@KylePorterCBS
He had a chance to play in the Masters this year. He came up two shots short. He also chose to play on a Tout that couldn’t guarantee him OWGR points - his only path to majors. Why is this anyones fault but his own?
Now feels like a really good time to announce to the world that
@Brianne_Spiker
and I are firmly on the Oregon Softball bandwagon this year. And there's room for more. Join us.
If I ever get on a plane and see that Pete is my pilot I’m getting the fuck off. If dude can’t see all these red flags that are right in front of him, then I can’t trust him to fly this aircraft.
#TheBachelor
Chan Kim and Justin Lower both shoot 66 but tie for second because Wesley Bryan took the week off from playing scrambles on YouTube to play a PGA Tour event.
As a fan of Wesley I’m pumped.
As a fan of my money I’m absolutely devastated.
The Corales Puntacana Championship
The Emotional Oranges are in Toronto tonight. And there’s a good chance my soulmate is at that concert. But I’m at home being a family man instead.
Oh well, maybe next time.
@DaCoochieBets
I mean this sincerely: Put your phone down for the day, reevaluate your priorities, and think before you tweet again.
Cuz I don't know who the fuck you are. But you suck. Your energy is miserable. And my life is worse for reading your thoughts today.
@kclairerogers
Theegala taking less shots than Morikawa but losing the fake tournament at the season end real tournament that also is a fake tournament just feels like a fitting end to the year
You thought I wasn't betting on fall golf?
You thought wrong.
Procore Championship
J.J. Spaun 40
Chan Kim 55
Mac Meissner 55
Patrick Fishburn 75
Patton Kizzire 170
Horizon Irish Open
Seamus Power 28
Guido Migliozzi 40
Romain Langasque 70
Matthew Jordan 75
Joost Luiten 90
My grandmother was quite simply the best. Her smile, and freshly done hair, lit up every room that she was in.
Nobody busted balls and cheated at scoopa better than she did.
Nobody’s pasta was better either.
She was 90. The world will miss her.
Here’s how I’ll remember her
Trout: “I’ll ask for something ridiculous like $430 million. That way they’ll never pay me and I can sign with a team that’ll actually make the playoffs.
Angels: “Done. 12 years. Let’s do it”
Trout:
Imma need one of y'all to fall in love with me really soon. My mental health has never really been better than it currently is, I've lost 13 pounds in the last 3 weeks and I found a new barber that has given me second life.
So please hurry up, I want to share.
My dad called our internet provider a week ago and threatened to cancel our internet if they didn’t offer him lower prices. They called his bluff. We now have no internet and TV.
@DragonflyJonez
Drake just saved the future of music by doing this btw.
In a few years AI Music was going to be a massive issue. But only one person is big enough to do it and get the attention of congress.
Once again, Drake 5 steps ahead of everyone.