda tak perlu. Motif?
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Pekebun dalam kes racun perosak tu sangat respectful ye mention arwah dua budak tu. Siap dia tulis sedekahkan Alfatihah. Takde pun cakap buruk pasal kanak-kanak tu ambil keropok hak orang walaupun dia kena duduk dalam 8 hari. Netz kena contohi dia punya akhlak.
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Tbh Shopee is digging their own grave lately. It has been unfair to both sellers and buyers. And greedy too. - increase transaction fee to sellers.- strict ‘preferred’ seller requirement.- unable to choose courier.- stingy vouchers.- ShopeeXpress delay.
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My husband asked me what if we can’t have a kid. So I said, it takes a village to raise a kid. We will be a part of the village for our nieces and nephews. When we can’t take care of ourselves or each other, we will go to old folks home. Grow old tgt till end of time.
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