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@lsell00
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4 months
Getting jumped leaving work really wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card
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@lsell00
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3 months
Back from the dead 😇
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@lsell00
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6 months
Working in a nightclub is great until you actually want to function during the day
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@lsell00
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6 months
Instagram saw it first…
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@lsell00
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7 months
Whomp whomp whomp… it’s a me a gay
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@lsell00
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1 year
Little trim change
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@lsell00
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2 years
Why have I been on holiday for so long BUT I HAVE NO TAN?!
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@lsell00
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5 months
GUYS I looked so good last night wtaf… prepare for hundreds of posts omds #drag #dragqueen
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@lsell00
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2 years
One day I’ll post a Twitter picture with clothes… but not today 😇
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@lsell00
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3 months
Do I miss the long hair? Just a little bit…
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@lsell00
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2 years
POV: We’re all drunk at 7am and I decide I’m invincible
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@lsell00
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2 years
Hoe in the sun #HoneyLGBTQIA
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@lsell00
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3 months
I ate this uppp…
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@lsell00
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6 months
So I just cut like a foot of hair off and now I’ve realised that was my only personality trait 😭
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@lsell00
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2 years
Twinks R Us
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@lsell00
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2 years
New phone who dis?
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@lsell00
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6 months
I’ve finally stopped cutting chunks of my hair but… look who has a mullet 😇
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@lsell00
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2 years
Wavy bby
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@lsell00
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6 months
Ugh I just want to be crazy on a beach in Thailand again rn
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@lsell00
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2 years
Me and the bestie slaying at work @JoshuaPrince_
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@lsell00
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2 years
Why don’t I ever make smart outfit choices for the hot weather?
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@lsell00
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2 years
I turned up hungover but the sis graduated 👩‍🎓 now what to do with a fine art degree…
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@lsell00
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2 years
Imagine walking to work in the rain on your birthday LOOK HOW WET MY SHIRT IS
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@lsell00
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2 years
Lmao the fact this is what I wear to work 😈💕
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@lsell00
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2 years
Girls, gays and theys: do we like the giraffe dressing gown?
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@lsell00
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2 years
Imagine going home and then to your local Wetherspoons just to get laughed at, called a load of slurs and then get told by security when they ask you to stop arguing “there’s nothing they could do - they’re just the drunk regulars” 😤😑
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@lsell00
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2 years
Aight I need a paypig or a sugar daddy because I’ve broken my phone 🥺 line up plz
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@lsell00
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2 years
I’m in love with these but imma need a sugar daddy or a paypig cus it’s literally more than my rent 😻🫶
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@lsell00
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3 years
London’s newest swim teacher 💅🏻🏊‍♂️
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@lsell00
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2 years
MFS ITS FINALLY SUNNYYYY 😎🌞
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@lsell00
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2 years
Rate the work fit
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@lsell00
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2 years
Reusable wood only boys 😘🥵
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@lsell00
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3 years
Wait till they find out I have the Joker’s personality too 😇
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@lsell00
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6 months
If a customer decides to call you a cunt then surely calling them a dirty tramp is perfectly acceptable?
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@lsell00
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2 years
GOODMORNING STARSHINE enjoy me walking home at 8 am
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@lsell00
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2 years
My attempt at dressing like a 💅🏻reasonably💅🏻 straight swim teacher
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@lsell00
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2 years
What age do we stop being twinks?
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@lsell00
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2 years
“Sorry can’t link today I’m doing uni work”
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@lsell00
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2 years
A kid just threw up on me at work. Day ruined.
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@lsell00
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9 months
Ughhh I NEED AN ADVENTURE
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@lsell00
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3 years
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@lsell00
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2 years
Is this a compliment or an insult I can’t tell…
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2 years
ALSO why is fairy even an insult they’re so pretty and cute
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2 years
How comes when I don’t like the guy I can flirt like a machine but when I do I sound like an absolute goof ball?!?!
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2 years
Add a little bit of… spice 🤏
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@lsell00
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6 months
Istg the devil works hard but twinks work harder
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@lsell00
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2 years
I really wanna enter my Anna Delvey era and see how far I get
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@lsell00
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2 years
I NEED a spontaneous sunny trip away with the gays… winter was cute for a day
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@lsell00
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2 years
Guys I just deleted grindr this is the end of an era 🙄🥺
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@lsell00
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2 years
It is not safe to gay walk today I was slipping and sliding everywhere 🥶❄️
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@lsell00
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2 years
Imagine someone shouted fag at me from a car and I turned around in my crop top to see who they were talking about 💅🏻😇
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@lsell00
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2 years
Okay just saying a guy trying to cheat on their boyfriend with you is the single least attractive thing on the planet
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@lsell00
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3 months
The worst part of being jumped is not being able to return to work MY BANK ACCOUNT CRYING 😭😭😭
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@lsell00
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2 years
Guys I’m unbanned from Uber eats this is the happiest day 😇
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@lsell00
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2 years
Okay so can’t decide if I actually need a boyfriend or just need a puppy… they both cuddle but a puppy is less annoying
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@lsell00
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2 years
Guys I wanna do a cheap £20 flight to Milan for a lunch trip. Whirlwind 24 hours. BUT NO ONES FREEEE 🤬💔😭
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@lsell00
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3 years
GUYS I START MY NEW JOB TODAY ASKNDJSJAJLRKLWA 🎉🍾
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@lsell00
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9 months
The way I fully got punched in the face in the club on Saturday and my only reaction was “bitch you spilt my drink” 😂
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@lsell00
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2 years
The bouncer in heaven threw my poppers away and honestly I’ve never felt so lost
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@lsell00
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6 months
Smh I really need a new job that doesn’t leave me EXHAUSTED 24/7
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@lsell00
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2 years
Anyone else ever just wake up early to have a productive day then sit there with nothing to do?
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@lsell00
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2 years
Imagine I stay up all night doing uni work to present this morning and then the teacher is off sick 😷 😑
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@lsell00
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2 years
I’m on my 4th hangover this week… it’s Friday… time for a life intervention 👼
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@lsell00
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2 years
Smh it’s three of my exes birthdays today 🤣 Idk what that says about my type 😇
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@lsell00
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1 month
@THORPEPARK … teach your staff some customer service skills - I am DISGUSTED to see the treatment to my best friend; bringing her to tears and embarrassing her in front of everybody instead of polite discussion - learn some manners, learn some respect 💔
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@lsell00
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6 months
Oomfs introduced gooning to my vocabulary and now it’s EVRRYWHERE
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@lsell00
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2 years
Guys I’ve been typecast 💔😭
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@lsell00
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2 years
Guys my ex went to the Oscar’s last night and I’m sat here eating pesto pasta stressing about a dissertation
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@lsell00
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2 years
Fell asleep on my bus in central London and woke up in Kent… well last night was feral
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@lsell00
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2 years
Walking through central and it’s dawned on my the barista DID NOT put oat milk in my coffee 😭🤢
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@lsell00
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3 months
I’m tired from my busy day of doing nothing and feeling tired tf
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@lsell00
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9 months
All I want for Christmas… is to finish my dissertation WHYS THIS SO GOD DAMN HARD
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@lsell00
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2 years
I love being able to tell which guy my housemate is sleeping with by the slap and pace I can hear through the wall 😇💕
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@lsell00
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2 years
Oomf just told me I use emojis like a dad and tbh he’s not wrong 😑😎
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@lsell00
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2 years
THE ROMANCE 😻🥰
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@lsell00
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2 years
Me getting out of bed to go to work after getting home at 6 am🤢
@FleetsGood
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3 years
Banana grown in a lab is moving
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@lsell00
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2 years
Why’s my stomach being loud af I sound like I have a cat trying to get out smh
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@lsell00
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3 years
Had so many plans for this week but my bed is just too damn comfortable
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@lsell00
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3 months
Everyone should really come to the event I’m hosting it’s gunna be killer… Ticket link in bio #taylorswift #taylorswifterastour #taylorswiftlondon
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@lsell00
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9 months
Make it make sense - why do I wake up at 10 am one day and then 10 pm the next??!!??!!
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