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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
i would take a bullet for this baby
@NathanZed
nathan zed
8 years
when you on FaceTime with her and you just watching her eat but she still look cute as hell
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
Just looked up from my feverish Tetris session to a man showing me my own tinder profile i love riding the Chicago transit authority blue line
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
if you voted for trump unfollow me, block me, go fuck yourself
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
1 year
@cilantrobot @Wizarab10 Literally and she’s so gorgeous and sweet like… please look inward lmfao
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
7 years
is everyone just gonna keep taking pics of skinny white gurlz on 35mm and calling themselves a photographer in 2018 bc i can’t deal w that anymore sorry
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
"heard yall throwing a party... lemme get in" hoe WHAT😭
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
when u try to get ur teachers to sign ur exemption form but discover u have 31 combined absences
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
it's hard to keep my tiger pride going strong when i see menstrual blood smeared on the bathroom stall walls at least once a week
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
LUV those "what men hate to see on a woman" articles bc it's basically a description of what i look like
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
just went school supply shopping! http://t.co/7uuTQM6DhK
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
Pretty privilege this pretty privilege that....be quiet i can’t hear the bus driver letting me on for free
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
i'm taking a shower in my own home and emi came in and shat in here then left me in this hot steamy shit room i hate her
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
Pine bluff Arkansas in mourning
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
when i introduce myself and they tell me lucy is their dogs name
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
why did i eat 7 of the 11 red lobster biscuits during my party of five's meal, you ask? it's because i have No Self Control & Crave Death
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
a prospective roommate introducing herself: "i hope you're cool with me playing my music late at night, i LOVE edm!!!!!!" umm I'll pass fam
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
every girl is so pretty wtf
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
Exactly
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
my mom held up a pair of shoes, "am I too old for these??" I responded with "linear time is a mere abstraction" she left me at the mall
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
3 years
What’s my “the” photo ..
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
i want Rihanna to kill me so bad
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
just confidently wrote down that it's 2014 on one of my papers
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
my hispanic roommate with undocumented family members has not stopped crying. why is this happening
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
1 year
Comment on steely dan’s dirty work
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
Theoretically the ideal man is wearing a Tshirt with a blazer... realistically the ideal man is a woman
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
this girl was bragging to me about being an RA lol like imagine having pride for just being a fed
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
7 years
imagine having a rick and morty sticker on your water bottle and arguing with a professor in class
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
Hm this global pandemic is really triggering my...how do you say? Clinical depression
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
If my fellow creative writing majors can go one class without saying “i found it interesting..” “world building” and “Chekhov’s gun” i will give $5,000 to the make a wish foundation
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
7 years
instead of making a statement about the proposed muslim ban my governor goes ahead and posts this shit -- real nice
@AsaHutchinson
Gov. Asa Hutchinson
7 years
Have a restful Sunday.
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
Looks like a balanced breakfast to me
@PortlandPolice
Portland Police
4 years
More items recovered that were thrown at officers: Full beverage cans, bricks, bottles, rocks, food.
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
begging for God to give me a sign as to what I did to deserve this cruelty
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
just watched a dude trip on the stairs and then he apologized to me about it .... we straight fam..... it's all good......
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
why do pictures of red blood cells always make them look so chewy and delicious
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
reading a book abt narcissism & the first 2 people mentioned are the frontrunner republican presidential candidates
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
my all time fave thing is seeing girls comment on beach pics of themselves like "omg is that a whale or me??" it's FRESH and so humorous!!!
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
at least I tried http://t.co/bTMCznMLXq
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
@MalikJMarshall I don't have a tfw but look at this picture rq http://t.co/4tNpAzS9AN
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
7 years
🕵🏼‍♀️
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
girls that picked on me for "dressing weird" in middle school grasping at this neo-goth trend.. uh u shat on ppl who didn't shop @ hollister
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
damn yall real edgy w/ the "politics are dumb who cares blah blah trump is nbd" posts like do u feel good? are you making yourself content?
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
Love the latest iPhone update. Can’t wait to group FaceTime with my divorced parents
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
5 years
When i’m in my hometown i actually look at Snapchat again to watch all the normies from my high schools stories to see where they are and stay away from those areas
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
5 years
Break up with your girlfriend i’m bored is honestly the worst song title I’ve ever heard i can’t believe you people are seriously tweeting it
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
3 years
Today a customer was wearing the actual Prada boots that “”inspired”” the knockoffs im wearing....she looked me up and down and snickered “nice boots.” So. I will be killing myself later
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
3 years
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
Took many weeks of deliberation but I’ve decided my new type is guys who are nice
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
what did i want to say to him
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
3 years
Now i know how pete Davidson felt when Ariana made that song
@myfriendcallie
callie actually
3 years
Telling myself the girl i went out with a few weeks ago ghosted me bc we look exactly alike and not because i showed up drunk and told her i didn’t think arkansas was real
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
THE MOMENT WHEN UR DONE W HIGH SCHOOL, CHEERS!
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
i'm STUNNED by this display
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
10 years
WHEN UR DAD WEARS THE SAME OUTFIT AS U http://t.co/1HOfLfGoQr
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
hey guys haha anyone heard this song broccoli? it's pretty good!
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
5 years
I’m not like most girls i fucking suck
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
me happy and healthy after my wisdom teeth removal 👶🏼
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
The ecstasy when a customer becomes furious that there are new post-COVID rules. Like watching a middle aged woman in a Gucci jumpsuit literally pull a locked door for ten minutes so she can buy handmade candles without walking around to the other side of the building...bliss
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
The misogyny one-two punch
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
why does this video have a distinctly arkansas feeling
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
if ur a white person filming urself dancing to juju on that beat but u don't know knuck if you buck then pls get tha FUCK out my face
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
10 years
*tries to act cool and detached* *is uncool and deeply affected by everything*
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
10 years
"i'm white so if i talk about this i'm just gonna get called racist!!" no if you say racist shit you're gonna get called a racist
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
not trying to brag but i'm about 35% sure i just saw joe biden at fresh market
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
????????? Do words still have meaning
@Newsweek
Newsweek
4 years
Joe Biden nominated for Nobel Peace Prize, joining Trump, Putin
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
at xmas dinner when half ur extended relatives think you're your dads new girlfriend #i #want #to #die
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
ugliest fucking thing i've ever seen. college dropout who? my beautiful dark twisted what?
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
something about lil wayne's lollipop that makes it unskippable
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
7 years
my professor just said "home in on" instead of "hone in on" but he gave me a B- on my last paper so basically im gonna fucking kill him
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
7 years
gonna buy myself a fake engagement ring so dudes will stop hitting on me
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
My understanding of depaul culture coalesced freshman year when i was verbally attacked for posting my friends and not pictures of dead birds or like closeups of baby dolls on Instagram by a dude who immediately turned to ask the girl next to me if she’d ever even heard Pom Pom
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
When people post xmas pictures with their fam and you can see who has actually been rich this whole time 😀
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
7 years
human beings aren't trophies
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
Shoe’s untied :(
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
3 years
I think I’ll do it by drinking two beers
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
This is why we need more LGBTQ media consultants
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
Children these days are too well dressed i just said yes ma’am to a ten yr old
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
why is any commercial for American horror story scarier than all five seasons put together
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
7 years
here i am.... enjoying the music of weezer..... like some sort of... white.... man.....
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
7 years
if u got something like “coffee enthusiast //“ in ur instagram bio be aware that we are on opposing teams in life
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
i wish i had a clone of myself to hang out with but i would probably get Jealous of Her
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
7 years
good morning to everyone except climate change deniers
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
Gettysburg address WHO?????
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
8 years
Good news is Melania's speech got more publicity than any in the history of politics especially if you believe that all press is good press!
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
love is fake drink until you're dead
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
im all for Supporting Girls but i cant fwu if u think u own a certain style/taste in music, chances are u ripped ur look from tumblr anyway
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
u ever wake up joyous like "damn i'm glad that part of my life is over with!!"
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
@ whoever has my voodoo doll..... can i get like.... a breather for just a second please....
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
2 years
Looking at my own Instagram profile 4-5 times a day after unarchiving one photo
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Lucy
8 years
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
3 years
Any time i get a message from a man on a dating app i’m like who ARE YOU? I HATE you so much.
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
wearing a shirt w ronald reagan on it and reading the bible on this plane lmao my great grandpa is truly smiling down on me
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
What the FUCK
@consequence
CONSEQUENCE
6 years
Grimes is dating Elon Musk (!)
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
when someone from catholic follows me i'm like aw you must be lost :) run along now
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
forever 21's online store is so nice but the physical store is Hell On Earth
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
4 years
6th grade grad vs college grad. Lol
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
8 years
passed mrs parson roughly 1200 times in Kroger, very impressed by her ability to so adamantly avoid eye contact
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
Switching my major to science just to experiment on the dudes who can slide in my dm’s four or five times but still not talk to me in public
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
9 years
why are females of c/o 2018 tryna be lil sexy lolitas when they haven't ever even taken an ap exam yet
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
10 years
honesty some of the opinions i'm seeing are absolutely disgusting
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@lvcymiller
Lucy
6 years
one time a girl tried to insult me by calling me barbie but it was halloween and i was actually dressed up as barbie
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