I would try to say everything I’m so thankful of
@fbhw
for but there’s way too much that I can’t fit into a single tweet. 2 years goes by so quick but I’m so lucky to have grown and learned so much with the best people on the planet 💛 thank you all for absolutely everything
I just drove through GVSU's campus and asked these people if they went to GV they said yes I said oh ya then what's 68x2 they didn't say anything and just ran me over with their longboard I said dang you rlly do go to GV
i just drove through Harvard’s campus and asked these dudes if they went to Harvard they said yes i said oh ya then what’s 68x2 they said 136 i said dang you rlly do go to Harvard
Just spent damn near the entire last commercial break adding hearts to this picture of a fart so don’t ever doubt my dedication to bringing
@fbhw
listeners top-quality web content
I just used my roommates air fryer for the first time and dear lord...I need a portable one with me at all times. These are incredible. This is the future
Okay, so I lied about the announcement coming tomorrow...it’s today! Promos are running and it’s official, your girl is now the new morning co-host for Mornings at Large with Maitlynn and Large on
@975NOW
💚
Just went to a coffee shop that uses grass-fed butter in their coffee & my dumb ass literally had to think way harder than I should’ve trying to figure out “how does butter eat grass?” 🤦🏼♀️
#foreverblonde
My little sister has been getting picked on at school and so my dad told her “bitches are gonna be little bitches wherever you go so just be the bigger bitch” and that got me
Not going back to college now is so weird, like I have this constant nagging feeling I should be buying books or reading a syllabus or already working on homework but NOPE, I’m chilling in bed watching netflix with my framed degree sitting above my head 😎
This shit is insane in the most beautiful way. I would have NEVER thought I would have actual humans named after me but I am SO honored and SO thankful. Today has been a whirlwind of emotions y’all
@maitlynn_mosey
We wanted to let you know you have a 2nd namesake in the GR market.. my husband called early one morning with his name pick and we welcomed our Maitlynn on Thursday! Good Luck in Lansing!
I didn’t move in with boys to have to kill my own spiders but when nature calls, only the strong independent women live to tell the tale 💁🏼♀️
#ladyvictories
You know, when I decided to work in radio “today on-air I sucked nickels out of a fish for
@nickelback
tickets” is not even in the top 1,000 thoughts of what I’d be doing but here we are...shout-out to
@SoaringEagle777
and
@fbhw
for the tickets though! Can’t wait! 😂
Boris got me podcast equipment, his parents got me a harmonica and my parents got me a record player 💛 calling it now, knock on wood, 2019 is gonna be my year 🥰
As some of you may know my time at WMMQ has come to a close. That being said, I couldn’t be happier that my family,
@fbhw
is the one taking our place 🥰 For those wondering, we will be “officially” announcing my new home tomorrow! Much love 💛🤘
I guess when you’ve been with someone long enough Friday nights start to look like this:
Him - “what are you doing tonight?”
Me - “whatever you’re doing”
Him - “I need shoe laces”
#partyon
Here we are, my first cry of the day 💛 thank you to all medical professionals facing this head-on. Your bravery is astounding and my heart is with you and everyone else working harder than ever in all of this
Every day I find something new that makes me think “damn I really am a grandma”
Today’s is I want to brag to everyone about how great my new arch support shoe inserts are 👵🏼💛
Excited to be back at it tomorrow with
@fbhw
but I’m definitely most excited for the big reveal of the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, world’s most important football bet 🏈👀
#whosgonnabenaked
Movies like Oceans 8 are great because now they’ve got weak white girls like me thinking I can be a total badass until I get home and can hardly open a jar of pickles myself
Went to deposit graduation money and the lady at the bank asked if I had just graduated high school only to be shocked when I told her it was college 😂 baby face strikes again
Last time I went grocery shopping I told myself I couldn’t buy Oreo cereal because “I’m an adult” and so now here I am eating “Berry Kids Crunch” like the mature, young professional I am
I live every day with the constant fear my customer service voice will become my normal voice. Gotta start gargling nails or something so I can sound like the real tough bitch I am again 😅
My dad is in FL right now and made a point to pack his
@fbhw
shirt and has been sending me pics every time he wears it. He’s 3 days in and I’ve already gotten 2 😂 name a dad cuter than mine, I’ll wait.
Ps. Peep the flag
#GoBlue
Now that Bloomberg is out of the race I can’t help but wonder what that old, angry listener who DM’d us every day complaining about the ads is up to...hopefully there’s some kids on his lawn he can yell at. Miss u buddy.
Finished ‘You’ on Netflix a few weeks ago and just watched the Ted Bundy Tapes documentary today so sorry if I accidentally mace a few dudes in the next few weeks, it’s nothing personal 🤷🏼♀️
I guess I’m just going to have to start assuming my dad lives in his
@fbhw
shirt because here he is wearing it to the Michigan game 😂💛 and no, idk why he loves taking pics with police but it makes him happy so enjoy 🤷🏼♀️
#GOBLUE
At a soup restaurant for
#nationalsoupday
and not only can you get a FLIGHT OF SOUP but they also have mimosas. I’m living my best life...and it’s only Tuesday 🤗
I’m dressed as a mouse, already ate half a bag of twizzlers and just found a trap remix of “This Is Halloween” so I guess you could say I’m really into the spooky spirit 👻💛🤷🏼♀️
There is the cutest puppy in the drive thru right now but when I pulled up my phone to take a pic the owner put her window up...
Selfish ass, let me have this moment
Here’s a look into my other job 🤷🏼♀️ May be smiling here but I’m definitely NOT happy someone decided to add “What’s New Pussycat?” to the store’s playlist before adding more Nickelback
If you’re ever next to me at a stoplight and witness me scream-singing along to some 90’s/early 2000’s pop punk song you thought you’d forgotten, please don’t worry about me...I’m workin through something.
I may live with all boys but one of them and I are on our way to go get wine, ice cream and face masks and are gonna have a movie night because we both are emotional babies tonight so 🤷🏼♀️
I was taking forever at the checkout so I apologized to the man behind me & he goes “eh, I’m retired” & I’m just sitting there like “HES SO CHILL RETIRING SOUNDS MAGICAL”
then I remembered my generation will probably never be able to...so that was nice.
For the SECOND time on the SAME stretch of the highway some GIANT plastic barrel thingy has flown off a semi truck as I’m driving behind it and somehow missed my car. So basically my life is the next Final Destination movie, ‘sup death?
almost just crashed my car in the Target parking lot because I started driving away and a MOTH EMERGED FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL AND STARTED FLAPPING LIKE CRAZY ON MY DASH 😭 Then Moth Into Flame came on the radio...the universe is taunting me
Since everyone else is doing it 🤷🏼♀️ can’t say I’ve changed much in 10 years except I got a little more stylish and switched from frying my hair with a straightener to frying it with a curling iron 😂
Everyone at my job at the store has been getting sick lately so the 70 year old woman who works here brought us all a big box of Emergency-C and now I’m certain every workplace needs a grandma 💛
So thankful to have worked with
@FBHWJustin
all this time and to have learned so much. Thanks for becoming more like the big bro I’ve always wanted! Hope you kill it in Chicago because that’d be pretty cool 😎
Tonight one of my coworkers asked if I had started my holiday baking yet and young me was like “ain’t nobody got time for that” but my inner grandma was all “GOOD GRAVY, NO IM ALREADY BEHIND”
Every time I go to the club I’m reminded why I hardly ever go to the club and I’m solid for another like 6 months just spending my nights out at random dive bars 🤷🏼♀️
A squirrel was about to hop in our trash so I walked towards it thinking it would run away & he literally just stared at me & came up onto my porch so now I’m trying to feed him pretzels 🤷🏼♀️ guess we’re bffs now
So I’m low key kinda scared to go to sleep tonight because last night I kept having dreams I kept pooping my pants and I don’t think I want to endure that horror again...
The Girl Scouts have discovered that square thingy so now the old “oh sorry I don’t carry cash” excuse doesn’t work anymore...RIP diet, Feb 2019 - Feb 2019
What an awesome morning, still trying to shake off all the pent-up adrenaline! 🙈 thanks
@fbhw
&
@FBHWJustin
for trusting me and
@Tawas03
even if we are like the off-brand toy you didn’t ask for but got anyways! 😂💛
For anyone wondering, we unfortunately did not get a chance to meet
@Nickelback
but it could happen someday....SOMEHOW IM GONNA MAKE IT ALRIGHT BUT NOT RIGHT NOW 🤘🏼
Thanks for all the love and again thanks
@fbhw
&
@SoaringEagle777
for hooking us up! 💛
The other night my 14-year-old sister asked for advice about her acne and instead I sent her this and I’m still laughing about it so I figured I’d share my joy
#MostSupportiveSister
In case anyone forgot how awkward I am I just went to the doctor and said “thank you” after the nurse swabbed my throat...Like what was I supposed to mean by that? “Hey stranger I appreciate you making me gag in your face” 🤷🏼♀️
On my way to the bathroom and some random old dude literally grabbed my face and told me “you’re a really pretty girl” and it’s the closest I’ve ever come to using my keychain pepper spray on someone
Hanging out with my parents’ friends and they tell me “oh you’re next give this woman a grand baby” and I’m just sitting there with my white claw and snacks like
Update: here’s my dad living the
#LakeLife
dream. It’s in the bay on the lake I grew up on, this rich doctor throws a giant party every year and has a cover band and they played Free Bird 😍 seeing this makes my heart happy so figured I’d share with all of u 💛
Anyone else watching the South Park Pandemic special? Anyone else think it’s even funnier this episode literally wrote itself? 😂 Trey Parker and Matt Stone literally just animated shit we hear every day and it’s everything I need right now 😂
Overheard two strangers talking about how they wanted to make margaritas so I told them they should add Baja Blast to the marg mix & they got so excited they started calling me God... I’ll take it 🤷🏼♀️
If anyone asks where the bruise on my nose came from, let’s all just collectively agree I was doing karate or something badass like that and totally didn’t nail it coming back up from getting snacks out of my fridge...yeah? Okay, good 🙊