Malema anotogona kungonyudzwa se Funny ne ziDh*dh* iro.

@HMetro_ @Chakariboy @Lattynyangu @Mattmasinge Ibvai apa.

Imagine, You are the mother to a girl named Precious. Tired from a busy day at church, Prophets predicting bad omens & stuff, you get home, switch on the tv and immediately, a tokoloshi screams & and whispers "Mai Pre...cious "

...They had to Apply mouth

@TapiwaMunjoma 😂😂😂

I see some of the good coming out of Trump's win. ....but I also see the extremists capitalising on it too. Not sure which I should be concerned with more

@RaymondMukazika It's actually true

@__Vigie Ungati maCousins

@gavinmuellerphd "Anti-Gamer" is an anagram for "IT-Manager" , coincidence?

Some People heard kuti Donald Trump "Munatsi" ...Yep, they probably should have verified the spelling.

Toast to all the Umbrellas we lost and forgot mumakombi. 🥂

RT @JimmyButler: joining the tens

Leave English alone & start praying for employment in your native language. Bible rechirungu has only one Job, but ukavhura reshona, Mabasa arimo.

@elder_zagga That fascist Musvolini behaviour with Italian heritage.

@mikeyny_zw Yep. recently tossed a whole packet that failed the eye test last week. The packaging seal looked off.

@elder_zagga 😂😂😂😂😂

In one post, Zinara says "win prizes if you pay for your vehicle licence." in the very next post , they threaten you with inconveniences if you don't pay. Messaging Strategy: All incentives possible !!!

@kirawontmiss 💯