. Profile
.

@madcoates

Followers
3,559
Following
1,509
Media
495
Statuses
33,753
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
@madcoates
.
4 years
You can’t just change the date of star signs fuck off 😂😂😂
28
3K
25K
@madcoates
.
3 years
2 slices of happiness
Tweet media one
89
1K
24K
@madcoates
.
4 years
Be careful who you vent to, a listening ear is also a running mouth👂🏽🤫
18
3K
24K
@madcoates
.
4 years
There’s an estimate of around 300,000 pedophiles across uk and if they were to be convicted it would apparently cripple prisons😂😂😂but they’ll happily bang up someone for a 10 years for selling drugs. 6 months suspended sentence for tryna groom an 8 year old. Make it make sense
58
3K
21K
@madcoates
.
4 years
So 6 girls can get a table but 6 boys can’t fucking stupid pathetic place
Tweet media one
140
1K
18K
@madcoates
.
5 years
Wolf of Wall Street is TOP FUCKING TIER of films
37
2K
15K
@madcoates
.
4 years
Why do friends get jealous of eachother 😂😂😂😂 like wtf is ur beef bruv
18
1K
14K
@madcoates
.
4 years
Cor I chat some shit on a night out cringinggggg af
34
1K
12K
@madcoates
.
4 years
Pretty sure I’ve still got a cough from drinking rushkinoff vodka in maga 2016
204
938
12K
@madcoates
.
4 years
I will never not love the smell of Dior sauvage
26
1K
12K
@madcoates
.
4 years
This is gonna sound so dramatic but I’m actually hideous when im pale
19
2K
12K
@madcoates
.
3 years
Petition for McDonald’s to bring back bagels
86
1K
8K
@madcoates
.
5 years
Pizza Hut over Dominoes don’t @
94
985
8K
@madcoates
.
4 years
Azaylia looks so so so poorly now I can’t even deal that poor baby girl my heart breaks for her and her family 😭💔
5
449
8K
@madcoates
.
4 years
When you post a pic and ur waiting for the person you fancy too see and like and then they like it 🥰 fantasticxxxxxxxxxx
15
390
7K
@madcoates
.
4 years
It’s the celebrities showing how to do work outs when they’ve had BBL does me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
5
584
7K
@madcoates
.
4 years
I don’t get it so I can go primark with approximately 400 people inside but can’t go to restaurant with 2 of my mates? Fuck off
5
338
6K
@madcoates
.
3 years
It’s never just 1 drink is it ...
32
488
6K
@madcoates
.
4 years
My girls honestly are chatting to like 5/6 boys at a time and I can’t even secure 1 boy I like to even chat to 🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuckin give up .
40
259
4K
@madcoates
.
3 years
Do you ever look at some people and you just can’t imagine them ever having sex or are you normal
16
140
4K
@madcoates
.
5 years
I’ve actually come to terms I have never actually been treated nicely by someone I was speaking too/seeing or been with. I’m actually such a nice person so don’t know why I deserve to get fucked over so easily. Will never entertain someone again
16
362
2K
@madcoates
.
5 years
Tomorrow is literally never promised whatever you wanna do do it
2
642
2K
@madcoates
.
3 years
Where the Fuck does peoples jobs go when the sun is out please love to know
7
93
2K
@madcoates
.
4 years
Scum of the actual fucking earth
@HitsWYorksNews
Hits Radio News | West Yorkshire
4 years
#HydePark in #Leeds this morning after people came to the park yesterday during the hot weather.
673
587
1K
0
76
1K
@madcoates
.
4 years
I honestly do not know how people actually CHOOSE to be jobless your life must be so fucking boring
0
55
977
@madcoates
.
3 years
I’ve never in my life fancied someone like I do Jack Grealish
@finallynataliee
now watching: invicible. 🤎
3 years
117
2K
13K
5
151
976
@madcoates
.
3 years
I bet everyone in Liverpool who went to that rave doesn’t even feel hungover they just feel incredible
3
32
909
@madcoates
.
3 years
The weather this year has been an absolute fucking joke
0
56
690
@madcoates
.
3 years
Omg who remembers balls of steel
22
14
645
@madcoates
.
5 years
Never seen the water so clear😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Tweet media one
5
62
645
@madcoates
.
3 years
I’m sorry but I need a minute to process this madness
Tweet media one
11
5
603
@madcoates
.
4 years
I know who I’d rather be walking the same streets with and that’s a dealer with kilos of gear instead of wondering if I’m walking past a pedophile
4
54
598
@madcoates
.
5 years
Fuck that job bruv. Telling me I can’t go sunwaves don’t let anyone tell me what I can and can’t do
4
11
570
@madcoates
.
3 years
Grealish & Foden 3 way
7
71
512
@madcoates
.
4 years
TRUST me when I tell you you never know what is going on inside someone’s head or in their life whether they’re your friend or not some people do not share stuff with ANYONE. So be kind to one another.
0
99
497
@madcoates
.
3 years
I wanna spend a weekend away with someone far away from home, jacuzzi, champagne and matching white dressing gowns and slippers & nice dinners
2
44
494
@madcoates
.
3 years
Can’t believe I used to cry about someone 2 inches taller than me
4
34
475
@madcoates
.
3 years
If you miss someone tell them if you like someone tell them if you love someone tell them life is way to short to beat around the bush
1
47
472
@madcoates
.
4 years
I want to go on holiday with a boy
19
19
438
@madcoates
.
8 months
Being made redundant end of January been jobless every since and I’ve just got a call for a job interview I did Tuesday one I wanted so desperately and I thought I messed up in the interview and they’ve just called me and offered it to me 😭😭😭🥳🥳🥳🥳❤️❤️❤️
11
2
396
@madcoates
.
4 years
If I don’t have a boyfriend by this time next year I will turn lesbian cos this shits boring
8
29
364
@madcoates
.
5 years
Fancying someone when ur in lock down is fucking dangerous 🥵
3
57
356
@madcoates
.
4 years
Meeting new people is honestly the best will never understand people that act all stush when it comes to saying hi to strangers 😭😭
1
33
338
@madcoates
.
4 years
Moaning about a national lockdown but asking when the next illegal rave is 😫 ok
1
13
305
@madcoates
.
5 years
Nice teeth are sooo important to me like you could be a strong 4/10 but if your teeth are peng ur ten ten. in my eyes anyways 🤷🏽‍♀️ does that make sense
0
23
301
@madcoates
.
4 years
Mini eggs are so addictive
2
18
297
@madcoates
.
4 years
Tweet media one
0
26
289
@madcoates
.
4 years
Doesn’t matter where your from or if you don’t know him your share could be extremely helpful. So please share
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
0
801
238
@madcoates
.
4 years
Didn’t even get a chance to secure a babes for lockdown2 😖🤐
0
38
250
@madcoates
.
3 years
Worst thing is I didn’t even clock her bum😂😭😭😭😭😭 just see the toes
4
10
258
@madcoates
.
4 years
I start chatting to someone get bare excited then they palm me off 😂 Story of my motherfuckin life
8
15
247
@madcoates
.
3 years
Glazed donut from Krispy Kreme so simple but stunning
2
13
243
@madcoates
.
3 years
Jack Grealish👏🏽 That’s it that’s the tweet
1
25
243
@madcoates
.
4 years
Why is it impossible to get back to sleep when ur hanging
0
6
236
@madcoates
.
3 years
Sitting down in the shower is when you know you’ve hit an all time low
4
10
219
@madcoates
.
3 years
Can’t believe we all laughed at a little German girl crying
9
9
204
@madcoates
.
4 years
The most beautiful girl in the universe, but how can you say be comfortable in the skin you have when you’ve had so much surgery 😩 this is why some girls wanna perfect our bodies cos of girls like Demi
4
32
199
@madcoates
.
5 years
I’d of done the same if that was my kids. Everyone’s quick to blame the parents but have no idea what their kids are like outside of the house
@How3s99
Howes
5 years
Tweeting this so I never lose it 😂 life really does come at you fast
682
19K
94K
1
27
200
@madcoates
.
4 years
Do u know how fucking embarrassing it is to live in a country like this I can’t even
1
12
194
@madcoates
.
4 years
I’m pissed off why doesn’t it show you who’s recently followed someone anymore 😡😡😡😡 Like I click on followers and it’s me up the top
3
16
185
@madcoates
.
4 years
So jealous of friendship groups I really am wish I was part of a gang all my friends are separate friendship group friends
1
18
187
@madcoates
.
5 years
Not all your mates are your mates trust me
2
49
180
@madcoates
.
4 years
Tomorrow is a new day, new week, new month, new goals, new targets. I’m ready to graft my arse off let’s goooooo❤️🙌🏽💪🏽
0
27
184
@madcoates
.
3 years
The Jones Wedding💚
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
1
2
171
@madcoates
.
4 years
“So when you coming to see me” literallt never please go away
0
16
175
@madcoates
.
3 years
sounds like me after a gram of packet
@Number10cat
Larry the Cat
3 years
Doesn’t this just fill you with confidence?
373
803
4K
6
5
172
@madcoates
.
4 years
Black hair 🖤
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
0
162
@madcoates
.
3 years
If a bouncer tells me to sit down after July 19th I will throttle them
1
0
171
@madcoates
.
4 years
Sun kissed X
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
0
165
@madcoates
.
4 years
McDonald’s are taking the fucking piss bruv another 30 open and still not one in my area
4
16
169
@madcoates
.
4 years
💟
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
4
4
165
@madcoates
.
4 years
All I need is a boy from Essex who I can call bruv when I’m pissed off with him
6
9
163
@madcoates
.
3 years
Me and who
@Club1984_
CLUB 1984.
3 years
Tweet media one
3
324
5K
6
7
159
@madcoates
.
4 years
I get so emotionally attached to series I don’t think it’s normal
1
19
163
@madcoates
.
4 years
I can’t believe how exited we are for such minor things that should’ve never been taken away from us in the first place
1
6
155
@madcoates
.
4 years
Route 94 - forget the girl. brings back the best fucking memories
1
9
150
@madcoates
.
3 years
Tweet media one
3
2
148
@madcoates
.
3 years
I cannot get my head around how many people have covid wtf
2
6
147
@madcoates
.
4 years
Why are people so bothered about what other people post on their own social media please
1
16
150
@madcoates
.
4 years
Any 10/10 nice but nasty boys from Manchester need a girlfriend
8
17
141
@madcoates
.
3 years
Boris got contacted by track and trace but he don’t need to isolate cos he’s part of a “pilot trial” are u fucking winding me up????
2
3
142
@madcoates
.
4 years
When you see someone looking really slim and then you remember their boyfriend sells packet and ur like ohhhh YeH loooool 💡
2
4
139
@madcoates
.
3 years
Tweet media one
3
1
134
@madcoates
.
4 years
Me times three
Tweet media one
Tweet media two
Tweet media three
1
1
131
@madcoates
.
4 years
I’d LOVE to know when we can scrap the fucking masks
1
8
136
@madcoates
.
4 years
How hard is it to put your hand up or even a finger to say thankyou when I’ve just let you come through cunts
1
17
135
@madcoates
.
4 years
‼️‼️‼️‼️❌❌❌
Tweet media one
0
62
129
@madcoates
.
3 years
Holla ya boy for the pool work
0
3
131
@madcoates
.
4 years
Does anyone want a girlfriend x I’m getting really bored here
9
6
126
@madcoates
.
3 years
Proper don’t get how people can walk round with yellow teeth
14
10
129
@madcoates
.
3 years
Good on the girl hope she don’t get in trouble for this
0
7
128
@madcoates
.
4 years
John cena just followed me ??????? WHAT
4
1
128
@madcoates
.
4 years
Can we normalise people cleaning their sunbeds before and after use please and thank you kindly in advance X
1
8
128
@madcoates
.
5 years
Why does it come up “the person you fancy and 167 other people have liked this” ha ha 🙃x
1
8
127
@madcoates
.
3 years
Btw
Tweet media one
1
14
125
@madcoates
.
4 years
When a boy genuinely loves you they’re actually so friendly kind and cute aren’t they. I mean I’ve never had it just seen it on tiktok but yeh
0
7
124
@madcoates
.
5 years
Boob job pending
0
17
121