the way i spent an ENTIRE DECADE avoiding giving this show a real chance because i was TERRIFIED of shipping these two….well, i fear i have never been LESS sane about a ship in my LIFE 😭😭
the fact that a writer admitted without shame they basically stalked the actors auditioning for an lgbt+ role to find out their sexuality because they're not allowed to ask is all kinds of weird
I feel like one day Dylan will just refer to Britt as his wife super nonchalantly in an interview and the whole fandom will just erupt in flames, and then a few years later he'll casually mention he has a kid and everything will just stop while we all process that information.
the thing that bugs me the most is that crystal's character was killed off and given proper closure yet she got offered DOUBLE what arden was offered and kira was written off between seasons in the middle of what could've been one of the better storylines of the show.
it’s so funny that like all three girls were fully aware that the shared hallucinations were based on lizzie’s fanfic she wrote when she was eleven and all three pretended not to know until it was absolutely necessary for the plot to move forward lmaooooo
these two crying over hurting their sister & the added layer of cesare being in love with his and feeling the weight of failing her on so many levels and being punished for it THE FLAVOR 😵💫😭❤️🩹
@mewithoutH
from the article i read about sabrina’s appearance in riverdale i think they crossed that a long time ago. cheryl is a witch or something i believe
thinking about how i don’t think we ever saw their true height difference (5’1’’ vs 6’2’’) because lucrezia was pretty much always wearing like four inch wedges 😭
@SaintsKrueger59
well, yes, but hilda was always buried in one specific grave. all the other ones or normal and cannot bring people back from the dead and neither sabrina was buried in the special grave (cain’s grave…i think?? i can’t remember the name tbh)
According to sources, Cho, who is the only actress of color among the four female series regular cast who played the group of teens at the center of the show, was offered half the salary presented to her three counterparts, leading to her decision to pass
why do you all sleep on the fact that lydia literally pulled stiles' lacrosse jersey from another dimension, inhaled it despite that it probably smelled like a sweaty teenage boy and cried over it because she missed him so much?
cesare in the background just casually giving lucrezia bedroom eyes after rodrigo says “well, plainly, one does” lmaoooo not subtle baby not subtle at all
the way he slows down and she thinks maybe they’ll actually be able to share in their grief over their son, but then he just makes eye contact and keeps walking? and her little nod like “yup no that tracks” before she runs up that stairs *screaming* 😭😭
happy birthday to the only historical male figure i’ve ever found fascinating— with claims of incest and fratricide attached to his name, he was the first ever cardinal to resign from the church, and has a list of titles that envies only daenerys stormborn of house targaryen
“and if my husband proves ungallant?” “i shall cut his heart with a dinner knife and serve it to you” // “whoever gets in the way of your happiness will meet my wrath”
the way he would do anything to protect her innocence as long as he possibly can, the way she immediately falls back asleep once in his arms, the way he flashes giovanni a smile with the most murderous look in his eyes….ah, i love this scene so much 💗💖
lucrezia was so crazy in this entire scene but especially the way she asks if she can come to his hypothetical wedding [night]? and then cesare!! instead of reminding her of their relation to each other and how that would be highly inappropriate he just says he’ll never have a
“i had to make a choice and i didn’t choose landon” and this was peak hope being in love with landon like the implications of hope choosing to save josie over landon, the supposed “epic love of her life” lmaoooo i love hosie so much 💕
emily prentiss was probably the most interesting character on criminal minds and instead of exploring her background we got like five reid story arcs....why??!?!?!!
to think in the original pilot this scene didn’t exist and we could’ve had a much more platonic, but still very close lucrezia x cesare dynamic…. neil you funny funny man
NO SHIP HAS EVER BEEN SO INSANE I NEED THEM TO COME BACK TO ME AND DELIVER THE FINAL ACT OF THEIR STORY WHERE IT’S JUST HER WANTING NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM AND HIM LIVING IN DELUSION 😭😭😭
why do people think helaena would be furious at aemond for cooking their rapist bully of a brother alive?? like if anything her asking if it was worth the price sounds like she’s concerned for the good aemond’s soul? not like she’s mad at him??!
oh my god!??? rodrigo was really out here just casually kissing his children on the mouth…..it’s no goddamn wonder why neither ces or lucrezia suspected their behavior with each other was anything other than normal brosis behavior and why lucrezia so casually kisses cesare as
also, i'm saying this as someone who spent FOUR YEARS crying over allison and would've done anything to see her alive again. but i would never want allison back at the cost of kira getting closure?? like, why is crystal even returning at all? it doesn't make sense.
i could rewatch this scene a hundred times i am so obsessed!!
cesare waiting for her with his legs spread all alpha male like and her being like “NO, brother” when he asks if she has a lover. him calling her “sis” almost every time he feels his jealousy boiling over to check
@hosiestrbrid
at this point all we need is like aria to come out and say he shipped hosie (unless he's already done that and i'm just not aware) that'd be the funniest thing imo
ohhhh shit I just realized cesare is definitely thinking alfonso's the reason the marriage went unconsummated?!?!! (because he knows alfonso was saving himself for marriage and lucrezia wanted him to give into her before they even married, so ces is probably thinking alfonso's
so i already knew that cesare keeps his eyes open during the ceslu scene (and i’ve actually been meaning to discuss it for months now) but i was rewatching the caterina x cesare scene before when i realized he also does it with her which made me decide today is the day we’re
the way this edit just inspired an entire mini essay on cesare and one of his motivations (protecting lucrezia’s innocence—first from giovanni/marriage in general, and then from killing their brother, and finally from himself)
“Cesare was to be the evil genius of Lucrezia’s life: their love and loyalty to one another were such that he would be accused of incest with her; even that his obsessive love for her led him to murder. […] Incestuous or not, there is no doubt that Cesare and Lucrezia loved each
they literally reduced hope "will bring the downfall of all witches" mikaelson to her DEAD love interest who is trying to find peace in the afterlife and h*ndons are happy about it....figures
yeah anyway i don't think some of y'all realize this, but us adults could quite literally end up in jail if the police found out we were reading some of your tweets or vice versa, so everyone on cm twitter should have their age in their bio please and thank you :)
"do it for helaemond" rings loud and clear even if the ship never goes there on screen (which most of us I think know it won't??), the actors *are* playing into it (even before shippers thought of it) so.... idec helaemond shippers are still winning <3
Maybe long haired Spencer do be having some rights....like the right to fuck me so hard I can’t walk for a week. (Didn’t know it was horny hours when I started this tweet I swear!!)
love the implication that there is only one "correct" way to love lucrezia which is to serve her, and anything less just isn't good enough. "you are marrying lucrezia borgia. your sole allegiance is to her now" is something you would say to the woman, not the man in these times.