Maggie Mason
@Maggie
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Famous among dozens. @maggiemason on Insta and Thr-read-s
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People who found a way to read
@StephenKing
novels at an inappropriate age are my people.
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@chelseyhotel
N&Ns (Noun & Noun stores): Hearth & Twig, Goat & Kettle, Jar & Fiddle, Felt & Twine, Chalk & Fig
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@KimmyMonte
And your linebacker name is your mother's maiden name and your most recent social security number.
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Here’s how I explain public kink and nudity to my San Francisco kids:
My child: I can see that guy’s butt!
Me: Me too! Haha. Butts.
#Pride2021
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Couldn't find a scholarship for the 4yo in the car when
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We also made pins. 50% of profits go Hillary's campaign, because this guy is the worst.
#nastywoman
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Culture is evolving, and many of us now understand that gender is a spectrum. Trans kids are part of that spectrum. They can lead safe, healthy lives if their parents will love and support them. But if not, they can find a community who will.
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@SaraJBenincasa
Colin from The Secret Garden. He’s essentially the less appealing, mansplaining version of Mary, suddenly trying to make everything about God, and horning in on Dicken and Mary’s time together in the garden.
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Scholarship for 4yo in the car when
#PhilandoCastile
was killed. $700 in the first 20 minutes.
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If he wants to, just let your little boy wear the princess dress. It's not a face tattoo.
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Gen X, does anyone else remember those blinding white satin shoes and clutches that you could have dyed to match your prom dress? They were like $20 and they cut your feet open.
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5yo in her ballet leotard gazes at her reflection. Her face turns serious.
“My outfit is glorious.”
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Hillary's IQ goes up a 100 points when she's angry. She's about to start communicating at a post-human level.
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Man, it's gonna be so much easier to play Pokémon Go while I'm driving.
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I was a little shocked to find this intact recipe box at the flea market years ago. I think she was from Iowa. Is anyone collecting these recipes online as historical records? Such precious documentation of women’s social networks and day to day lives.
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Ladies, if we could meet outside for an earnest Midsommar scream, please.
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Long-haired lady to The Bachelor: “I’m a total nerd.”
The Bachelor to her: “Oh, me too.”
My husband to the TV: “No. Name two German board games.”
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Excuse me, while I print "such a nasty woman" on one million T-shirts and baseball caps.
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5yo: Is Katy Perry real?
Me: Yes.
5yo: Is Billie Eilish real?
Me: Yes.
5yo: Like dinosaurs.
Me: ... yes.
5yo: Not like dragons.
Me: Correct.
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The future still has cool stuff waiting.
Remote procedure by a London-based surgeon on a Californian banana! 🍌👨⚕️
#IoT
#5G
#MedicalTechnology
#future
#AI
#ML
#VR
#AR
#innovation
#SmartCity
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App that lets you list things you ordered but didn't return in time, and then trade them with items purchased by other idiots in your area.
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@nealbrennan
You spend years being candid about sex and how to safeguard themselves emotionally and physically. You answer the uncomfortable questions, you provide the books, you suggest waiting until they’re an adult, you show them where condoms are in the store. Then you leave them alone.
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@KarenKilgariff
When it first came out, I was at a party where every woman in the room screamed the lyrics with red cups in the air and live rage on their faces. The men backed away with their jaws unhinged, whispering “What is this song?”
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Pregnant doc Amanda Hess went into labor, but climbed out of bed to help another woman deliver.
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Jedi Baby is clickbait for the UN's
@ShotAtLife
. A fave or RT = one vaccine donated. Let's go Internet.
#blogust
http://t.co/4DA0UmCWDL
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Gabby wrote a book about men’s responsibility for unexpected pregnancies, and policies we could enact as a society to decrease the necessity for abortions. Pre-ordered one for me and my son.
News! I wrote a new book called
#EjaculateResponsibly
. Well… first I wrote a thread, then I debated it for 3+ years, and then I took what I learned and distilled it into 28 clear arguments that offer a new way to think about abortion. Pre-order here:
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Female or minority business owners who supported Hillary, will you please send your URL? Bloggers are working on holiday guides RN.
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I hope she's in her PJs with Huma, eating allll the damn crème brûlée.
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I don't want to see Secretary Clinton on the same stage with this man again. It elevates him and demeans her.
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At the bookstore, my 4yo asked for one of those Ruth Bader Ginsburg action figures. She calls it Grandma Queen.
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She was one of the women who made me feel proud to be a woman.
Condolences to her family, and to everyone who feels fear at her passing.
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Queer Eye, but it's lesbians teaching cis women to only buy clothing with functional pockets, and to throw out shoes that make your feet bleed.
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For years, I saw the chattiest dental hygienist, but she changed practices, and now I'm just never going to see her again? Like, I care about her kids.
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“And that's the difference between Bicubic Automatic and Bilinear interpolation.” -
@BradEllis
http://t.co/EDll7LcmW1
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Scan my face to unlock my phone? Fuck off, Orwellian puppeteers. You'll use it to make a unicorn emoji that mimics my expressions? ... In.
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Let's all agree — no shame in mispronouncing a word we've only seen in writing. Sign of intellect.
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My father served. His father served. My mother’s father served. Solid Republican support for our service people was the last redeeming thing about the party. Trump is not only a bad Republican, but a bad American, and a bad person.
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The U.S. women’s soccer team is making me feel nice things about our country.
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Never trust a long-haired girl who doesn't have a rubber band on her wrist.
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@lyzl
When I was broke in college I hung out with a group of three guy friends who started dropping by around when when I was making dinner. On the fourth consecutive night, I was like WTF, this is not a “thing.” Their response was indignant. “You like cooking for us!”
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3 year old climbs into bed with us, puts his face close to mine and grins. “I am together with you,” he says.
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I trust women. I believe women. And trans women are women. I love you, ladies. ❤️
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I have an awkward amount to say about the swing subculture of the ’90s. I started going out dancing when I was maybe 19.
Can a Gen X please explain why y’all got really into swing music for like 2 years in the 90’s?
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Tell you what. I am on board with bringing forth every credible accusation of sexual assault available. Let’s do this until we have 9 female Supreme Court justices and life sentences for violent rape.
Sen. Graham warns Democrats: “If this is the new norm, you better watch out for your nominees”
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"Scientists in the old days had it so easy. They were like, 'Fairies. BOOM. We're done.'" — My 8 year old
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The cool thing about Trump learning all our nation's deepest secrets is pretty soon we'll all know our nation's deepest secrets.
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Visiting friends in college, we spent hours getting ready for the night. On our way out, their roomie came home and wanted to join, after a “30 sec” shower. GAH!
Friends. That woman was out of the shower with deodorant on in under a minute. I’m 44 and I still think about her.
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One thing that would make the world nicer is an Adele Christmas standards album.
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Not unexpected to whomever is holding the camera. Listen to the soft voice raising this sweetie. “Good catch, buddy.”
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Parents of white kids, we have to talk about racism. No one dies in this video, so please show your kids. Explain your family values around race and how racism manifests, and tell them what happened to George Floyd and Ahmad Arbery.
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Me: I’m gonna go get some paint to paint your playhouse.
5yo: I don’t wanna paint.
Me: OK, I’ll paint then.
5yo: I don’t want to hear the sound of painting.
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Everyone talks about focusing on what you want. But the older I get, the more I realize how much my life is also shaped by what I decide to ignore.
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That’s the news from Lake Wobegone, where all the women are strong, the men are under investigation, and all the children avoid their weird uncles.
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Have you heard the audio of the kid shouting “WOW” at a Mozart concert? The very happiest.
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13yo: Did you know gold dissolves in mercury?
Me: I did not. What are you reading?
13yo: I fell down a "melting points of various elements" rabbit hole.
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I think our 5yo is learning to read from subtitles. My takeaway is that all of us should be making our kids watch way more TV.
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She stopped for water, police punched her, released dogs on her. She was arrested, detained for 16 hours, her parents paid bail. In CA.
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Shop Blue: I made a gift guide for Democrats, featuring stores owned by dems who are women or minorities.
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Texas Senator John Cronyn admitted publicly that he would like to repeal anti-segregation laws.
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Remember when all grandma bathrooms were "seaside" themed? Like, seahorse drawer pulls, starfish on the toilet tank, sand dollar shells on the counter. What was the reasoning there? Toilet/bathtub -> water -> ocean?
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Me: Want to come watch "Teen Titans Go?"
5yo: I can't, I'm playing a game where you sit very still inside the swing and pretend it's a coffin.
Me: ...
5yo: It's called Coffin.
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Not to be controversial right now, but I like my kids. They’re fun.
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When you hear a toddler say “It’s OK! I careful!” from the next room, that kid definitely has a chainsaw.
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Yesterday didn't shock me, it was the logical progression. What surprised me was that, after everything, I'm still so sad about it.
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Covid-concerned parents: We’re treating Halloween like an egg hunt this year. Bought candy and LED lights to put in little plastic jack o’lanterns and apples, and a couple black-cat baskets. The kids are into it! Links to some stuff I found below.
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I'm not allowing myself to consider how I'll feel if she doesn't win.
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George Michael was among my 1st crushes, and later one of the ways I knew the messages I was fed about gay people were lies. ❤
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LeVar Burton has 12 daytime Emmys for teaching generations of children to love books.
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This gluten-free toast is really good if you burn it a little to add texture, coat it in butter, and then don't eat it.
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Me: What should we get dad for his birthday?
5yo: Hmm. Maybe a Barbie Dream House?
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