Running just got WAY more fun 🤩

i need to sit by the ocean and disconnect from the world for like 3 days

It’s me and the UV index being 10+ against the world 🌞

almost forgot this is the whole point

I have the hiccups bc I’m drunk. Can Muhammad save me

Half the Bible is filled with obscene stories, voluptuous debaucheries, cruel and torturous executions, and unrelenting vindictiveness. It’s more consistent with the word of a demon than God.

Wish my lungs weren’t junky so i could run.. walking is SOOO boring 😮‍💨

no skip album 🔥

Calling Trump a “millimeter miracle” is crazy work 😮‍💨

Hey @elonmusk I know you’re busy with the inauguration and all, but here is day 3 of me asking you to tell @OleBeeM to give me a baby

Day 2 of me asking @elonmusk to tell my husband @OleBeeM to give me a baby. With TikTok gone I’ll have even more free time than i did before 😮‍💨

I thought i had until midnight to doom scroll 😭

5 min without TikTok and I’m losing it 😵‍💫

iOS 18 just pmo 😠

I know my Amazon cart hates to see me coming 😅

post run fuel 🥵

Hey @elonmusk, can we get some superchargers in Horseshoe Bay, TX? Plz and thank u

🎶all i want for Christmas is youuuu🎶 @innoutburger_

I dislike eating out with people who give waiters a hard time.

Nail salon having boba just changed the game

Secured the bag and the merch 🫶🏽