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This looks like a colourised photo of a WW1 soldier on the train home after being shelled for six weeks solid.
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Can’t believe Frank came back out to us. We were there at least 20 minutes after match end, still singing, as well.
Our manager.
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Richarlison has fully mastered Twitter Shithousery and it’s honestly beautiful to see.
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DCL just looks so tired here.
He knows exactly what's coming, because he's been at Everton for nearly ten years.
How exhausting must it be as a player knowing that you're playing against an entire system.
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@260_steven
@laura_woodsy
Steven, based on your follows it doesn't look like hands are your preference.
You stinky boy.
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I'm not even arsed get that kid on the bench
"Hi Sean ..Can we get a fitness update on Danjuma and is he ready for the game against Chelsea on Monday"
"Yes Arnie was back out of the grass with the group but he got 2 footed from behind by an 8 year old so will be out for the rest of the season"
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Hi
@NFFC
would you like to extend best wishes to Beto given he was KO’d by your player and your fans decided to do poverty chants instead of hope for his well-being?
You Vile Tory scummers.
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Ideal scenario:
▪️ Labour landslide
▪️ Someone immediately causes a by-election in Greater Manchester
▪️ Andy Burnham stands for the seat
▪️ Becomes an MP
▪️ Performs a majestic coup on Starmer
▪️ Becomes Prime Minister
Glorious Labour nation.
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I would quite simply go to war for this man.
Jordan Pickford saying “fuck ‘um” then nodding towards the Forest fans haha
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@SkyNews
I didn’t realise Eton College was in Sheffield. Seems to be the wrong place if we’re talking about Eton College, who played football last week instead of mourning the Queen? Definitely strange considering Eton College is just round the corner from her.
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eVeRtOn HaVe tHe BeSt DeFenCe In ThE lEaGuE
Yeah just wait until that Norwegian goal beast turns up in front of the Park End and sends the entire stand to the Hot Wok.
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This is INCREDIBLE.
AHAAAHAHAHAHAHAA THEY'VE INCLUDED USM IN THE MITIGATING FACTORS
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Unnecessarily heavy picture of the gaffer, that.
The weather was a little bit different in the Alps this morning... 😳
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Can't wait to see the Everton Dar in Chester Magistrates tomorrow morning with his son holding up a "CALVERT-LEWIN CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT" sign up
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Enormous fan of Doucs and Onana steaming in to kick off tbh.
We have a team full of narks and I love it.
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GET THIS SANG AT THE GROUND YOU USELESS SUPERBLOO BASTARDS
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Actually feral with how much this winds me up.
Owning these is just admitting you’re a Tory.
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Most of the people who are angry about TD26 and DCL have significant internalised homophobia.
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Nothing but respect for a manager who postpones pre-season for the sesh at Glasto.
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OH JAMIE VARDY, YOUR WIFE IS (DECLARED BY THE COURTS TO BE) A GRASS
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Announce the following please,
@Everton
:
Townsend: 1-year extension.
Coleman: Eternal extension plus investigation into cloning.
Coady: Sign him please.
Davies: 1-year extension.
Sodexo: Immediate banning from all Everton sites to be replaced by a gang of nans making butties.
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There’s been another letter to the Chairman, but from WHO, Chris Kamara??
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hey
@Everton
do this please.
also let people bring their dogs to Goodison in the off-season for a runaround thank u
Elite level picnicking. 🤩
Thank you to everyone who joined us today! 🙌
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@taytomkins
Asmir Begovic is starting in goal with a pair of flip flops on and a piña colada in his lucozade bottle
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Absolutely mortalled.
Imagine having to put together that profanity list.
I love you so much Everton you absolute fucking basket-case of a club.
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Hope Sean Dyche gets his free coffee at Screwfix tomorrow and a fresh new catalogue that still smells of ink, the big bald ginger king.
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* singing “you fat bastard aaaaah” at the keeper
* singing sign on songs
* singing “back to your shithole”
* selling Pimms in the kiosks
Forest are absolutely winning the “Tory Scruffs” contest of 2023.
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GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
✍️ | We have completed the loan signing of defender Rúben Vinagre from Sporting Clube de Portugal for the 2022/23 season.
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I need to know what Frank says on his phone calls
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Anyway, enough of that shite.
Bill Kenwright on Love Island.
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It is the year 2046.
Evertonians still don't understand why Amadou Onana got booked yesterday.
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Whoever the rat is who leaked Dele's whereabouts to the papers deserves to be kicked in the bits repeatedly. He shouldn't have had to do this interview.
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Loads of cars with blacked-out windows outside the Liver Building at lunch time. Reckon it's go-time tbh.
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I am just a girl, standing in front of the Bird App, quietly begging for a video of Captain Tom Davo bulldozing through two Spurs players, the curly-haired king.
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Genuinely hope DCL had the loveliest sleep last night and has woken up this morning for baby cuddles, a piping hot coffee and the knowledge that he's still a baller.
Really, really hope he's broken the back of this now. 🦋
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Big Dunc spotted at Finch Farm today apparently. Wearing a suit rather than his old trackies.
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FREE THE GOODISON ONE
Louis McKechnie was refused bail yesterday and has been ordered to remain in prison until his trial sometime in 2023. He has been in prison without a trial for 90 days alongside Josh Smith.
Support Louis outside HMP Altcourse at 4pm today
@EvertonNewsFeed
@ToffeeWeb
@ToffeeTVEFC
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Thoughts and prayers to everyone with a Scouse mum today cos it's ham salad for tea tonight.
She's buying the little new potatoes right now and there's nothing you can do to stop her.
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The little sad hand on the window 🥺😂
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Never understood why people buy from the kiosks, tbh.
There's at least four chippies round the ground and I've genuinely seem some fella walk in once with an entire KFC bucket feast between him and his kids.
Merseyside Derby 🔵🔴
At the two teams clash on the field, let’s see what scran they’ve served up recently…
Left - Liverpool
Right - Everton
Who are you choosing? 🤔👇
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Anyway it would be 100% boss if we can get a Dele banner ready for the start of the season.
@TheBlueRoomEFC
@BM_BLUES1878
@talking_toffees
@Thebluedoodler
any chance?
Think a lot of people would happily throw in a £10 for this.
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He’s the most Everton Dar man I’ve ever seen.
He’s perfect 🥹
🎙️ Sean Dyche on Lewis Dobbin’s goal and celebration: “Those silly dances and all the nonsense everyone gets up to, he just runs over to corner in a very authentic manner.”
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@Everton
JUSTICE FOR FRANK.
The club has done him absolutely dirty today. This is not the way we should behave nor treat an outgoing member of staff.
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@Originals1878
In the fucking bin.
Because it's incredibly annoying and imagine sitting next to that for 90 minutes.
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Can’t wait for the Dyche 2.0 version of these kings tbh.
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If the rumours are true, an old man has died of cancer.
Don't be a cunt about it today. If nothing else, a lot of people will have horrible memories of their own losses through cancer. Just hope that he managed to go quietly and gently.
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TOUR DE DYCHE YOU SAY????
🆚
@TranmereRovers
(A)
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@OfficialBWFC
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🆚
@stokecity
(A)
Three pre-season friendlies confirmed for our Men's Senior Team ahead of the 2023/24
#PL
campaign. 📆
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Genuinely, whichever grown adult was advising this 16 year old child should be ashamed.
Former Everton Academy Graduate, Thierry Small has left Southampton after the mutual termination of his contract.
The Left Back left Everton in 2021 and joined the Saints
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Hi
@wembleystadium
@FA
this man is currently in Wembley Stadium.
I trust you'll do the right thing.
Someone’s actually considering getting this made, printed it, decided to wear it and show off in it at Wembley on cup final day.
Horrible thick cunt
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dear
@everton
@efc_fanservices
please can you let us know if Contract Dave is ok? we miss him 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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Nobody - NOBODY - does pettiness like us.
Up the horrible 3-0 singing toffees.
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hey
@efc_fanservices
please can we have a day at Goodison and BMD in the off season where we bring our dogs in.
please imagine dogs having a lovely time gambolling around the pitch.
it could be used to raise money for EITC or dog charities in Liverpool.
thank u
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Found the Arteta money.
It went into human cloning experiments.
✍️Goalkeeper, George Pickford has signed his first professional contract with Everton 👏
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Devastated to announce that I am currently in Bootle.
Thoughts and prayers appreciated at this very difficult time.
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@libbydtz
That’s fucking grim. Please, please, I beg you to report him in every possible way to the club.
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Can't believe Dele drives this around Finch Farm tbh.
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Sell Onana.
Bring back Richarlison.
Move Michael Keane up to attacking mid.
Chain Branthwaite to the goalposts so he can never leave us.
What a team we would be.
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Genuinely don't think people realise sometimes how lucky we are to have Alder Hey in this city.
We are delighted that two of the children involved in Monday's awful incident have now been discharged.
Full statement:
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Actually just unfollowing people who are talking about relegation in this, the month of AUGUST.
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Just imagine Sean Dyche, Séamus Coleman and Ian Woan watching him creep back into training after this has been released. Arms folded. Full cold dad stare. Pure unadulterated disgust.
Get him doing laps immediately, the big meff.
I bet you didn’t expect to see James Tarkowski flirting on your timeline.
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Pettiness: nobody does it like us.
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Alex Iwobi is just a really boss young man.
Easter Blessings Are Even Sweeter When Shared With Our Community.
Have A Great Easter!
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I'm sobbing look at this wholesome young man
🗣️ Vitalii Mykolenko on what he does outside of football: “Fishing and video games. One time I went alone, overnight fishing. Cooking some sausages and potatoes.” [
@SkySportsPL
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Wrote a massive long spiel before about how fucked up headlockgate is and I'm honestly just. So tired. Every which way you look at it, the club have fucked it.
Either we are thugs, or they are liars. I don't know which one I prefer, and it's crushing.
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