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@lovetincture
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4 years
y'all really be like "this is my comfort character" but you really just want to see them covered in blood and crying
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"Is your ship canon?" Bro what even is canon? If gay subtext falls in the forest and a multimillion dollar corporation doesn't ratify it into canon, is the subtext still queer? In this essay I will
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cn: discourse "Don't write things you wouldn't show your mom" is a shitty take that's back again, so I'm going to take the opportunity to remind the internet that homophobic, conservative, no-sex-before-marriage-and-only-for-procreation, sex negative parents exist.
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5 years
The fic reading progression: - I like this fic. - I'm going to read all this person's fics. - Now I'm going to go trawl through their bookmarks. - Oh, I like this fic. - Let me just read all this other person's fics too. - Better read all their bookmarks. - Repeat forever.
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3 years
@FoodInsider Also, Bad Idea Charcoal aside, can we talk about the fact that they said "This cafe makes other caffeine-free lattes, like the matcha latte." Matcha powder is definitely not caffeine free, buddy.
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3 years
Okay, so I spend a lot of time on AO3 and use a lot of userscripts to make that experience even better. Here's a thread of the ones I use for people who aren't yet tuned into the magic of userscripts:
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4 years
Also, using mothers as a deterrent against sexual expression is sexist and ageist. Giving birth to a child doesn't automatically make a person uninterested in sex and kink. Some mothers are into kinky sex and smut fic, sorry to burst that particular bubble, kiddos.
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5 years
I get my hackles up any time I see "I don't like the idea of this queer couple having sex because their relationship is so much Deeper and More Meaningful without it." Relationships do not automatically become less deep and meaningful because queer people start fucking.
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4 years
I've found the ideal Hannigram compromise: they prey on mermaids exclusively. Will eats the fish half, and Hannibal eats the human half. PROBLEM SOLVING.
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4 years
@keikiakapueo Oh, yuck. I drove past some jerk with an enormous "Tr*mp for Hawaii" flag waving out their car window yesterday and let out an involuntary "ew."
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3 years
The "two cakes" comic beloved by fandom can apply to the tiny little ecosystem of your own work too. If you didn't get everything you wanted out of an idea the first time, you're allowed to bake as many cakes as you want until you're satisfied.
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I mean, yeah, you CAN be rude in the bookmarks, as in no one can stop you, but it's not a nice thing to do. If we want to go down this road, then writers complaining about nasty bookmarks on twitter is for writers and readers should just not look at it.
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AO3 bookmarks are for readers. Yes, the writer can see them, but they're for the reader. If they want to leave themself a note ("not my favorite plot, but such good smut," "gotta show this one to the bros," "so-so but this is my OTP") that's fine. I dislike writers discouraging--
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3 years
Personally, if I were going to take moral issue with anything, it would be the fetishization and lionization of the CIA, military, and law enforcement in mainstream media and not *checks notes* freaky sex stuff in fanworks, but go off, I guess.
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4 years
Some people don't have the fannish history of surviving on nothing but scraps of subtext for years while showrunners mock and deride them, and it shows.
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5 years
How new fannibals are born: 1. New person watches Hannibal. 2. New person tweets something to the effect of "OH MY FUCKING GOD, WHAT JUST HAPPENED. WHAT JUST HIT ME, WHAT WAS THAT, I'M NOT OKAY." 3. Fannibals rush in with effusive welcome, open arms and warm, sticky fic recs
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5 years
Do you ever just sit there and think about the way Hannibal blew on spoonfuls of soup before feeding it to Will right before he tried to cut Will's head open? The level of care there is so incomprehensible and strange. HE DIDN'T WANT TO BURN WILL'S MOUTH BEFORE MURDERING HIM.
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4 years
This seems like a good day to mention that Kacey Rohl is an absolute fox, and I would die for her and/or let her push me down the stairs.
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4 years
Yes, this is a callout tweet. I'm calling myself out.
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5 years
I really just love that Kojima is out here being the biggest Mads Mikkelsen fan of all.
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3 years
Honestly, the real tragedy of moral panic as it intersects with creativity is the amount of time we lose to justifying and second-guessing ourselves instead of making rad shit.
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@lovetincture
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5 years
I'M SO SORRY
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3 years
So I heard we like Shisui around here 👉👈
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5 years
The internet is conspiring to make me watch this show. Alright, I'm gonna do it.
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Hello everyone!! In exactly THREE weeks these two come back and I thought I was prepared but I’m not!!
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1 year
Realizing that half-assing things still "counts" has honestly been such an important part of living with chronic pain. Like ok I'll maybe feel good enough to For Real Seriously mop my floors never, but I can half-ass mop them and they'll be cleaner than they were before
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5 years
Do you ever just sit there and remember that Hannibal went to prison for three years just to keep himself alive in Will's memory? 😭
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3 years
Last but not least, THIS script is my holy grail. It visually marks fics you've kudos'd and bookmarked so you can see at a glance what you've already read. I don't know how I'd live without this one. You can also easily mark fics as "seen" or "skipped."
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3 years
If your favorite character is a cop and you have "ACAB" in your bio, congratulations: you understand the difference between fiction and reality
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4 years
As someone who reads a lot of fic and has also been reading a ton of books lately: why are all the sex scenes in original fiction so BAD? High five to all the fic writers writing hot sex that doesn't make me want to giggle or roll my eyes. Y'all are stars.
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2 years
Look I'm just saying fem Mo Ran taking her canonical breeding kink out on fem Chu Wanning
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5 years
I feel like this meme now accurately describes my relationship with fandom.
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4 years
Twitter is a magical place where I get to see friends being horny over like ten different pictures of Jared Padalecki with a tree from different angles.
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4 years
I'm happy that found family narratives exist for people who dig them, but man, looking at my favorite ships, I think my preferred trope is "This is my person, and fuck everyone else. I will very literally murder everyone, betray my friends, or die for this One Person."
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5 years
cn: discourse Throwing other content creators under the bus by saying "I make X 'problematic' content but not Y REALLY BAD 'problematic' content" is not cool. Reject antis' entire argument outright. Justifying your content by putting down others' only adds fuel to the fire.
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4 years
I'm asking for a fic—WHERE DOES THIS ASSHOLE KEEP HIS PAPER TOWELS? I don't care how fancy he is. I know he has paper towels somewhere.
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3 years
Shiita naptime? 🥺
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5 years
No one: Literally no one, not a damn soul: Fannibals:
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no context the good place
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Also, you are *probably* not going to run into untagged homophobia, date rape, graphic torture, sexual violence, or child abuse on AO3. I've run into all of those things in mainstream media in the past two weeks alone. Fic writers are CONSCIENTIOUS.
@jessie_iesika
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This is just a reminder that dirty fics on AO3 have more warnings, age restrictions and filterability than Pornhub. Curate your own internet experience. If you violate the terms of service and ignored all warnings, you’re actually the one who did something wrong.
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@michaelwhitney @gremlincrimes "When I was finally permitted to re-enter my apartment, there was black dust everywhere, which was residue from collecting fingerprint evidence. You will never understand how hard it is to clean that, until you are in that position. " WHAT. WHO IS THIS MAN
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4 years
Okay, wait. BSHCI times: why did it look like no one had given Will a haircut in several months while Hannibal got the close-cropped cut? Was Alana just trying to bug him with the hair? Are Hugh Dancy's curls just too iconic and amazing to get lopped off?
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@milaza_zo The idea of normal students in the building right next door during the chaos of the war era is really something 😂
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5 years
Hey Twitter! I'm looking for people to follow in the #Hannibal fandom, specifically #Hannigram , but I'm not picky. I guess like/retweet and I'll follow you? That's how people do this, right?
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@Moondancer1626
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what’s a canon moment that ISN'T fic but FEELS like fic 🥰🥰🥰
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5 years
My least favorite take will always be "Sex would cheapen this queer ship I like." Nonsexual relationships are valid. Not everyone wants sex. But can we not propagate this particular line of reasoning when what you're really saying is "queer sex makes relationships less valid"?
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All the discourse about problematic ships finally got through to me. I've seen the error of my ways. In honor of my turning over a new leaf, I wrote you a wincest fic full of nothing but 100% legal sex. State of Mind
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I mean this without a hint of irony or sarcasm: using Twitter (and the internet in general) solely to interact with fannish content is probably the healthiest thing most of us can do right now. Spend the day napping and reading cannibal porn, if you can. IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
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@kerenpendeja @NanHouston1 @jswedler @tristan__isaac @spekulation Woke up to find my car gone one morning only to find out it had been totaled by a drunk driver in the night and towed by the cops. I had to go pay the police department to release my totaled car from their impound lot.
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5 years
My former psychiatrist (49M) wants me (38M) to kill my boss and run away with him. He has unusual dietary habits that may pose a problem in the future. We adopted a daughter (19F) together once before he killed her while framing me for serial murder. What should I do?
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Set Me on Fire, Kerosene 🔞
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I (42M) just found out my best friend (38M) who I've been mourning for a year (It's Complicated) isn't dead in a waterfall, he's alive and in trouble with a dangerous criminal on a whole other continent. If I get there in time to save him, should I kiss him or kill him or both?
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4 years
Seeing Bryan Fuller take down antis sparks joy.
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Will Graham: lol I'm a scruffy man with 1.2 billion dogs who would even want to date me Hannibal:
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3 years
The floating comment box is amazing. It lets you highlight things within a fic and add them to your comment (in italics!) with the click of a button. It floats at the top of your browser so you can draft a comment while reading. You can even minimize it.
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5 years
History Lovers Club and I have different definitions of "friendship."
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Wash your hands like you and your cannibal lover are cutting a red streak across the continent, and you need to get the blood off your hands to hide the evidence.
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3 years
The AO3 Savior script lets you blacklist (aka hide from your view) tags, authors, keywords in summaries, specific fic titles, whatever you want. You can choose to hide fics altogether so it's like they don't even exist or just collapse them.
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Nonsexual relationships can be deep and valid, but it's hard to ignore the fact that certain creators have fed us the line "[These queer coded characters]' relationship TRANSCENDS sex and romance. It's not ABOUT that" as a way of weaseling out of textual queer ships forever.
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4 years
I could write a thread about how putting your mental health in the hands of writers who never asked for or consented to it is both dangerous and unkind, but instead I'm going to go write some fic and break some hearts.
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4 years
I hope you know me well enough to know that I'm emphatically pro-ship and pro-freedom of expression & against censorship and harassment in all forms. I think those things can coexist with good-faith critique, and I have one of the "rainbow meat" phenomenon
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5 years
I had an afternoon of little old church ladies coming up to me and telling me they wish their adult children were just like me. What I said: That's very flattering, but I'm sure your children are lovely! What I meant: I have an AO3 history that says you really, really don't.
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4 years
The idea of antis in a fandom about a serial killing cannibal will never stop being funny to me.
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I try to avoid criticizing the way other people do fandom, but I just ran across someone who was leaving ratings out of 10 on people's fics in AO3 bookmark notes and... can we try not to do that as a community? Set your bookmarks to private if you're going to do that.
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Alright, at this point I'm unfollowing anyone who's signal-boosting a certain hashtag about "silencing." I'm positive most people have good intentions, but this hashtag strikes me as so disingenuous. I'm really upset about social justice being used as a smokescreen in a ship war.
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@realcorndogjoe Seed lending and tool lending! Free traditional quilt patterns and craft patterns! Magazine lending! Access to documentaries, indie films, and even some popular films! Comic lending! Free access to most popular news sites! Access to academic journals!
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4 years
That first picture is great because it really highlights how ridiculous Hannibal must look walking around downtown Baltimore. Not everything is opera. Sometimes you're just pumping your own gas looking like a full on peacock.
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5 years
I'm pretty sure a fannibal designed this.
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4 years
This isn't pointed at anyone in particular but addressing a trend I keep seeing in fannish spaces. I'm going to tell you one of the most important things I learned in art school: Never talk your own work down. Don't apologize. Don't make excuses, and NEVER point out flaws.
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When sexual queer relationships are portrayed with even a fraction of the frequency of sexual heterosexual relationships, then I'll believe it was an actual creative choice. Until then I'm going to continue to read it as a cop out.
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I always think it’s cute that you can tell who a fic author’s friends are by who’s in the comments screaming at them by their first name. Like you’re scrolling past and there’s that one comment of just ALL CAPS SCREAMING, and you’re like ah yes, you two know each other
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A reminder that defending the right to write all manner of fiction using arguments that accept antis' first premises is well-intentioned but ultimately unhelpful. "It's not romanticizing" or "It's a fantasy about being harmed/controlled, not harming/controlling" is ceding ground.
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I kinda sorta found the sweater?
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I'm posting kink fic on Sunday before church and feeling GREAT about it, y'all. Purity culture is bullshit in all its forms. Here's to celebrating sex, kink, and smutty fiction and art as healthy, normal expressions of sexuality, NOT deviance, sin, or wrongdoing.
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This fandom is fucking amazing. I love you all.
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I CANT ANY MORE
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It's interesting to remember that fandom ripping itself to shreds benefits Twitter and other platforms like it. Our happiness, comfort, and mental health are not its goals and are actually counter to its purposes of maximizing engagement.
@freetofic
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To be more accurate/specific: How Viral Sharing Social Media is Ruining Fandom Even More
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I'm perpetually frustrated that it seems impossible to find queer fantasy books for adults. YA books are chill and all but not quite my thing anymore. I don't suppose anyone has some book recs for me?
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"Die mad about it" is all the creative energy I ever want.
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The fact that Hannibal made a pastry perfectly shaped like Will's BSHCI face mask will never stop being the most extra thing on this planet.
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HOW DID I NOT KNOW that Caroline Dhavernas starred in a tv show where she played an ER doctor who moonlights as a serial killer?! YOU GUYS. YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME.
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As someone who's lived through a lot of religious homophobia, can I just say that threatening a gay person with "You'll have to answer to God when you die" is not the woke take you think it is.
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Hot take: Ships should be canceled only on the basis of their ship names being awful. Age gap? Fine. Incest? Who cares. Abuse? This is fiction, baby. A shitty portmanteau that makes your mouth feel sticky when you say it? CANCELED.
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4 years
Hey y'all, I wrote a book! If you're here for an ill-tempered witch boy in love with his sunny swordfighting mentor, beautiful sisters who know better, and something ancient lurking in the deep, dark woods, I've got you.
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@kerenpendeja @NanHouston1 @jswedler @tristan__isaac @spekulation I would've had to pay for the tow and "vehicle storage" as well, but I convinced the towing yard to forgive the debt in exchange for just letting them have what was left of the car.
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My new year's resolution is, very literally and without a trace of irony, to give as few fucks as Hannibal Lecter. Self-recrimination? Don't know her. Apologizing for pursuing my own preferences, who? In the spirit of giving absolutely no fucks whatsoever, I'm starting now.
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I shouldn't be surprised that Hannibal fandom is a bunch of sweethearts with a motto like "Eat the rude". THANK YOU all so much for the huge welcome! Y'all are so friendly and lovely, and I can't wait to contribute more fic and art to the pile you already have going.
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My notifications are now a sea of crying Sam Winchester and Will Graham gifs and screencaps, and I think that's just beautiful.
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But what if he was cozy and warm 🥺
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Do you ever just sit there and remember that Hannibal really said, "Achilles wished all Greeks would die so that he and Patroclus could conquer Troy alone. It took divine intervention to bring them down."
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Sam and Dean having a fucking FISTFIGHT WITH GOD is the shit I'm here for, holy crap. Dragging each other off the ground bleeding, with broken limbs, while LAUGHING AT GOD THROUGH BLOODY TEETH is the shit I'm here for. #Supernatural #InheritTheEarth
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AU where Will Graham is a professional mourner, and Hannibal meets him at the funerals of people he's killed. Because in this universe Hannibal goes to their funerals. Will immediately knows he's a serial killer, and they have a lot of sex. I HAVE TOO MANY THINGS TO WRITE, HELP
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@michaelwhitney @gremlincrimes What a weird fucking nightmare of a politician. The "girl in my bathtub" section starts, "In 2013, I was dating a girl for about 6 weeks, and didn't really know her," and his stances on "gay-bashing" and "marijuana" seem... alarming.
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I'm sitting on the couch reading fic while my spouse plays Death Stranding beside me and elbows me to get my attention whenever Mads Mikkelsen comes onscreen. I feel like this is the ideal way to experience this game. 😂
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I'm literally never letting go of the time Sam inadvertantly declared himself king of hell. Never ever. If I had enough energy, I'd write a whole goddamn AU of it
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Being a Hannigram writer means writing 2k words just to set up a single sex scene because these two won't stop talking, and you JUST WANTED TO WRITE A SMUTTY ONE-SHOT, JESUS.
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Fandom in the age of Twitter is terrible sometimes, full of sharp things that scrape against all our soft places, but it's kind of amazing what it can be. We all walk around with our hearts in our hands and press them into stories to share with each other, for nothing but love.
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PASTOR JOE WAS DOCTOR SEXY, I'M SCREAMING
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micaela ♡ 𝖌𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍
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Steve Bacic: (5x08) Dr. Sexy (15x15) Pastor Joe
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I think the Tumblr crowd hugged @Pillowfort_io to death.
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I think teens freaking out about adults in fandom don't realize that adulthood feels just like every other part of your life. You pretty much just feel like your adolescent self forever, but you maybe get a little more self-possessed and chill and now you have to do your taxes.
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This scene is still the horniest thing that has ever happened on Supernatural.
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I just rewatched the scene where Hannibal keeps Will from shooting Peter's social worker by grabbing the gun and stopping the hammer with his finger. I CONSTANTLY THINK ABOUT WHAT A BAD IDEA THAT WAS. That really easily could have ended with a hole in his hand.
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This is apparently a thing we're doing! What's up! I'm Hope. I joined the fandom around 9 months ago and dragged @teiandcookies in after me. I pretty much just write and read a lot of fic and run my mouth on a podcast. #FannibalMeatUp #SEE
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You know how some fics are formatted weirdly with too many spaces between paragraphs or spaces-between-paragraphs AND indents? This script will remove all of that and reformat fics in the standard style.
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You guys, the goose is Hannibal.
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