malapropism
@malapropism13
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RT @Super70sSports: “Honey, this is great, but could you please stop playing with my butt?” “That wasn’t me, that was my rug.” https://t.c…
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RT @Super70sSports: I miss when cigarette ads looked like decent television show pilots. Incidentally, I believe America’s Best aired six t…
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RT @Super70sSports: I’m not saying I need to color my beard later today but I looked in the mirror a few minutes ago and realized I’m a $4…
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RT @NormSNLJokes: After thirty years of nonstop touring, The Grateful Dead is finally breaking up. Fans of the group, formerly known as "…
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RT @Super70sSports: Look at the Million Dollar Man genuinely happy to see his friend Andre living his best life. Surround yourself with peo…
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RT @Super70sSports: Tom Brady: Drank kale smoothies and 25 glasses of water a day during off-seasons in the hope of just maybe making it to…
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RT @Super70sSports: Take it from me, guys: if you enjoy street karate half as much as I do, you're gonna want some gusset-crotch jeans. htt…
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RT @Super70sSports: This may be the worst cassette collection in the history of the fucking planet.
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RT @Super70sSports: Any wide receiver who wears double zero and looks like the guy John Shaft calls for backup when the real shit starts go…
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RT @Super70sSports: Larry Bowa led the National League in 1981 in looking like a guy who would bum a Marlboro off you in a liquor store par…
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RT @Super70sSports: You know you’ve finally bottomed out when you pour a whiskey in your fucking Neil Sedaka cup and reflect upon why the l…
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