Martin
@m3gamarvatron
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Former Paul Dummett obsessionist. Big fan of touching tips and Dan Burn.
Joined November 2014
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@m3gamarvatron A nod to ‘fortiter defendit triumphans’ on the city crest and the start of defending the energy cup this season, I’d say.
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MATCHDAY!!! Into these fucking bantam bastards, their fucking bitter Scottish daft cunt of a manager, that fucking microwave setting bellend Max Power and the rest of their squad of fucking anal leakage from the fucking off tonight lads. YAAAAANNNNNIIIIITTTTTTTEEEEEEDDDDDDD!!!
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A fantastic last 5 minutes of Carabao association football trophy viewing.
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I genuinely don’t think the US will ever recover from this global embarrassment. He is beyond parody.
Trump: "I'm really good at predicting things. During the campaign they had a hat -- a best-selling hat -- 'Trump was right about everything.' And I don't say that in a braggadocios way, but it's true. I've been right about everything."
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Could be his greatest ever made up stat.
Trump to the UN: "Europe loses more than 175,000 to heat deaths every year because the costs are so expensive you can't turn on an air conditioner. What is that all about? That's not Europe. That's not the Europe that I love and know. All in the name of pretending to stop the
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Would love to see someone in that room stand up and call him out on all this fucking bollocks he’s spouting. The man’s unwell.
Trump to the UN: "I have to say, I look at London where you have a terrible mayor -- terrible terrible mayor -- and it's been so changed, so changed. Now they want to go to Sharia Law ... both their immigration and their suicidal energy ideas will be the death of Western Europe."
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He’s slowly turning into Grandpa Simpson isn’t he. Just talking utter fucking nonsense.
Trump is now whining to the UN about the UN working with another developer and not him on their building
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Everyone at the England & Wales Cricket Board is deeply saddened to hear of the passing of Dickie Bird. A proud Yorkshireman and a much-loved umpire, he will be sorely missed. Rest in peace, Dickie 🤍
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Noknee Madaweaknee, amarite.
🚨 Noni Madueke expected to be sidelined for around 2 months with knee injury. 23yo winger sustained problem in 1st half of #AFC vs #MCFC on Sunday but understood to have avoided anterior cruciate ligament (ACL) damage. W/ @ArtdeRoche @SebSB @TheAthleticFC
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Thiaw and Big Dick Nick to both score headers today. 5-0, 5 at the back, Eddie Howes mighty fucking mags.
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MATCHDAY!!! Into these fruity fucking daft cunts, their fucking dog shit non-league fucking ground, that greasy Spanish fat faced waiter of a manager and their squad of fucking seagull spunk from the fucking off today lads. YAAAAANNNNNIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEDDDDDD!!!
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Here is a sentence. With all that money you can take a long walk on a short pie. Tosser
@Lord_Sugar All that money doesn’t change the fact you can’t create a coherent sentence
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Why would we ever want to move from that big beautiful bastard man.
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