Madeline Hill
@mad_hill
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Sports gossip enthusiast + co-host of The Sports Gossip Show. If Bravo and ESPN had a baby it would be my newsletter @Impersonal_Foul: https://t.co/TFsapu2u8T
stuck on the 405
Joined December 2009
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That blue represents millions of dollars & countless jobs & it's sort of comical how you think that you've made a choice that exempts you from the fashion industry when in fact you're wearing the sweater that was selected for you by the people in this room from a pile of stuff
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Not Tom Brady posting The Chicks cover of ‘Landslide’ after news broke that Gisele Bündchen is having a baby with her hot jiu-jitsu instructor boyfriend 👀
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Harry Styles was in the same restaurant as me last night and I now understand the meaning of life.
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tfw you run into your ex while wearing lingerie in paris lol same
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Somewhere, Jennifer Aniston is crafting her "Hey, let's grab coffee and catch up" text to Brad Pitt.
BREAKING: #JenniferAniston and #JustinTheroux announce they are separating in a statement to The Associated Press.
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SOME PERSONAL NEWS MY DAUGHTER IS AT THE MET GALA AND YES I AM SCREAMING
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I want an oral history on how NBC got Taylor Swift to narrate these gymnastics hype videos.
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Everyone should plan a vacation to Badlands National Park this year.
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Not the poptart recreating the Eras Tour Reputation set I’m dying
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The best part of the Olympics are critiquing every athlete in every sport for making one tiny mistake while I eat an entire family sized bag of bbq chips on the couch.
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Can we talk about the fact that Rich Paul soft launched Adele as his girlfriend on Instagram in the *second* photo in a carousel where the first photo is of him and Oprah ☠️
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NOTHING ELSE MATTERS MY DAUGHTER IS AT THE MET GALA NO I WILL NOT CALM DOWN
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@colesprouse i voted 'great' because if this becomes a sponsored account for dominos that's better for everyone.
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Want to know what strength in numbers looks like?. Going to three stores for poster board because the first two were sold out. #WhyIMarch.
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Larsa Pippen unfollowing Marcus Jordan during the Super Bowl is my Super Bowl.
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Barack: "Why do you want the photo taken in square mode?". Michelle: "Just do it.".
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I love taking a nap where I look at my phone for 27 minutes.
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Michelle: "Do you like Valencia?". Barack: "Who is that?".
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For this week’s newsletter, I spoke with the creator of the incredible viral Twitter and Instagram accounts, @ArtButSports. 🏀🎨 . Enjoy!! .
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I’ve been in NYC for three minutes and I’ve already heard someone discuss the pros and cons of moving to LA.
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Reporter: "What's your skincare routine?". Victoria's Secret Angel: "Flint, Michigan is still without clean running water.". #VSFashionShow.
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This is devastating. My heart breaks for his family and loved ones. He was 41 and healthy. 💔. I can’t believe I even have to say this, but wear a damn mask. Every. Single. Time. You. Leave. Your. House.
Nick Cordero, standout actor in Broadway musicals, dies of COVID-19 complications at 41
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Toby gets in a car accident on the way to work and sets up a GoFundMe page for his medical expenses. Michael finds out, reports the fundraiser as spam, and gets it shut down.
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I love coming home from a long day of work, sinking into the couch, and cracking open a cold can of LaCroix.
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The longest relationship I've ever had was with the hair tie on my left wrist.
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One of my New Year’s resolutions is to revive Lindsay Lohan’s career.
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As a team building exercise, Michael forces every employee to pair off and create an invention that improves Dunder Mifflin's workflow, which they have to present in the style of a Shark Tank episode. Michael is in character as Mark Cuban the entire time.
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Kelly becomes Instagram Famous, yet still checks Ryan's tagged photos on a daily basis.
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It feels like now is the time to remind everyone that I still don’t think Trump can name all 50 states.
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Millennials: “Treat us like adults!!!”. Cashier: “Do you have a CVS ExtraCare card?”. Millennials: “Yeah, my mom’s number is—“.
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If you’re looking for something to eat at your parents’ house, I’m sure there’s a box of wheat thins from 2007 in the back of that cabinet with water bottles and almonds.
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Michael watches one Casey Neistat vlog, immediately purchases a DSLR, starts narrating his day.
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Dwight keeps mentioning how standing desks are better for your posture and focus. Jim stacks reams of paper on top of one another until they hit the ceiling and puts Dwight's computer and phone on top. Dwight must climb a ladder to answer his phone.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN LARSA PIPPEN UNFOLLOWED MARCUS JORDAN AND REMOVED ALL PHOTOS OF THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS GAME
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I'm naming my firstborn Meryl Streep's 2017 Golden Globes Speech.
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I was one of Robin Hood's friends in a high-school play if that says anything about my acting career. The other Madelaine can probably advise on this cc @madelainepetsch
@mad_hill I love you, I want to be a actor SO BAD, can you please follow me and give me tips, thanks.
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This quote: "Nobody has a right over my body just because they view me as sexy or a sex icon." - @KateUpton .
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11 Moments In The Conversation Where He Could’ve Brought Up The Fact That He Had A Girlfriend.
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“So MaNy oF yOu HaVe BeEn AsKiNg AbOuT mY sKiNcArE rOuTiNe.” 🥴.
To all of those who have asked, I will not be going to the Inauguration on January 20th.
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wrong redhead but i can play ariel's long-lost sister if that works for you @madelainepetsch??
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BREAKING: Just spotted my first Unnecessary Parka In LA of the season. It’s 60 degrees.
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PROUD MOM 😭.
I’m so proud to announce Plus/Minus as my next project ❤️ and my second film serving as an executive producer➕➖
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“Because I’m a woman you’re going to take this away from me.” - @serenawilliams . No. Words. #USOpen.
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6 y/o on my flight: “Why is it so difficult for people to get off planes? All you have to do is walk.”. Same kid, same.
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