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lyssa

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overshare and overthink || dodgers • lakers • raiders

20 || 🇲🇽 || CA

Joined September 2017

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8 months

him: are you stupid?? me:

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how tf am i bilingual but stutter in both languages

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2 years

“what that mouth do?” talk shit 🧍🏻‍♀️

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2 years

out of sight, out of mind

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1 year

men have no reason having fat asses and long ass eyelashes

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1 year

idgaf what he doin

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2 years

do you think he thinks of me as much as i think of him? me neither, pass the bottle

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1 year

and she never will be !

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2 years

puking, crying, sobbing uncontrollably

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2 years

i abuse tf outta the repost button on tiktok

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1 year

i’m indecisive

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4 months

they said it’s time for dodger baseball !

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1 year

how i’m tryna be w him

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2 years

when he’s telling a story and says “they” thinking i’m stupid

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2 years

not even into astrology like that but ik i got his dick rising

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2 years

didn’t even have to ask 🥹

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1 year

the lover girl in me dies a lil bit day by day

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2 years

@thatbitchht i’m terminally ill

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2 years

text her at angel numbers so she thinks it’s a sign 😭

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2 years

my soulmate probably got swallowed, i’m losing hope

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2 years

“i think i can change him girls idk”

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2 years

@viviannmarie_ is this too much to ask for 🧍🏻‍♀️

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2 years

y’all want a latina until you can’t handle her attitude

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2 years

mfs say “real” then start crying

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2 months

@RedKingMTX

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2 years

@23luvr they probably played rock, paper, scissors tryna choose which one

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2 years

can spotify please tell me who likes my playlists, i beg

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2 years

@abeecdefme WHEN IS IT MY TURN

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2 months

@buffys theo james.

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1 year

my coworker followed my twt, no one move 🧍🏻‍♀️

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1 year

fumbling me knowing i was all abt you is CRAZY

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2 years

i ignore everyone in my dms as if i’m not an attention whore

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2 years

i be like “idc” then write an essay abt it in my notes app

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1 year

“1 year ago today..” SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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2 years

“not the jealous type” but why do u spend time with anyone else but me

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1 year

drakeing my way through life

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2 years

my phone is so dry (i keep ppl on delivered)

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10 months

who up wonkin their willy rn 🙄

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2 years

that moon phase trend is so stupid 😭(ours didn’t match up)

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1 year

i wanna be adored.

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1 year

me when he calls me pretty girl

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2 years

you think handy manny could fix me?

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2 years

what position do u think he’s got her in?

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2 years

i wasn’t an ipad kid, i was a pink nintendo ds girly

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2 years

everyone is replaceable. not me tho, yall stay safe

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2 years

that single text w just your name has my heart racing every time

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2 years

i see one ounce of color in the sky and immediately feel the need to take a pic

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8 months

IM WEAKKKKKKK

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2 years

if ur a girl, and ur messing w a man who has a girl and yk he has a girl, ur weird..

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10 months

hey

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11 months

tf is a throat goat ?

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2 years

he hates me (he doesn’t tell twitter how he feels abt me)

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2 years

idc if you had him, he’s mine now

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1 year

if y’all ever let me get delulu like that again, sock me in the face or sum shit

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2 years

he’s so fine, i’d let him use me as a daycare after he nuts in my mouth

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2 years

just me and my playlists against the world

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1 year

real.

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2 months

not an earthquake guys, my ass just jiggles when i walk #earthquake

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2 years

no bae ur still cute, it’s just the way you haven’t gifted me the world and thanked me for everything in life for women’s month kinda shocked me ngl

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2 years

telling my kids this was the mona lisa

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2 years

@23luvr i’d consider it a hate crime

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2 years

i’ll be bored as shit then BOOM sudden wave of sadness

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10 months

us: *having s*x* him: damn you’re tight me: thx, ur pretty cool too :3

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2 years

how does one get money without actually doing anything? asking for a friend

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6 years

@whyctrI virgos are never remembered :(

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2 years

@tristi_r14 HE’S BEEN COLONIZED

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1 year

idgaf what anyone says, this is my mfn song

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2 years

a shopping spree would fix all my problems

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2 years

riot!

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1 year

@CHENFORDSEN “wouldn’t his name be damon if he played ian’s younger self”

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1 year

i lost my mind waiting for you to make up yours

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2 years

normalize taking yourself on a date 🫶🏻

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1 year

@fwj6y i’m a lil sick

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1 year

why are all men secretly good at bowling??

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2 years

if you can’t watch movies with subtitles, imma just assume you can’t read fast enough

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2 years

there’s no one realer than yourself

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2 years

@rayarinxo @laurencalvilloo omg congrats! i heard the acceptance rate is really low, u must be so proud! <3

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1 year

10k likes and i’ll leave him alone for good

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2 years

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2 years

unfiltered

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2 years

@scubaryan_ idk ask him to send his location or smth

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2 years

fuck sex, what’s your favorite frank ocean song

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2 years

he fell asleep, what am i supposed to do? die?

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1 year

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2 months

@kobeomw i laughed i’m sorry

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2 years

media (insta saw it first)

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1 year

WHY IS MY BEREAL GLITCHING

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1 year

WHY YOU BOTHER ME WHEN YOU KNOW YOU DONT WANT ME?

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13 days

Game 1 Energy>>

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2 years

a little birdie told me it was opening day

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10 months

goodnight 🧸🤍

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1 year

@bootlegkhaled purse on the floor, money out the door

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2 years

need more songs that make me feel like i’m floating

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1 year

i giggled

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2 years

real.

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2 years

oh fr?

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2 years

@Maybelcy “are you hungry?”

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1 year

he’s down, i’m up

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2 years

he needs me he needs me he needs me he needs me he needs me he needs me he needs me !!

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2 years

y’all mfs are picky eaters until it comes to eating ass

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