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@lucerobeemiller

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running, pickleball, and CEO of swiping my man’s 💳

Horseshoe Bay, TX
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@lucerobeemiller
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1 year
@niicole__nicole A/C on 63, ceiling fan on high, AND a fan on my nightstand full blast 😭
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@lucerobeemiller
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@pearlythingz Drew is a queen. You shaming women is so ugly 😭
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@F41rygirl what’s the point of the playlist when all my fave songs are liked 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@lucerobeemiller
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9 months
@t_lashay24 anything you want 😅
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 months
@iamnaaomixx @creoletee because they are projecting 😭😭
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@LabGrownFemcel These honestly make me sob like a lil bitch 😭
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@lucerobeemiller
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1 year
@realmainfeeling That’s where we end up anyways. Might as well practice now 😂😂😂
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1 year
@MakaliaVance Girl please get your nails done 😭
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10 months
@high_off_jace I’d take everything but the bacon 😮‍💨
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1 year
@holy_schnitt Lorelai truly was problematic. The older you get and rewatch it the more you see it.
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@sarahlugor no bc my orange cat will be up in my face if she knows there’s ranch on my plate 😭😭😭
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1 year
@YSLONIKA I’ve never gone to insta so fast to see if the reply is actually real. It is 😂😂💀💀💀
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@lucerobeemiller
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@angiebaddd_ they did her so dirty with this haircut 😭😭
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@lucerobeemiller
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10 months
@dumbandfunn i do this for free every single day 😅
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@lucerobeemiller
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3 months
@theidi_ I’m just curious to how Carrie was never evicted bc she was in Manolos and eating out every meal 😭😭😭
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@lucerobeemiller
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@Dread_Gawd spending the extra $50 to get free shipping 😅😮‍💨 or paying with cash because it’s basically free 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@lucerobeemiller
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@invis4yo This is literally me every hair wash day 😭 hair ALL over my shower
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@lucerobeemiller
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1 year
@cutienataliaa @PopCrave Literally nobody wants Peach
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1 year
@spicebae_ Khloe just said on season 3 her and Tristan are good and she’s forgiven him so she can let that go for herself.
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@lucerobeemiller
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8 months
@SueVavoom no bc my husband tells me every night that he will miss me when he’s asleep 🥹😭
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@lucerobeemiller
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8 months
@Loccdawggg and drinking it out of the bag with the straw just hits different. Reminds me of the times when i was little and my parents would take me to Mexico 🥹
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@lucerobeemiller
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1 year
@royalepains me at work and the grocery store ALL the time 😭😭😭
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 months
@vxsjmz some men don’t have the self reflection to realize how they truly are 🤷🏽‍♀️
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2 months
@deliclit this is criminal 😭 but also accurate
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3 months
@itswords_ It’s worse when they notice and don’t try to help
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@lucerobeemiller
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9 months
@chinkyface_ what are you giving in return to these men?
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8 months
@vxytri sleeping with no financial stress >>
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1 year
@osheybaddestt I used to think this way until I found the one that works best for my body 🤷🏽‍♀️
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7 months
@slizagna excuse me? Waist down? I have to take it ALL off 😭😭😭
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8 months
@hatelovetbhh every color with the Bobby Jack Monkey shirts or a neon color shirt with a tank top under 😭🤧
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7 months
@mainbitchclique EXACTLY! I love the cooking part. Dislike the planning and getting the groceries part 😮‍💨
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9 months
@ezzzzieeee women aren’t the same women either 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@lucerobeemiller
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1 year
@averagediana the bathroom i go to gives dirty looks and whispers behind your back 😮‍💨
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@lucerobeemiller
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6 years
some of you have never had to work for what you got and it really shows
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9 months
@mainbitchclique C, bc it’s the worst part and it’ll make B a bigger bite
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1 year
@JaYunnaMonae speaking of electronics. why they get so mad when you ask them to get something out of the case for you? 😭😭😭
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9 months
@ashantithereal this generation of women are the same way. women not only want to be on same playing field as men, but they want to be better than them 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@lucerobeemiller
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10 months
@piersmorgan his autobiography was truly one of the best I’ve read in awhile. A favorite character and a great person. Very upsetting
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1 year
@iHad2GoGetit @shelbdanielle13 washing my hands every time i touch something
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11 months
@jiggyjayy2 sometimes they would be nice a throw a couple of those odd ones in there 😂😮‍💨
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1 year
@kayyyyyccccc @holy_schnitt Don’t get me started on Rory 😅
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1 year
@misstakeyabtc those cries hit different tho 😮‍💨😂
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11 months
@unknowntrin this scene makes me get up and take a bathroom break bc it makes me uncomfortable 😭
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8 months
@davidaxelrod @Chiefs I’m pretty sure the only time she’s been on the chiefs field is when she performed a sold out stadium concert in July
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1 year
@s8n and it’s always the ladies with the “can i speak to your manager” hair cut 😭
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10 months
@shaTIRED maybe you have a good spirit now 🤷🏽‍♀️ they’re very intuitive of your feelings
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@lucerobeemiller
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3 years
#NewProfilePic plus an extra 😇
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@lucerobeemiller
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11 months
@prettytheyswag me and my man have phrases so we can find each other next life 🥺🫶🏽
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 years
Needed a slight change 💇🏽
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11 months
@jasminericegirl I feel like soup season is year round but that’s just me 😬
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 years
Why do people make it seem like a nipple is so scandalous? if I don’t wanna wear I bra I won’t. If you’re bothered by it, get over it 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 years
Can’t nobody tell me she’s not perfect 😍
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@lucerobeemiller
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5 years
props to the guys in liberal going to prom dressed as lloyd and harry from dumb and dumber on the moped. creative af
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7 years
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1 year
@fineassnayyyy Bc there’s girls out there who don’t wanna see other girls doing better than them
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 years
accurate representation on how I feel rn
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 years
Happy 1st birthday to my favorite tiny human. Love you so much, Layla Blake 💞
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@lucerobeemiller
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1 year
@aallleeexxxxxx1 what about your boss? 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 years
The only choker I need around my neck is your hand
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 months
@annakalene_ exactly! i like rotting on my couch in the evenings 😅
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@lucerobeemiller
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3 years
watching porn and rubbing one out is like smoking a cigarette.. quick relief
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@lucerobeemiller
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5 years
white people will eat cow balls but get grossed out when you tell them barbacoa is cow cheek 🙄
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@lucerobeemiller
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5 years
shut the hell up you ignorant bitch
@KaitMarieox
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5 years
No one is forcing you to have a baby by banning abortion. You force that decision on yourself the moment you decide to have sex. If you can't close your legs, then close your mouth, because you don't get to murder people because you're irresponsible.
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@lucerobeemiller
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6 years
this was after she rammed me THREE times and bruised my leg but i still love her bc das ma girl
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 years
I don’t understand people who say they don’t like avocado but they’ll eat guac 🤔🤷🏽‍♀️
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1 year
@MakaliaVance What do i get out of it 😏
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 years
Not sure if I was posing or taking a pee 🤷🏽‍♀️🙃
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11 months
end game.
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1 year
@SKTheKingYT The PlayStation 2 video game was soo good 😭😭😭
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1 year
@misstakeyabtc Make that 2
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10 months
@high_off_jace In that case, another scoop of potatoes please 🙋🏽‍♀️
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6 years
the same people who want this wall built are the same people who are first at a mexican restaurant, ordering a marg, ready to celebrate “cinco de drinko,” and planning their vacay to cancun lmao
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@lucerobeemiller
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10 years
People who aren't from Liberal, KS and Olney, England will never understand what pancake day is all about. We get school off for pancakes.
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1 year
@PopBase @taylorswift13 Do people really like her? 😂
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@lucerobeemiller
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7 years
Guys! After being pulled over 9 times for no headlight and never getting a ticket, I finally fixed my headlight 🙃😅
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 A Thousand Splendid Suns
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5 years
facetimed my grandpa in mexico and he said “bring that white boy of yours over here so i can teach him how to be a real rancher” 😂
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1 year
@prncessals I would crush all these sober 🤤
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6 years
drunk girls in the bathroom are the best type of girls
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4 years
how it started vs how it’s going #nannylife
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@lucerobeemiller
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5 years
cut and pulled a couple nuts out of some bulls today so can’t NOBODY tell me a damn thing
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@lucerobeemiller
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6 years
ditched my boyfriend for my true valentine ❤️
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5 years
*starts getting a 20 piece everyday*
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Eating chicken nuggets increases your risk of early death, study warns
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1 year
@KarenKiprop2 I tried this and now I’m running my man’s law firm 🤦🏽‍♀️
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1 year
@bobby it’s literally the fastest growing sport in the country 😅
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@lucerobeemiller
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6 years
i love girls who are confident enough to show off their body. like god damn girl let me admire that ish 😍
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1 year
@int6wn The nap after is elite
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@lucerobeemiller
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6 years
i always have to listen to “gangsta rap” at the gym when i’m lifting so i can tell myself im not a weak ass bitch.
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i could live off mashed potatoes for the rest of my life.
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