M1st3rBoo-urns👻
@m1st3rburns
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Married to @mrsburns16 . Relationships and sex positivity. Polyamorous. 'Partial Narcissist'. 'Cute dork'. 'Just awesome and fun'. Cis, straight, he/him.
Hamilton, Ontario
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I like my girls theic 😉😍😋
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I straddle the line between Gen X and millennial, so I listen to good music, but still eat ass 😎
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You can be
#sexpositive
and monogamous
You can be
#sexpositive
and vanilla
You can be
#sexpositive
and keep your photos private
You can be
#sexpositive
and not own a sex toy
You can be
#sexpositive
and religious
Never let anyone define you out of
#sexpositivity
❤❤
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Things your body is not:
Too tall
Too short
Too thick
Too thin
Too wet
Too dry
Too curvy
Too flat
Too pale
Too dark
Too freckled
Too scarred
Things your body is:
Beautiful
Loved
Yours
Nobody else's f*cking business
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Periodic reminder that your weight/body type has nothing to do with how sexy you are.
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Me: How can I let people know that I'm goth, but also nonmonogamous?
Target:
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Continuing the trend of featuring guests far hotter than I in my
#FlannelFriday
pic... Enjoy
@MrsBurns16
, everyone 🥰
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Hey Twitter friends!
Please join me in wishing a happy birthday to the yang to my yin. Everyone's favourite MILF, and the brightest light of NSFW Twitter,
@MrsBurns16
💖💖💖
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Cheers to good friends celebrating good news tonight! 🥂
If anyone else has a reason to celebrate tonight, please raise a glass and join in 🥰🥰
@NotAverageMrs
@NAveragemr
@CSoduh
@SoduhOrange
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Can I see your favourite tattoo?? I see so many of you sexy inked MFers and want to know the stories behind them!
#Tattuesday
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Why yes, I do have plans for you tonight. How did you know?? 😈😈
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Hey, NSFW Twitter. If It's not explicitly clear, I love your pictures. You are as classy as you are sexy. If you want to show off those sexy bodies for any reason, you do it, 'cause it makes you happy.
You do you 💖💖💖
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Had a day off Twitter yesterday while I shared an early birthday celebration for this gorgeous creature 🥰🥰
@MrsPlayin4Fun
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Still humbled that 3000 of you care about what I have to say... (Or just enjoy the thirst traps 😉) In gratitude, enjoy this
#FlannelFriday
pic 💖💖💖
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Does your definition of masculinity allow for lingerie posts on Twitter?? 🤔
Much of traditional masculinity is a cage that allows only for narrow interpretations of what a man should be, many of which are performative for the benefit of other men.
#ManlyMonday
#30DaysOfLingerie
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Been hearing a bunch of so-so self talk today.
Try to remember that you are completely unique in the universe and special to so many people who love you. Don't hold yourself to a higher standard than everyone else would. You are enough. You are doing enough 💖💖💖
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Hey, women! Whatever orgasm you are having or not having is right as long as it works for you! No matter what Surf&Turf or whatever is trying to tell you... There's no wrong way to cum 🥰🥰
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I've been listening to Optimus Prime since I was six years old, and he hasn't steered me wrong yet 🩵🤍🩷
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Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old-fashioned way; locking eyes across a crowded orgy while she's being eaten out by my wife.
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Hey everybody! If you could spare a minute to send some good thoughts or a supportive message for
@MrsBurns16
today, we would really appreciate it 💖💖 It's nothing serious, but we could really use the support today 😘
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Shout out to all you folks who post selfies that don't get hundreds of ❤️s. Just because there aren't a ton of people seeing your stuff doesn't mean it's not valuable or appreciated!
Sincerely, a guy who only gets 20 ❤️s who still thinks he posts 🔥🔥🔥 pics.
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I've been treated to seeing so many beautiful bodies during this first week of
#30DaysOfLingerie
. Every body type under the sun is represented, and the one thing they have in common is that they all look fierce, proud, and powerful 🥰🥰🥰 Appreciate you all so much!!
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My queen has returned home! Thank you to everyone for the well-wishes. They really helped us both 💖💖
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Get you a girl who knows you're having a tough day and sends you emotional support nudes 🥰🥰
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This is how Canadians celebrate seeing 8⁰ (C) in February 😁🔥🍔
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World, meet my new arm 😉🥰 (Be kind, I love it so much 🥰🥰)
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A quick note to all the beautiful people participating in
#30DaysOfLingerie
, now that you're 1/3 of the way through. You are all amazing, and I recognize how much effort you're putting into this! Keep up the unbelievable work 🥰🥰🥰
@SwingDownUnder
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