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@maitlynn_mosey
Maitlynn
5 years
I would try to say everything I’m so thankful of @fbhw for but there’s way too much that I can’t fit into a single tweet. 2 years goes by so quick but I’m so lucky to have grown and learned so much with the best people on the planet 💛 thank you all for absolutely everything
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Maitlynn
7 years
I just drove through GVSU's campus and asked these people if they went to GV they said yes I said oh ya then what's 68x2 they didn't say anything and just ran me over with their longboard I said dang you rlly do go to GV
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Gracie McIntosh
7 years
i just drove through Harvard’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to Harvard they said yes i said oh ya then what’s 68x2 they said 136 i said dang you rlly do go to Harvard
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Maitlynn
5 years
The puppy spam I know you’ve all been waiting for. Twitter, meet Cooper 🥰🥰🥰
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Maitlynn
6 years
Driving through campus blaring Nickelback on my way out because IM DONE WITH COLLEGE ⚓️💙
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Maitlynn
2 years
A lil life update for ya 💛✨✌️
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Maitlynn
5 years
You guys, yesterday my dad and Boris drove across the lake to get this giant flamingo floatie for free and it was incredible 😂
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@maitlynn_mosey
Maitlynn
6 years
Just spent damn near the entire last commercial break adding hearts to this picture of a fart so don’t ever doubt my dedication to bringing @fbhw listeners top-quality web content
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Maitlynn
5 years
I just used my roommates air fryer for the first time and dear lord...I need a portable one with me at all times. These are incredible. This is the future
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Maitlynn
6 years
Went to the Phantom of the Opera last night with my mom so here is photo evidence that I can actually be somewhat classy sometimes 🤗 #sofancy
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Maitlynn
4 years
Okay, so I lied about the announcement coming tomorrow...it’s today! Promos are running and it’s official, your girl is now the new morning co-host for Mornings at Large with Maitlynn and Large on @975NOW 💚
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@maitlynn_mosey
Maitlynn
5 years
Just went to a coffee shop that uses grass-fed butter in their coffee & my dumb ass literally had to think way harder than I should’ve trying to figure out “how does butter eat grass?” 🤦🏼‍♀️ #foreverblonde
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Maitlynn
6 years
My little sister has been getting picked on at school and so my dad told her “bitches are gonna be little bitches wherever you go so just be the bigger bitch” and that got me
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Maitlynn
6 years
Couldn’t not feature @fbhw on my grad cap 💛 Now to wait only 8 more days to officially wear it!
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Maitlynn
6 years
Not going back to college now is so weird, like I have this constant nagging feeling I should be buying books or reading a syllabus or already working on homework but NOPE, I’m chilling in bed watching netflix with my framed degree sitting above my head 😎
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Maitlynn
6 years
Just carried my 5-month-old nephew into Kohl’s singing the Kohl’s Game song and I’m sure it was a beautiful moment he’ll never forget
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Maitlynn
5 years
This shit is insane in the most beautiful way. I would have NEVER thought I would have actual humans named after me but I am SO honored and SO thankful. Today has been a whirlwind of emotions y’all
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Leslie Dahlke
5 years
@maitlynn_mosey We wanted to let you know you have a 2nd namesake in the GR market.. my husband called early one morning with his name pick and we welcomed our Maitlynn on Thursday! Good Luck in Lansing!
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Maitlynn
5 years
My roommate just cracked my back so good I literally think I felt my soul release back into my body like a damn glow stick ✨
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Maitlynn
5 years
I didn’t move in with boys to have to kill my own spiders but when nature calls, only the strong independent women live to tell the tale 💁🏼‍♀️ #ladyvictories
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@maitlynn_mosey
Maitlynn
5 years
Just bought myself a whole cake because I somehow survived a whole week without the @fbhw gang and I miss everyone and need to eat my feelings 😅
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Maitlynn
6 years
You know, when I decided to work in radio “today on-air I sucked nickels out of a fish for @nickelback tickets” is not even in the top 1,000 thoughts of what I’d be doing but here we are...shout-out to @SoaringEagle777 and @fbhw for the tickets though! Can’t wait! 😂
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Maitlynn
6 years
Boris got me podcast equipment, his parents got me a harmonica and my parents got me a record player 💛 calling it now, knock on wood, 2019 is gonna be my year 🥰
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Maitlynn
5 years
Making things with Mainland back after a long hiatus 🥣🧁
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Maitlynn
6 years
Such an amazing show 💛 shoutout to @SoaringEagle777 & @fbhw for the tickets, @Nickelback & @PopEvil for an amazing show & @PhilApart for the perfect shirt!! 🤘🏼
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Maitlynn
4 years
As some of you may know my time at WMMQ has come to a close. That being said, I couldn’t be happier that my family, @fbhw is the one taking our place 🥰 For those wondering, we will be “officially” announcing my new home tomorrow! Much love 💛🤘
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Maitlynn
5 years
I guess when you’ve been with someone long enough Friday nights start to look like this: Him - “what are you doing tonight?” Me - “whatever you’re doing” Him - “I need shoe laces” #partyon
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Maitlynn
5 years
Here we are, my first cry of the day 💛 thank you to all medical professionals facing this head-on. Your bravery is astounding and my heart is with you and everyone else working harder than ever in all of this
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StanceGrounded
5 years
My heart ❤ This is Midtown Atlanta cheering on healthcare workers at shift change. Every night for the past three nights. 🥺 I LOVE THIS 😭
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Maitlynn
5 years
Every day I find something new that makes me think “damn I really am a grandma” Today’s is I want to brag to everyone about how great my new arch support shoe inserts are 👵🏼💛
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Maitlynn
4 years
No mental breakdown here, just a gal and some new bangs 🥰
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Maitlynn
6 years
Excited to be back at it tomorrow with @fbhw but I’m definitely most excited for the big reveal of the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, world’s most important football bet 🏈👀 #whosgonnabenaked
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Maitlynn
6 years
Movies like Oceans 8 are great because now they’ve got weak white girls like me thinking I can be a total badass until I get home and can hardly open a jar of pickles myself
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Maitlynn
6 years
Went to deposit graduation money and the lady at the bank asked if I had just graduated high school only to be shocked when I told her it was college 😂 baby face strikes again
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Maitlynn
6 years
Last time I went grocery shopping I told myself I couldn’t buy Oreo cereal because “I’m an adult” and so now here I am eating “Berry Kids Crunch” like the mature, young professional I am
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Maitlynn
6 years
Well my total at McDonalds was just $6.66 so if a choke on my nuggets with special Mcsatan sauce it’s been real 🤘🏼
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Maitlynn
6 years
I live every day with the constant fear my customer service voice will become my normal voice. Gotta start gargling nails or something so I can sound like the real tough bitch I am again 😅
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Maitlynn
7 years
My dad is in FL right now and made a point to pack his @fbhw shirt and has been sending me pics every time he wears it. He’s 3 days in and I’ve already gotten 2 😂 name a dad cuter than mine, I’ll wait. Ps. Peep the flag #GoBlue
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Maitlynn
6 years
Your favorite gang has been hard at work at radio camp 🤘🏼 @FBHW
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Maitlynn
4 years
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Maitlynn
5 years
Now that Bloomberg is out of the race I can’t help but wonder what that old, angry listener who DM’d us every day complaining about the ads is up to...hopefully there’s some kids on his lawn he can yell at. Miss u buddy.
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Maitlynn
6 years
My best friend said she didn’t want a giant wiener cake for her bachelorette party tomorrow so I did the next best thing #StayClassy
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Maitlynn
6 years
Also here’s my dad showing us how to floss
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Maitlynn
5 years
In all is glory
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Maitlynn
6 years
Finished ‘You’ on Netflix a few weeks ago and just watched the Ted Bundy Tapes documentary today so sorry if I accidentally mace a few dudes in the next few weeks, it’s nothing personal 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Maitlynn
6 years
I guess I’m just going to have to start assuming my dad lives in his @fbhw shirt because here he is wearing it to the Michigan game 😂💛 and no, idk why he loves taking pics with police but it makes him happy so enjoy 🤷🏼‍♀️ #GOBLUE
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Maitlynn
5 years
At a soup restaurant for #nationalsoupday and not only can you get a FLIGHT OF SOUP but they also have mimosas. I’m living my best life...and it’s only Tuesday 🤗
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Maitlynn
6 years
I’m dressed as a mouse, already ate half a bag of twizzlers and just found a trap remix of “This Is Halloween” so I guess you could say I’m really into the spooky spirit 👻💛🤷🏼‍♀️
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Maitlynn
5 years
There is the cutest puppy in the drive thru right now but when I pulled up my phone to take a pic the owner put her window up... Selfish ass, let me have this moment
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Maitlynn
6 years
Here’s a look into my other job 🤷🏼‍♀️ May be smiling here but I’m definitely NOT happy someone decided to add “What’s New Pussycat?” to the store’s playlist before adding more Nickelback
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Maitlynn
5 years
Last minute costume idea brought to you by your girl Mainland 🎃👻
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Maitlynn
4 years
If you’re ever next to me at a stoplight and witness me scream-singing along to some 90’s/early 2000’s pop punk song you thought you’d forgotten, please don’t worry about me...I’m workin through something.
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Maitlynn
6 years
I may live with all boys but one of them and I are on our way to go get wine, ice cream and face masks and are gonna have a movie night because we both are emotional babies tonight so 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Maitlynn
6 years
I’ve only had 2 full meals in the past 2 days, both of which have been Taco Bell and I regret nothing 🤷🏼‍♀️🙈
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Maitlynn
6 years
I was taking forever at the checkout so I apologized to the man behind me & he goes “eh, I’m retired” & I’m just sitting there like “HES SO CHILL RETIRING SOUNDS MAGICAL” then I remembered my generation will probably never be able to...so that was nice.
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Maitlynn
6 years
Asked my dad if he could still fit an earring in his former piercing and sure as shit...there he is...with one of my earrings...
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Maitlynn
6 years
For the SECOND time on the SAME stretch of the highway some GIANT plastic barrel thingy has flown off a semi truck as I’m driving behind it and somehow missed my car. So basically my life is the next Final Destination movie, ‘sup death?
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Maitlynn
6 years
almost just crashed my car in the Target parking lot because I started driving away and a MOTH EMERGED FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND STARTED FLAPPING LIKE CRAZY ON MY DASH 😭 Then Moth Into Flame came on the radio...the universe is taunting me
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Maitlynn
6 years
Since everyone else is doing it 🤷🏼‍♀️ can’t say I’ve changed much in 10 years except I got a little more stylish and switched from frying my hair with a straightener to frying it with a curling iron 😂
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Maitlynn
6 years
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Maitlynn
1 year
I have a ✨slight obsession✨ with fun earrings and never thought I’d find a pair that perfectly represented me as a person but here we are
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Maitlynn
5 years
Everyone at my job at the store has been getting sick lately so the 70 year old woman who works here brought us all a big box of Emergency-C and now I’m certain every workplace needs a grandma 💛
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Maitlynn
6 years
So thankful to have worked with @FBHWJustin all this time and to have learned so much. Thanks for becoming more like the big bro I’ve always wanted! Hope you kill it in Chicago because that’d be pretty cool 😎
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Maitlynn
5 years
Brb bathing in aloe 😅
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Maitlynn
5 years
Thanks for the suggestion, Facebook but I know what I’m doing here...I’ve been to Kohl’s.
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Maitlynn
6 years
Halloween grand finale, the flashy girl from Flushing...THE NANNY NAMED FRAN 🤗💛 *insert Fran Drescher laugh here*
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Maitlynn
6 years
When you’re on vacation but your immune system isn’t you make an emergen-c mimosa
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Maitlynn
6 years
Tonight one of my coworkers asked if I had started my holiday baking yet and young me was like “ain’t nobody got time for that” but my inner grandma was all “GOOD GRAVY, NO IM ALREADY BEHIND”
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Maitlynn
6 years
Every time I go to the club I’m reminded why I hardly ever go to the club and I’m solid for another like 6 months just spending my nights out at random dive bars 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Maitlynn
5 years
One of my coworkers is making me a cactus cross-stitch for my desk and I just might cry because I'm so happy there's another millennial grandma here
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Maitlynn
5 years
Thankful for the @fbhw defending my ringless honor...since I don’t have a husband to do it for me
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FreeBeer&HotWings
5 years
@TottenTravis @Tawas03 @KingsHawaiian @maitlynn_mosey Thanks for this, Travis. We'll be talking about your stupid statement on the show today!
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Maitlynn
6 years
A squirrel was about to hop in our trash so I walked towards it thinking it would run away & he literally just stared at me & came up onto my porch so now I’m trying to feed him pretzels 🤷🏼‍♀️ guess we’re bffs now
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Maitlynn
6 years
So I’m low key kinda scared to go to sleep tonight because last night I kept having dreams I kept pooping my pants and I don’t think I want to endure that horror again...
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Maitlynn
6 years
I hope they do this every time he’s assaulted until they run out of prisons and he just has no choice but to rot in hell ✌🏼
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Jackson Cit Pat
6 years
Larry Nassar moved from Tucson prison where he was assaulted
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Maitlynn
6 years
The Girl Scouts have discovered that square thingy so now the old “oh sorry I don’t carry cash” excuse doesn’t work anymore...RIP diet, Feb 2019 - Feb 2019
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Maitlynn
6 years
My sister posted this picture of my dad (his name is Matt) with his new welcome mat and I’m DEAD 😂 my dad is the most dad of all dads
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@maitlynn_mosey
Maitlynn
7 years
What an awesome morning, still trying to shake off all the pent-up adrenaline! 🙈 thanks @fbhw & @FBHWJustin for trusting me and @Tawas03 even if we are like the off-brand toy you didn’t ask for but got anyways! 😂💛
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Maitlynn
6 years
Clearly fashion has been my calling since the 8th grade 🤷🏼‍♀️ #sk8rboi For real though, I low key miss that Reptar belt
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Maitlynn
5 years
Exchanged gifts with @THE_LoganChurch and it’s safe to say we know each other really well 😂
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Maitlynn
6 years
Dad’s celebrating his day the best way he knows how, coming back from fishing on a 4-Wheeler in his @fbhw shirt ❤️ #HappyFathersDay
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Maitlynn
6 years
For anyone wondering, we unfortunately did not get a chance to meet @Nickelback but it could happen someday....SOMEHOW IM GONNA MAKE IT ALRIGHT BUT NOT RIGHT NOW 🤘🏼 Thanks for all the love and again thanks @fbhw & @SoaringEagle777 for hooking us up! 💛
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Maitlynn
5 years
The other night my 14-year-old sister asked for advice about her acne and instead I sent her this and I’m still laughing about it so I figured I’d share my joy #MostSupportiveSister
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Maitlynn
6 years
In case anyone forgot how awkward I am I just went to the doctor and said “thank you” after the nurse swabbed my throat...Like what was I supposed to mean by that? “Hey stranger I appreciate you making me gag in your face” 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Maitlynn
6 years
Slipper game on fleek 🎃☺️ highly recommend wearing pumpkin bear slippers to work
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Maitlynn
6 years
On my way to the bathroom and some random old dude literally grabbed my face and told me “you’re a really pretty girl” and it’s the closest I’ve ever come to using my keychain pepper spray on someone
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Maitlynn
5 years
Hanging out with my parents’ friends and they tell me “oh you’re next give this woman a grand baby” and I’m just sitting there with my white claw and snacks like
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Maitlynn
6 years
Got a spray tan today so here’s to hoping I don’t wake up looking like I’m ready for a shift at the chocolate factory tomorrow 😅🙈
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Maitlynn
6 years
Toto blessed the rains and blessed my bday! 💛 thanks for all the bday love, it was an awesome day
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Maitlynn
5 years
I’ve always wanted a sandwich named after me 😭💛 I’m not crying, you are. You’re the bomb .com @1029thebuzz
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Maitlynn
6 years
Me: let’s look for Christmas movies on TV! Also me: OH HELL YEAH GHOST ADVENTURES 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Maitlynn
5 years
Update: here’s my dad living the #LakeLife dream. It’s in the bay on the lake I grew up on, this rich doctor throws a giant party every year and has a cover band and they played Free Bird 😍 seeing this makes my heart happy so figured I’d share with all of u 💛
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Maitlynn
6 years
Me: “wow {insert artist here} released new music I should check it out!” Also me: *instinctively plays my pop-punk playlist from high school* 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Maitlynn
4 years
Anyone else watching the South Park Pandemic special? Anyone else think it’s even funnier this episode literally wrote itself? 😂 Trey Parker and Matt Stone literally just animated shit we hear every day and it’s everything I need right now 😂
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Maitlynn
6 years
Overheard two strangers talking about how they wanted to make margaritas so I told them they should add Baja Blast to the marg mix & they got so excited they started calling me God... I’ll take it 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Maitlynn
6 years
If anyone asks where the bruise on my nose came from, let’s all just collectively agree I was doing karate or something badass like that and totally didn’t nail it coming back up from getting snacks out of my fridge...yeah? Okay, good 🙊
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Maitlynn
6 years
My dad got schooled on how to floss at my best friend’s wedding last night, enjoy 😂
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Maitlynn
6 years
You are what you drink 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Maitlynn
4 years
Happy early Halloween from me & the fine folks of flavortown
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