HEY girlies, always inform your fellow girlies if somethin sketch is going down with their/your mans bc you might get a new bestie out of it!! found out the boy i’ve been seeing has a gf (by ACCIDENT) and i’m at coffee with her chillin rn exchanging stories 💞
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i almost did but she was older than me so i felt like she needed it more lollll (and i just couldn’t give her that satisfaction of thinking she was right because i was like why would you just assume that 😭😭)
weirdest flex has to be that a year ago today elijah told me he was coming to open mic with his friends and none of them showed up so he sat with/got pizookies with me and mine only to find out he never invited his friends he said he just wanted an excuse to hang out with me eye-
mr. d is the coolest person in the world n if you have the audacity to stress him out when he dedicates so much of his time to improve you and share his ideas through you when he’s constantly on your side .... ya moms a hoe .....
if u see me at work i promise nothing else is going through my head except me repeating in my head “i’m takin this horse by the reins makin red coats redder with blood stains”
shoutout to the asian uw girlies that are for SURE using the 2 drivers licenses i’ve lost in the streets of seattle to get into the bar tonight…have a drink on me babes <3
cute girl at the coffee shop i’d been waiting for the right time to give s compliment to: hey i like your shoes
me: I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT YOURE SO PRETTY DO YOU WANT MY SHOES FUCKING TAKE THEM ID GIVE MY LIFE FOR YOU
I wrote a show about my best friends-
This is the feel good comedy for the 20 somethings you’ve been waiting for
Premiering April 16th-17th
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