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@lovepolicewomen

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@lovepolicewomen
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the best cs round of my life
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@lovepolicewomen
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do women like this really exist
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@lovepolicewomen
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I should kill myself
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特別じゃない、しあわせな時間。
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@lovepolicewomen
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I am 22 years old and have never been on a date
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@lovepolicewomen
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do women actually wear skirts or is that just an anime thing
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@lovepolicewomen
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how does one meet women
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@lovepolicewomen
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3 years
the depressed loser has fallen in love with the egirls manufactured online personality
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@lovepolicewomen
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"breakfast items are not available at 2pm"
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@lovepolicewomen
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1 year
stop asking about grandchildren mom don't you know I'm stone cold
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@lovepolicewomen
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mom says she wants to arrange a marriage for me 🙂
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@lovepolicewomen
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my game is on steam now :)
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@lovepolicewomen
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2 years
to celebrate both my 22nd birthday and national burger day I drew my wife holding a burger. unfortunately I am a poor artist.
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@lovepolicewomen
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I need a FUCKING burger so bad
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@lovepolicewomen
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2 years
the man with two frozen pizzas is king
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@lovepolicewomen
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asked my mom what she wants for her birthday and she said grandchildren
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@lovepolicewomen
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I will not be silenced elon
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@lovepolicewomen
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my mom told me I should get a girlfriend
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@lovepolicewomen
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I haven't spoken to a woman in years
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@lovepolicewomen
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watched a vtuber for 5 minutes and I want to kill myself
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@lovepolicewomen
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before it was cops it was teachers
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@lovepolicewomen
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just won this playing magic. ladies my dms are open.
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@lovepolicewomen
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1 year
if the gba is older than you shut the fuck up
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@lovepolicewomen
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3 years
how do dudes cheat I don't get that at all. like if I was lucky enough to get a gf or a wife I'm pretty certain I'd think about how lucky I was to have them every morning idk
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@lovepolicewomen
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any girls out there want a loser who only leaves his gamer cube for work 😁
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@lovepolicewomen
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going to the dentist to feel the touch of a woman later incels
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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@Buckducc nope we still hate and despise them
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@lovepolicewomen
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we are so back
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner?
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@lovepolicewomen
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blocking all fakecels
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@lovepolicewomen
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@HidamariSneed it's a shame because I love the manga and show but it being popular brought undesirables to it
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@lovepolicewomen
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3 years
wow my mom is so mean to me
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@lovepolicewomen
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the creature hungers
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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need wife like this
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@lovepolicewomen
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what the fuck
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@lovepolicewomen
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ratio
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@sunburnedLain
Dark Lain
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Dinner *parody account*
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@lovepolicewomen
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my mom is trying to set me up with her coworker hmmmmm
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@lovepolicewomen
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Elon Musk is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep using this garbage.
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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"replay value" doesn't exist. if a game doesn't have fun multiplayer you play it once and never again
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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yeah we gotta kill this guy
@sunburnedLain
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Dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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first accurate height chart I've ever seen
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This is the quality of chart you would expect to be published on a dot info domain. Someone paid someone else money for this and thought it was a perfectly fine way to visualize data. I mean, where to begin...
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@lovepolicewomen
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literally me
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@lovepolicewomen
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guys huge news I now have a third compliment from a woman that's not my mom to remember for years to come
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@lovepolicewomen
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fuck you
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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WOOOOOOOO
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@lovepolicewomen
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my parents were married when they were my age and I've never held a girls hand
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@lovepolicewomen
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mom gave me little autism building blocks for my birthday and I made a forklift :)
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@lovepolicewomen
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is this real
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@lovepolicewomen
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do women do this anymore?
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@lovepolicewomen
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relapse
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@lovepolicewomen
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drunk driving gang is back on top
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@lovepolicewomen
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@HidamariSneed femcels don't exist
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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anime pfps btfo
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@lovepolicewomen
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the drive-thru girl at taco bell smiled at me and said "have a nice day" I am fairly certain that she is madly in love with me
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@lovepolicewomen
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the days keep getting longer while the months keep getting shorter and I'm not quite sure how that's possible. anyways have an anime girl
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@lovepolicewomen
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you claim to be a stone cold volcel. and yet you fall in love with every girl that talks to you. curious
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@lovepolicewomen
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in 5th grade I overheard the girl I had a crush on picking me to marry in "fuck marry kill" imagine my heartbreak when she told me it was just a game and that she hadn't imagined our life together like I had
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@lovepolicewomen
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it's hard work being a mf with no dreams or aspirations
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@lovepolicewomen
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getting fiber internet soon let's gooooo
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@lovepolicewomen
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I have to make an introduction powerpoint for one of my classes what do you guys think of this slide
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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shoutout to the taco bell employee that got me sauced up
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@lovepolicewomen
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no gf under the tree... guess santa didn't get my letter in time
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@lovepolicewomen
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real ones have never seen a dm limit and never will
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@lovepolicewomen
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tireless fans scrolling through my tweets
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@lovepolicewomen
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the fuck this hotel got a tv in the bathroom for
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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didn't peel the carrots before putting them in the soup and my whole family made fun of me
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@lovepolicewomen
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???
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@lovepolicewomen
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I am NOT alone, my wife is right next to me
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what the fuck
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@lovepolicewomen
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fridays are for zogslop 😋
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@lovepolicewomen
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total bunny death
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@lovepolicewomen
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it's frieren friday :)
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@lovepolicewomen
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I haven't spoken to a woman in years
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@lovepolicewomen
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rate the setup
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@lovepolicewomen
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I'm going to fucking kill myself
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@lovepolicewomen
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mfw it's burger time but it's friday in lent
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@lovepolicewomen
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I HATE BIG CITIES I HATE BIG CITIES
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@lovepolicewomen
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I followed a smallish vtuber on twitch and she said my username and I get it now
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honestly I really don't think women are real
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@lovepolicewomen
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which one of you will betray me by being fakecel next?
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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if you don't post tfw no gf every night you're not maximizing your chances
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@lovepolicewomen
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ladies?
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@lovepolicewomen
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dinner
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@lovepolicewomen
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you shouldn't be allowed on the internet until you're like 16 minimum
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@lovepolicewomen
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fallout is the most trash overrated series of all time. none of them are good.
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@lovepolicewomen
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I have not written a paper in 6 years just kill me now
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@lovepolicewomen
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like it or not this is the ideal male living space
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@lovepolicewomen
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I think I could probably beat 70% of you in a fight
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