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chosen one!draco is very funny to me because lucius or narcissa would take one look at dumbledore's plan to sacrifice draco and leave the country with him immediately
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i know omega draco should be slutty but his dad would have him in collar-high dresses sleeves down to his hands floor-length skirts he is NOT fucking around you will NOT see ankle
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scorpius: you've had gay sex???
lucius: it's okay to have gay sex you just can't get gay married, you have to have children
scorpius: WITH WHO???
lucius: just have sex with men on the side if you really have to
scorpius: WHO WERE YOU HAVING GAY SEX WITH
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@babyboydlm
lucius has one and he puts a galleon into it every time draco complains to him and when it fills up he buys himself a bottle of wine
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draco: does dying . . . hurt?
lucius (lying): it hurts worse than anything in your life. also it lasts twenty-fours hours. it's like the cruciatus curse. now like i was saying there are passports under the boards -
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chosen one!draco would use the resurrection stone in the forest and lucius would tell him to fuck off immediately to the USA and never look back
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lucius dies and draco is left with a bunch of extremely fraudulent tax forms . . . he's like wait a minute. i think our family has been evading taxes for like ten generations
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shoutout to lucius for having beef with dumbledore AND voldemort. wow he is so smart
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draco being an incredibly spoiled omega is soooo cute he's his parents' little baby and they start growling at anyone who looks at him the wrong way
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draco needs to have like three or four kids so lucius and narcissa have many grandchildren to spoil
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the important part of draco's character is of course that he is a bottom
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lucius isn't overtly affectionate like narcissa is but he's constantly up in draco's business and they're always exchanging gossip they're clearly besties
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i can't take any fic seriously that erases dracos relationship with his parents. you mean THOSE ride or die parents? the ones who RAN THROUGH A BATTLE WITHOUT THEIR WANDS TO FIND HIM??? THOSE ONES???????
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@bbiicee
lucius trying to fulfill the deal that gets him out of azkaban but being forced to talk about his son's school habits for two hours to a man he hates
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scorpius: were you good at sucking dick
lucius: don't suck dick it's degrading. i was the best though, i was really good
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lucius: if you have gay sex don't be on the bottom like a bitch
scorpius: you were always on top when you had? gay? sex??
lucius (lying): yes of course
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once again sirius is MORE inbred than draco... the malfoys are less inbred relative to the blacks/lestranges/gaunts
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draco being slutty and desperate for an outlet and lucius being overprotective and demanding that he be the only alpha around his son . . . well. :)
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draco has to tell scorpius NOT to tell lucius about getting bullied at school because he knows lucius would behave in deranged ways
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severus showing off the new fucked up potions he's made to lucius he's like this one melts your skin off and this one makes you think there are bugs in your ass and lucius is always like omg severus you are so smart this stuff rocks!!
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once again contemplating the lucius V vernon staredown
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narcissa when lucius goes to azkaban
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how do people look at draco irl and not want to fuck him he is THE bratty bottom
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any death eater could tell you lucius was V's bitch
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lucius showing severus pictures of draco and severus is like oh god not another one
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lucius taking baby draco and introducing him to his peacocks
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it's also very funny to me that the dursleys never think of wizards as particularly dangerous. lucius malfoy man who kills muggles for fun should be introduced to him
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ron wouldn't be homophobic OR transphobic but he wouldn't be woke either hermione would have to tell him that it's not ok to ask who's the man and who's the woman
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ppl want to project their hating their father daddy issues onto draco without understanding he has loving his father daddy issues
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@babyboydlm
I want to see Lucius talking about Muggles and Muggle-borns to Draco we need to see him teaching his son the MOST fucked up shit imaginable
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narcissa is a scary omega on her protective mother streak and lucius pretends to be less threatening but he's the one to stab you in the back when you think you've won
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omg a hit tweet thread. normalize lucius being executed
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most death eaters are probably rapists
quote this with your harry potter opinions that would have you like this
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"my ship kissed" "my ship held hands" okay. MY ship are father and son
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vernon doesn't know what to do bc lucius is dressed very weirdly but ALSO clearly demonstrating his importance as much as possible. they both hate each other on sight
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draco writing lucius about all the people his classmates are fucking and who's cheating on who and lucius tells him the same thing but about the ministry higher-ups
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@babyboydlm
yes lol, Narcissa and Lucius were presumably at the Manor without a wand when Draco went back to school
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@babyboydlm
lucius rolling up with crabbe and goyle, five years older than them, and severus going :3 to the marauders as he scuttles to stand next to him
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when people say draco attempts suicide i think of this
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sirius and james bullied kids for being gay and then sucked each others dicks
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jkr hates trans people but she wrote all these men who clearly have pussies... ok girl
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draco would NOT have a twitter he would have an insta only where he posts aesthetic photos that are actually thirst traps and half his followers are bots he (lucius) paid for
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ginny and draco
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this is an incest tweet lucius is fucking his son he is wearing those dresses so that nobody gets to look at whats HIS this is a ship tweet lucius BITES that boy
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tonks is real to me for seeing sad depressed self-hating middle-aged man remus and immediately demanding he give her a baby
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"why did peter betray the marauders" guys they were obviously being dicks to him and he was obviously the hanger-on only allowed to be there because he was the butt of the joke. are you guys telling me you've never seen this dynamic irl
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draco: you can love a parent & still admit when they’re wrong. i love my father but i acknowledge his flaws (none he’s perfect) & can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out on his actions (which are always right)
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@Random_Wraith
lucius is like sorry i forgot to talk to you about it. I WAS FOCUSED ON THE DEATH SENTENCE!
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@babyboydlm
draco being a magic baby is sooooooo cute his parents love him so so so much they wanted him so badly ;_;
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@toxikgato
plsplspls he'd try to claim that Draco was under his Imperius curse and try to convince them he and Bella and the Dark Lord made Draco do it
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@lostinfiendfyre
draco: i will do what my father would have wanted (lying to the ministry and not paying them)
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my [72M] death eaters [43M, 47F, 62M, 16M, 31F, 46M, 35M] have unionized
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@cannibalinc
LMAOOO scorpius going to draco and draco is like i have no idea what your grandfather does in the bedroom (lying) (also knows about the dark lord and severus affairs)
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draco: why does the dark lord call you babygirl
lucius: why don't we stop talking for a while
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tom hating that he's an omega and can't get rid of his heats for (magical reason) and he needs to use his followers to satisfy him . . . he makes bella and lucius do it no matter how they feel about it, doesn't trust them enough to get him through his heat but he NEEDS alphas
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draco . . .
im half cursed on my dads side and half doomed on my moms side
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thinking once again about draco being pregnant during the battle of hogwarts and both his parents being frantic and he refuses to tell anyone who the father is bc it's Lucius
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@dracoinblue
there's been 100000 fics about it but i still think that snape should be forced to do it
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@babyboydlm
lucius and sirius probably know each other so lucius is like oh hi sirius your mother is very disappointed in you and sirius is like UGH IT'S MALFOY
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draco: and . . . i just couldn't kill him
lucius: but your life depended on it?
draco: i mean, i just . . . couldn't. i thought about how he was a living person, and I was about to snuff out his life, you know?
lucius: No I Do Not
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i keep syaing this but i kinda think everyone around lucius secretly wants to fuck him just a little . especially the death eaters. even his haters want to fuck his ass to put him in his place
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@dracosgyne
THATS SO CUTE TOO THOUGH . . . they have big fangs and they're Extremely Protective of him . . . Lucius and Narcissa marching down to the school when draco gets hurt and everyone he passes feels the hair on the back of their neck stand on end
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i hate when harry is raised by people who are suddenly extremely competent parents who don't fuck him up like are you fr telling me WOLFSTAR would be good at raising a child . . . hello???
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lucius & draco
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@toxikgato
arthur refuses to use birth control on principle probably . . . also bc it doesn't fit on his ginormous cock
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best part of this is that they both end up dead and he ends up spending the rest of his life with his family. how does this man win always
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lucius: you can love a child & still admit when they’re wrong. i love my son but i acknowledge his flaws (none he’s perfect) & can hold him accountable for his wrongdoings (he’s never done anything wrong in his life) & call him out on his actions (which are always right)
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closet bi ron has to go through a whole Thing of realizing he's into guys and it's a mega crisis and he ends up being extremely straight passing but at the end of it he's the sluttiest gay man possible like he's into piss
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omega ron would complain about being the family's breeding bitch but actually he's happy to do it he wants to be special likes the attention and loves his family. now percy on the other hand.... he'd have to be taught his place
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lucius has tracking software on dracos devices but draco doesn't care he looks at porn anyways KNOWING that lucius will know and not care
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ppl will say snape is a boring character with nothing going on and then stan someone with 2 lines of canon dialogue
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@lilymione
i think while draco gets "my dad is influential" threats scorpius gets "my granddad is an ex-terrorist who scares everyone he meets" threats
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lucius never admits he likes being fucked in the ass but it's pretty clear because as soon as v gets a few thrusts in he starts squirming and after that he starts moaning loudly, he doesn't dislike it like he dislikes blowjobs even though he gets off on those too
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draco and harry eventually becoming weird acquaintances because they end up at the same father/son incest parties and have one (1) thing in common
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modern au draco gets the newest pink gold iphone every year with the newest tracking software (installed by lucius)
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@babyboydlm
lucius refusing to properly put the markers of age on himself as he gets older so he keeps looking weirdly young but he's too vain to change it
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draco and lucius canonically sending stupid little letters to each other all the time they are so cute wtf
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omg im famous
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chain their clits together please
lucius and severus both need to get demoted to sex slave and forced to rub their pussies together...
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scorbus wedding planning is a fiasco bc i know ginny molly AND draco lucius narcissa would all have extremely demanding opinions and they'd fight CONSTANTLY always and albus threatens to call off the wedding five times
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lucius manages to convert one of them to pure blood supremacy brainworms and draco is sooooo pissed
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draco is just a little baby . . . a whiny baby .. . he doesn't need to be anything else
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if you do not like the blacks and their expectations and beliefs you can Leave you can just leave like sirius AND andromeda. narcissa is not sadly and tragically trapped in a family and belief system she doesn't like! she chose to be there! she married the dark lord's right hand!
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i don't even ship tomarry that hard but i will defend y'all.... we are comrades
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THEY CLAIM TO WANT PATHETIC MEN BUT THEY COULDN'T EVEN HANDLE HIM
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bellatrix is the one to point out that men always think they did all the work and lucius is like i don't see YOUR heirs
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its soooooo fucking weird how people just project shit onto draco and lucius's relationship. he canonically loves his father dresses like him acts like him and idolizes him to an insane degree. but no he has daddy issues and he's emotionally neglected by his father
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@harrysdracon
lucius draco and scorpius just look like the same person time traveling i think
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whenever you wonder what i look like tweeting imagine this
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@cannibalinc
lucius's best friend is his son and draco's best friend is his dad :/ they're soooo cringe
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draco trying to put lucius under the imperius curse to have sex with him and failing BUT lucius goes along with it anyways . . . .pretends to be under his spell . . .
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they're not even scared enough to understand how bad the death eaters are in dh 😭😭😭
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