tallulah: every meeting is sexually charged and way too long because of you guys and it’s getting kind of annoying actually. can you just… like… do you need me to ask him out for you or
osiris, approaching an open window to jump out of: i don't know what you're talking about
neomuni citizen: so i'm in the virtual bunker after the quicksilver surfers told us that space rhinos were coming in some pyramids when i look out my window.exe and see a bunch of medieval freaks wreck the city with cosmic yarn
jisu calerondo: i'm jisu calerondo
saint's delighted "you look like me!" to a titan wearing his helmet vs nezarec slowly picking up a warlock with nezarec's sin and crooning "you look like me"
with neomuna civil news, this is jisu calerondo reporting.
citizens have sighted numerous guardians crawling on their hands and knees in zephyr concourse and crying out "here fishy fishy fishy", presumably to the feral poukas that have escaped their owners' homes.
commander zavala there’s a distraught warlock following HELM R&D staff around and demanding to know why we put species from "disparate ecosystems" into one tank, along with "invasive flora" that is "teeming with obligate anaerobic bacteria". and he won't leave
clovis bray I, chainsmoking 40 OSHA violations as he stares at saint's empty body: we need to talk
horny, underpaid braytech employee: ok
CB: you've done everything i asked except you added, and i quote, "an ass that could end wars" to this exo. can you explain
i remember being introduced to sloane and seeing her bare forearms as a guardian was like, the most scandalous thing until we got to lightfall. felt very much like a victorian stereotype seeing ankles
it's important for you to understand that in my mind all these citizens speak with a boston accent. massuchusetts has been dead for hundreds of years and they're not on earth but these are all bostonians
@steel_peach
kinda sad that osiris didn't get to go to the spire himself with a posse because we missed out on this possible exchange
osiris: i'm off to work
saint: why are there shin malphur cosplayers in our living room
conspiracy theory: since the scar on saint's face is on the opposite side of the dent in his helmet, we can rule out that this was a wound gained in battle, because the helmet would've stopped anything cutting his face. ergo, i posit that he fell down the stairs at home
saint: hey bro are you having fun with pirate stuff :)
misraaks: no, i'm actually incredibly depressed right now, today, every day. anyway. how is osiris
saint:
saint, voice cracking: fine
i replayed wq again and noticed that saint's favorite way of assuring people is gentle touching -- he places a hand on ana's arm when they learn the traveler chose savathun, and he touched osiris's back when they watched the traveler leave earth... grandpa comfort
really liking saladin's writing this season. rather than his usual Guy Who Suffers Eternally And Angers Easily he's allowed moments of introspection, thinking about the paths he's walked, how he ended up as the man he is, how he wants to do right by sloane. and teases drifter.
love that the acolyte gunslinger has a cape when wizards (and oryx) were previously the only hive that showed an inclination towards anything we’d call clothes
are hunters universally revived with the thought of “NEED CAPE, WILL DIE OTHERWISE”
baby saint: having a painful moment of doubt about his entire life
me: frozen in place, unable to stop staring at his ass, which, to my knowledge, is the roundest ass on any male character in this game and the bar is Low
asher's still alive [sorta]; sloane's still alive [partially taken, but she'll be fully taken when i get there] [if you know what i m
VANCE??????????????????
i cherish the romantic greeting/kiss that happened in canon but part of me also wishes a groggy osiris took one look at saint and said "my love, you look like shit"
osiris being trapped by the sundial/corridors of time mean two things, possibly
1. finally figured out what devil’s bargain he made for the sundial’s core that freaked drifter out
2. the return of my wife,
the idea that my guardian doesn't know what a fist bump is VS drifter thinking my guardian doesn't know what it is when in actuality they just don't wanna touch him is killing me actually
osiris commissioned drifter to help him with the sundial so i think it'd be funny when we eventually rescue osiris if saint goes to drifter like hi you already know why i'm here bc it sure as shit ain't for your evil dodgeball game
sloane following a trail of petals in the sonar station through the portal to the dive tank, and my hunter is there, posing seductively below ahsa's observation window, with a rose crunched in her metal jaws
@maldrothys
my favorite thing about this besides the whole picture is that it implies osiris was driving his own rescue vehicle home, because of course he would
neomuna's take on earth after the collapse: uhh they appear to have regressed into a medieval society, a bunch of them have freaky superpowers and started killing each other, and some of them are wolves? nvm it's great here
osiris talks about felwinter like he's the one that got away which is so funny to me as a concept if you imagine that felwinter eschewed romantic love (from timur as well) because of constantly getting wrecked by warsats
@steel_peach
the pyramid is prone to tantrums so it keeps moving their luggage around to other puzzle rooms and forcing them to parkour for its amusement
sorry i'm still not over the incredibly loving jock energy of this season. sloane fanclub over here arguing over the radio about how best to help her and listening to each other and vowing to consider her feelings more, too. [looks manfully into the camera] [chokes] it's fine.
shahin: hey eris, what’s it called when a guardian is wielding the scythe?
eris: vengeance?
shahin: no
eris: catharsis?
shahin: no
eris: what, then? forgive me but I’m a little
shahin: sickle mode
i'm imagining the voice direction for oded fehr as something like "so you know how osiris usually sounds arrogant and dry? can you make people sob from the pain in his voice instead? thanks"
saint: what's wrong?
osiris: [sigh] i am struggling with this validation
saint: you are a brilliant, courageous man, and i love you
osiris:
osiris: i meant regression validation, but thank you. i love you too
wait a second, the screenshot with sloane has fish in it. this means that titan has fish. this means i know a little bit more about the astrobiology of this game
[grabs the nearest bng employee] i need to know how fucked are these fish