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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
So that’s what PEMDAS means
@lizzzoo
Liz
7 years
Please excuse my drunk ass snaps lol
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
He should've been going despacito
@AlexHager
Alex Hager
7 years
justin bieber just ran someone over outside church
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
This morning in a nutshell
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
I'm never deleting twitter
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
Ay bro chill we were just kidding about the memes
@KHOU
KHOU 11 News Houston
7 years
#BREAKING : #HurricaneHarvey now a Category 4 storm with winds of 130 mph #khou #hounews
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
When I say I got shooters on my side I mean my mom
@abc13houston
ABC13 Houston
8 years
Mom pulls gun on another mom in Deer Park Elementary School drop-off line
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Bregman ima need you to break up with that girly cause you falling off rn
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
They on some The Day After Tomorrow shit
@DavidPFunk
Dave Funk
6 years
My brother was on one of the few flights into Chicago this morning. He took this photo of frozen Lake Michigan from the plane.
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
I feel like this one is the one
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Yee naw
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
I always had a gut feeling Jim should’ve chosen Karen
@jennafischer
Jenna Fischer
7 years
I can't be at the game but I found this in our catering truck at work! #GoDodgers
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
I'll go
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
LA ESCALERAA OOooOoOoOOooH
@thehill
The Hill
6 years
Border patrol shares video showing migrants climbing over border wall with ladder
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
10 Things I Hate About You (2017)
@Abiteme
abba
7 years
"to who i thought was the one": a poem about a coward.
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
Wedding crashers
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
Don't make bullying a trend for retweets smh
@im_carterk
Carter Kelley
8 years
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
Uhhhhhh ya shout out to all da east side hoes
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
If Bombshells ain’t open by next week someone gotta hit a lick and take some TVs since they wanna be childish and not use them
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
rt if u not everyone
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
We can’t having nothing nice smfh
@KHOU
KHOU 11 News Houston
6 years
Dozens of Houston rap signs stolen within days #khou11 #HTownRush
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Got my mom flowers yesterday and she told my pops I’m getting her all the flowers he never gave her and he was like wym I gave you a kid to deliver you those flowers lmao pinche romántico Alv
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@luissdm_
luis
3 years
I know it’s a Wednesday but y’all keep the productivity to a minimum we on vacay mode already as far as I know
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@luissdm_
luis
9 years
You listen to Trill Sammy
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
Idk what kind of mood this is but this how I'm feeling
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
So how are y'all still getting cheated on
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
I know these guys could kill you but I’ll still try to pet it
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
We drunk
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
Ppl saying that they're there for u if u ever need to talk are the ones that reply with "that sucks://" after u pour ur heart out lmao
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
There’s no way they caught him 😂
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
Y’all hear that thud?! She bodied someone with that cannon 😂
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luis
3 years
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Fuck the Yankees
@BRWalkoff
B/R Walk-Off
5 years
This Astros fan had to be escorted from his seat after getting beer and popcorn thrown in his face (via mhjay_/Instagram)
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
I’ve never seen a dog hungover before
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@luissdm_
luis
3 years
He just like me fr
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@luissdm_
luis
3 years
The Jalapeño open for dining in now y’all
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
Booze it
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
My girl got her nails done and didn’t ask me what color to paint them so I guess I’m single
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
My girl was air dropping me memes at the club last night and she would just stare at me until I received it then burst out laughing when I opened it lmao
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
We boutta get 3pieced
@NASA
NASA
6 years
Three hurricanes are churning in the North Atlantic Ocean, with Hurricane #Florence , Isaac and Helene. The trio of storms is visible in this image acquired by the #SuomiNPP satellite. Take a look at this @NASAEarth view:
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@luissdm_
luis
3 years
Qué rollo pollos
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Take a shot every time they mention Soto just turned 21 tonight
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
Throwback to the last Friday the 13th☹️
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Let it fucking pour in Houston it’ll hide my tears lmao
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luis
4 years
Dem boys tough
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
*my longest yeehaw ever*
@choivantes
tae luvr
8 years
AW FREAKING YEAH RODEO 2K17 LETS GOOO
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
All I’m saying is it didn’t flood on the 4th of July while Obama was president
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@luissdm_
luis
3 years
It’s a dangerous day to be a beer today
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@luissdm_
luis
4 years
City slickers
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
Honey where da fook is ma soot
@StreetFashion01
Outlander Magazine
7 years
Conor McGregor has Revealed he will be starting his own Clothing label called 'August McGregor' which will Specialise in Suits🎌
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@luissdm_
luis
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
When it's December 28th and you're floating a lazy river #HTownTillIMelt
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Finna drown😞... IN THIS BOOZE BOII
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@luissdm_
luis
1 year
My brother in Christ switch Sunday and Monday what is wrong with y’all
@astros
Houston Astros
1 year
The ALCS game times are set.
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@luissdm_
luis
2 years
What a fucking game let’s not do that again
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
Why are ghosts so mad all the time like bro you dead you don’t have any bills or nothing just chill damn
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@luissdm_
luis
4 years
Y’all don’t forget to buy charcoal and booze
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
We have our answer
@luissdm_
luis
7 years
*drops below 60*
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7 years
*drops below 60*
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
Told the homies I couldn’t go somewhere cause my girl coming over and they told me to call in sick💀
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@luissdm_
luis
4 years
My people evacuating and didn’t even tell me smh
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
The week hasn't even started and I'm already fucking tired
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Can’t wake up on the wrong side of the bed cause I got a twin size✌🏼😔
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Y’all seen Correa applying chap stick out there 😂😂
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luis
3 years
Spaghettree
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
What the hecc?? Pls help him find his necc‼️💯
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luis
7 years
Happy Father's Day
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@luissdm_
luis
3 years
Finna start streaming 💯
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Dodgers got eliminated 3 years in a row in their own stadium!! you love to see it 😭
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
I don’t think anyone’s ready for this shit
@IGN
IGN
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Tom Hanks stated that the ending of Toy Story 4 was so intense he didn't want to face the crew while he recorded his lines. 👀
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
That's not mud on his truck it's all his spit yee yee
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Everyone come look at this dumbass flipping his bat to a double play lol fuck the Yankees
@BsbLifestyle__
Baseball Lifestyle™
5 years
MICHAEL BRANTLEY 🔥
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luis
2 years
This what we on today
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
Ed’s cutting his hair smh the end of an era
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@luissdm_
luis
3 years
Keep the October baseball coming!!!
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Alright alright he could keep dating her I guess
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luis
4 years
Plot twist we die from the sketchy hand sanitizers instead of the rona lol
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
Just saw my first fight at Bombs lol I love the ratchetness hope I don’t get shot tho :/
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
Was there a deal on Cancun this year or something I feel like a lot of ppl i know went lol
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
S/o the most supportive parents ever my heart melts for these birth givers
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@luissdm_
luis
7 years
Despite what you might think, I still think tf not you trick ass bitch
@lifehacker
Lifehacker
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Despite what you might think, there are a couple foods that get moldy and are still edible:
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@luissdm_
luis
5 years
@biancamichelle8 Even worse 😩
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luis
2 years
Breakfast
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luis
5 years
Booze it
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@luissdm_
luis
6 years
Collect your coins chief 😪
@Twins
Minnesota Twins
6 years
Welcome to MN, @marwinGF9 !
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@luissdm_
luis
8 years
My professor asked some girl who was in a wheelchair to stand up and introduce herself I almost threw my book at that bitch
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luis
3 years
Some dude gave me $20 to skip me in line for the porta potty I was like shit bro say less lol I would’ve just pissed in the bushes
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luis
6 years
Me when my friends start popping out babies
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luis
3 years
🔊🔊🔊
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luis
5 years
My brother really dressed up to chill in the back yard
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luis
5 years
Macias bar closed until further notice lmaoo
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luis
5 years
Damn them hoes sick
@Ta2Geo
Ta2Geo
5 years
Houston different
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