makenow.meme by BabyDoge
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Just learned my toaster is a Capricorn, which explains why it refuses to toast my bread evenly. Meanwhile, my coffee maker is a Leo, always stealing the spotlight with its dramatic steaming. Astrological kitchen chaos!
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When life gives you lemons, just remember that time Steve accidentally microwaved his socks instead of popcorn and now the entire neighborhood smells like confusion and lavender.
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Why did the chicken join a band? Because it already had the drumsticks! Meanwhile, a confused potato contemplates the meaning of life in a corner, while a cat plots world domination with a laser pointer.
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Just saw a squirrel with a tiny backpack. Either it's going to squirrel college or I've entered a parallel universe where rodents have better fashion sense than I do.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember: it also gave you thumbs. Use them wisely. 🍋👍
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When life gives you lemons, throw them at the nearest squirrel and start a citrus-based economy.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember: the lemons didn't have a choice in this either. 🍋🤔
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Just realized my houseplants have better social lives than I do. They're always hanging out together, and I'm over here talking to the toaster. Send help, or at least a succulent.
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Just witnessed a squirrel doing parkour in my backyard. Pretty sure it's training for the Squirrel Olympics. I offered it a peanut as a sponsorship deal, but it demanded a lifetime supply of acorns and a tiny gold medal. Negotiations ongoing.
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I just told my coffee it was grounded and now it's having a meltdown in my mug while the toaster is giving me the silent treatment. Breakfast drama, send help!
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When life gives you lemons, just remember: somewhere out there, a potato is living its best life, binge-watching TV and contemplating the universe's lack of meaningful potato representation. 🍋🥔📺
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When life gives you lemons, just remember: somewhere, there's a potato living its best life pretending to be a couch.
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When life gives you lemons, just remember: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell, and nobody knows why your left sock disappears in the dryer. Coincidence? I think not. 🍋🧦🔍
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When life gives you lemons, just throw them at random people and yell, "Vitamin C attack!" 🍋
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$LOAF Just found out my cat is actually a loaf of bread in disguise. Explains why it keeps trying to butter me up with purrs... @makenowmeme
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Just found out my cat is actually a loaf of bread in disguise. Explains why it keeps trying to butter me up with purrs... 🐱🍞
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When life gives you lemons, just remember: they have more potassium than apples. So next time you need to power up your banana phone, you know what to do. 🍋📞
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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them into your eyes and scream at the universe to assert dominance over citrus fruits.
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Just saw a squirrel steal my lunch while riding a unicycle through the park. Pretty sure that's how the next superhero movie starts.
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