Martan Damdere.
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@imVkohli
sun be bsdke. Gand fate ya chud Jaye. Ya tujhe fir ho jaye depression bad me sambhalna dekh lenge, just fucking wake up from your dream cricketing zonal Paradise because this is the time we need you, we need our Virat Kohli back who has been winning us matches. Bsdk.
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@JunaidBabarian
@saifahmed75
This WC will be the most interesting one because Porkistan will be reaching Lahore Airport even more faster than Bangladesh reaching Mirpur.
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@RealonX
@mufaddal_vohra
Yes. Seeing that humiliated defeat of Pakistan, it's a joke to everyone.
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@R_4_Rubab
@GaurangBhardwa1
Bkl ek bed dhundh le marwane ke liye Roz yahan aa jati hai kholkar dene ke liye
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Maan gye Kohli Saab. Kohliraj duo is lethal as fuck 🥵🥵
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@meme_ki_diwani
Hardik should have been the VC here lekin bcci madc ko gill me three format future captain dikh rha hai. Gautam bhau tumhare hi laude lagenge Australia me jab pele jaoge.
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@Attaullahsapi
Jinke paas Shaheen jaise pacer hone ke bad bhi ghanta kuch nahi ukhad paye WC me vo bilaterals me jeet ke bhaunkne ki dhamkiyan de rahe hai. Lmfaooo
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@AsadCh3446
@JohnyBravo183
@TheRealPCBMedia
Khud ko gand fatt ke 69 ho gyi hai yahan marenge. Nikal bhadwe
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@UmdarTamker
@meme_ki_diwani
Undertaker from jhantu colony and a blue tick running an anon account is venting out his frustration, understandable.
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Nobody
Le Travis Head Surviving Bumrah's spell in the WC Final:
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@CaughtAtGully
Maulana Rizwan be like : Jate jate ek Oscar level performance deke chala hi jata hu kya pata ICC best acting performance me nominate hi karde 🤡
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@Sheikh_G55
@shoaib100mph
Tumhare team ki chut tumhari ammi se bhi kamzor hai bhoijan bar bar fat jati hai 🥵
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@Satya_Prakash08
@henrygayle
@ImRo45
Opponent will already declare them winners instead of getting thrashed for 400 in a T20I match.
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@SloggSweep
Vo sab chhod bhai. Men's cricket se fursat mile to women's bhi dekh Lena. Laura Wolvaardt ka cover drive.
( Fame me Bane rahne ke liye slog Bhai emotion emotion me beh jate hai, NVM it's personal choice)
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@theYousafR
@AlexHartley93
Can't be more worst than you son. Worst son tag will always be given to porkis.
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@ThePrashanthCB
@mufaddal_vohra
@khaaldrogo_
@meme_ki_diwani
It was like condom for the icc, used it and now throwing it.
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@taimoorze
Abe chodu aur lauda dimag se nikal ke dekh bhadwe. He never did any Pooja path on the field nor did he recited any religious chant in the press conference unlike porkis players Jin mc ka poora career hi religion pe chal raaha instead of cricket. Bhadwe.
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@kookaburra_221
Ton - Rohit Sharma
Reebok: MS Dhoni
New Balance: Steve Smith
Kookaburra: Punter
MRF: Virat
Britannia: Virender Sehwag
Gray Nicolls: Babar
Hero: Ashwin
SG: KL Rahul
GM: Devon Conway
SS: SKY
CA: Shoaib Malik
Extra : Adidas - Sachin
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@wrdhnx
Arey farzi reports hai bhai..vo sab. Engagement baits hai sab ( vo bhi ho skta hai jis purpose ke liye tha but not going that way ) hardik is a clutch player. Hum odi wc finals me nhi haare the ye kangladesh ke match me hi har gye the jb hardik bahar hua tha bs umeed me zinda ths
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I fear 3 things in the world.
1. Income tax
2. Jhanton me lipti Kali ch
#t
3. Qudrat ka nizam
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@meme_ki_diwani
Me to Adidas :
*Adidas is the worst Indian jersey designer this tean has ever worked with*
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Vicky kaushal ne heavy marketing kar di hai Tauba tauba ki..ekdum tatti song 🤡
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Appreciation Tweet for
@on_drive2306
bhai !
Where everyone was in a devastating mood to believe what happened with the batting ability, yash bhai already had beliefs that it doesn't matter what happens but the end of the day the result will be India beating Pakis. Respect 🛐🫡
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Love is a cruel to cruelest thing, if you got it to fulfill your life with then it will be best thing that could have ever happened but if you didn't by any chance, it will make you feel the wrath of hell on each passing night.
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@Rohitman4517
@meme_ki_diwani
Khud ki gand fadwane ke jab koi comeback na sujhe to yahi bolke nipat lo
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@wwasay
Fir wahi purani gheesi peeti batein.
Bobsy to king tha na Practice matches me WC ke, kya hua ek bhi century nahi laga paya ?
Matches ki baat Kiya Karo Miya, kha ma kha ab practice matches ke performance ko hype kar rhe ho
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Parag has truly improved his game. I want him to score more from here. Finish this season with 500+ runs with a good SR. You never know when an opportunity can knock your door, tomorrow.🔥
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@mr_akhtar_17
@sigma__male_
Arre vo paida hi hua hai bsdka chatne ke liye to apna Kam kar rha hai. Rozgar hai bhai uska, chod
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These are the best guys one can have.
@ratnamrecommend
@Vickster469
@wtfyuviii
@directorr_18
@80and_Counting
@Souravverma8015
@lumber1114658
@wrdhnx
@ayeyaashi
@KPN1790
@mr_tripathi_05
@ps26_11
@_Jaikaal
@kookaburra_221
@on_drive007
@PabloEs58765418
@Soul1Divine
Cheers 🍻
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Kids born in India : Humara beta IAS banega.
If a kid is born in Sri Langda: Humara beta Malinga ka 89th copy banega 🫤
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What a night it was 🥹❤️🏆🏆🏆🇮🇳🤙🏻
Na neend aayi, na sone ka waqt Mila.
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Girls : what extent you can go for your fav team ?
Men :
Iss bar Wc final sasural me dekha aur hum jeet gaye. Lagta hai har wc/wtc final se pehle sasural jana hoga ab se
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@chopda_arpan
@major_pawan
@PulkitK107
@imVkohli
@ImRo45
He doesn't has guts to admit the truth honestly. Just using his name for the reach and fame that he never got.
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@JalsaKaroYaar
Kyu yaad dila rha hai bhai, move on karja ab. Nothing gonna change jabtk tatti mentality hai aur full politics hai BCCI me.
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Just want him to succeed even more and more than my or anyone's expectations. He has been special throughout his journey. Sheer hardwork and his hunger for runs will make him an epitome of a narration defined by pure hardwork soaked in the sweats of passion towards his game.
#YBJ
Jaiswal has that sheer hunger for runs. I point that I noted a couple of years ago. That is why you expect him to succeed across formats. Or at least in a couple of formats.
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@YashMatta03
Yuvraj agar ek bar pitch par muthh bhi mar de na to dube jaise 1k sperms me beh jaye
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@Arsalan894
@_FaridKhan
@IrfanPathan
Daaakter, this underachiever had a hat trick against your team in test cricket 😂👌
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@xavvierrrrrr
Bhai tere jaise hazar jhant ke baal mere laude ke nichhe latke huye hai aur Roz todke fenk deta hu..
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@TheCrickFun
@_FaridKhan
Farid ke pas waise bhi dimag nahi hai, goton ka istemal karta hai vo apne
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Loving this edition of T20 World Cup 2024, it doesn't matter how bad or worse the pitches turned out to be but these low scoring thrillers are just making it more intense and entertaining to watch at the same time.
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Man came here with his purpose, King ❤️👑
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Let me tell you something.
If Kohli somehow fail to score big or even respectable score in the first Test vs England then this clownery berozgar twitteratis will call it karma. 🙂
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@lovembansal_01
@BakaitBuddy
@shiveshsharma
@JohnyBravo183
@theskindoctor13
@sniggy1992
Exactly. Maxwell could have finished this game way earlier if he was not in this condition. He just used his muscular strength to become a monster and clinch that historical win.
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@meme_ki_diwani
Shivani be like : Meme bhi banati hu, logo ko hasati bhi hu
Kahin bhagwan na ban jau isiliye emotional karke rulati bhi hu 🥹
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@80and_Counting
@Narsimha_dev
Virat & Rahane both are blessed to have a wifey like what they have got.
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2 weeks back.
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Kash yahi Yorker Travis Head ko mar diya hota WC final me 🫠
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@GhaffarDawnNews
Gand pe aise lat padega na babur ka muh me Lena band kar dega MDC.
- 2x ICC U-19 Trophy
- Champions Trophy'17
- Asia Cup 2018 20 22
- T20 World Cup 2021, 22
- ICC ODI World Cup 19, 23
He is a finished batsmen with nothing special to his career. Zyda bhaunk mat
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@SloggSweep
Isse accha to randikhana chala ke gand marwa lete bhai yahan chudne ka kya shauk chada hai 🤤
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@WasiyullahB
@mufaddal_vohra
Yuzi chahal can bat ? Hol bhi nhi skta reel banane ke alawa. Aur just because yuvraj said it's not true. Yuvraj koi dudh ka dhula nhi hai
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The 2 most hardest things I have learnt in life is to -
1. Move on from setbacks.
2. Block/Cut off the people who don't add any value to your life. If you're keeping the relation for the sake of friendship, it's ruined already( Even more tougher than the first one).
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No Lauda Azam was harmed in this tweet.
He won it in fucking world cup year not by statpadding against 3rd class bowling attack in covid years
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@CricCrazyNIKS
Rizwana chacha yar gazab topibaz keeper hai, har dusre ball pe usko caught behind chahiye 🤣😭
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@NishitaChauhan
This girl be replying with 2 or 3 eye emoticon simultaneously to confuse but in asking she will reply like " aise hi sexy lag rha hai" 😂😭
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Sax karunga saal bhar, bowling karunga jhant bhar. T20 World Cup ka sapna dekh rha tha ye bhosdu 🙂
Deepak Chahar off the field after bowling 2 balls.
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Travis Head ko sex nahi mil paa rha kya India me ? Har ek team ko pele ja rha hai, Aaj to DC ko usi ke Ghar me nanga karke bdsm kar lis
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@mus_moiz
@neelakhoon
Usi bande ne pakistan ke jhant ke bal ko lal peela kaala hara karke bhej Diya 🤡
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@that_shutterbug
Watch Kaala Paani. It's awesome but some part will break your heart. Can't write long enough but suggesting you to watch it.
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@Sadly_shrey
@mufaddal_vohra
Muh me le liya uska, aisa ?
To muh me kisne kaha tha lene ko piche leta aur maza aata, thoda zyda dard ke sath
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Ireland ne porkistan ke gand me sariya ghusa diya pel ke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳🥳🥳
@kookaburra_221
@vishalsah1986
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@BladeRNR2049
Teleportation ka koi jugad nahi hai warna lauda yahi ghusa deta muh me tripathi ke..bkl 1 sec me network down ho jata hai iska bed pe kya tikta hoga 🤡
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God : Because you choose it, my son.
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QT something from your Instagram.
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Aree madarchod 😭😭
RCB has 0 trophy for a reason lmao
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Chutad Riyan Parag.. international me aate hi moot diya 😭🤣🤣😭
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Sky ke nam pe sirf ye hai 🥹
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