Screw Uber! Message me and Iโll come get you in a 1987 Pontiac Firebird, with a fifth of whisky and an eight ball, blasting Judas Priest on the speakers, and Iโll holler โHell yeah, brotherโ at everything you say
This is just too laughable. Like dude, Iโm sorry youโre mad that your wedding was lame I guess lol
Also for anyone else out there, you should absolutely do your wedding for you and not anyone else. Itโs a celebration for you and your partner, no one else.