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when I have a presentation for a class but I don’t know how to start it
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love when hockey players are mic’d up and they go “I’m mic’d boys don’t say anything stupid” and then said hockey player says something stupid immediately after
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girl who tf is even on the ice
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Matthew Tkachuk and Hank Green having beef on twitter is the most interesting thing to happen in my life in like 6 months
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always check in on your goalie…you never know what they’re going through
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Travis Kelce promoting the NHL more than the actual league ever will
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so a dudes brother had to help him out of bed and his teammates had to help him PUT HIS GEAR ON and you LET HIM PLAY A WHOLE HOCKEY GAME
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no longer referring to the oilers vs flames series as “Battle Of Alberta” for this years playoffs this is strictly “Keeping Up With the Tkachuks” this is their series now
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this is so funny like imagine watching a hockey game for the first time and at the end of the game every dude on the ice is punching and tackling each other while rats n stuff are being thrown on the ice and then the camera pans to THIS
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I love how Sarah Nurse always takes pictures with fans isn’t that so sweet of her 🥰💞
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devils: were eliminated from the playoffs last night
meanwhile the devils tonight:
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can’t tell if I’m rooting for the flames bc I actually like the team a little bit now or if I’m just enthralled by the storyline of Brady Tkachuk becoming the main character of his older brothers playoff run
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idk but like the best part of the ASG is the random mascot group hang out sessions like this is the most random group but I’m kinda here for it
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“First time in nhl history all 32 teams have played on the same day!!” GIRL THATS NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF LMAO
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Panthers are gonna take the series just because Alex Lyon is one of the funniest dudes ever
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this is genuinely one of the greatest pieces of work I have ever seen
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imagine being a grown man and getting scolded by a ref in front of thousands of people
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I hope she closed her rings
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“I’m an interesting person” says the girl spending a free summer Wednesday night watching a bunch of teenager dudes be selected to fulfill the prophecy of an NHL team
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so I put my hands up they’re playin my song the butterflies fly away 🕺🕺🕺🕺
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was watching this like “oh nice” and then I REALIZED ITS THE GOALIE THAT THREW THE WATER BOTTLE AT THE REF
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“he’s so boyfriend material” no babe, no he’s not he’s captain of a struggling hockey team material
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imagine being a profession hockey player and getting hit with a chicken tender
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“oh no here comes the laundry list of injuries now that the cup final is over” THATS NOT NORMAL THAT SHOULDNT BE A NORMAL THING WE ALL THINK
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I kind of love how it looks like Linus Ullmark racing to the bench is some distant memory of the bruins’ offense in a poorly edited romance movie
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“his stats are horrible” okay well have you considered I’m bad at math and he’s very important to ME
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hockey players changing their teams in their social media bios after being traded gives me vibes of those couples in middle school that would break up and all of a sudden the s/o’s initials disappear from the instagram bio
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behind every hot girl there is a deep history with just a brutally awful sports team
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okay but scoring your first nhl goal in your first ever nhl game which just so happens to be an extremely important game 5 in a playoff series against the Colorado avalanche is sick af not gonna lie
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Quinn was powered by skill, speed, and the refusal to go down in OT at the hands of your younger brother
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it shouldn’t matter if you are new to hockey or have been a fan for years, everyone should be welcomed to the community no matter what and shouldn’t be put down! stop trying to gatekeep the sport to “long-time fans” only
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hockey is so insane like it’s all about “growing the game” but at the same time the NHL makes continuous decisions that take not only the fun but the welcomeness to all groups of people out of it
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your team may be bad but at least they didn’t get griddy’d on in OT after blowing a 4-0 lead
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sharkie getting stuck in the rafters and delaying a whole game
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buoy had a literal wag jacket on tonight the stars never had a chance I fear
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“oh she’s Matthew knies’ girlfriend” yes but SHE is also super amazing hockey player for the Minnesota Gophers Ella Huber 😁🙏
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sharks waited until there was less than a second left to score cuz they wanted to make sure they were THE most important drama tonight
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idk but seeing Brady tkachuk sing mr brightside at an Irish pub on instagram at 8:30am just changed the trajectory of my entire day
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the second round of the playoffs will not have the Tampa Bay Lightning, Boston Bruins, Colorado Avalanche, obviously no penguins and no capitals could possibly be no rangers this is so silly lmao I love it
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none of them ever really process anything they’re asked or what they say in these interviews
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