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@lorenzo99ism
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M.A. in German Literature & Language 🎓📚| 29 | Polyglot | he/him/his/she/her/hers 🌈 queer | love 🍷📖 🍆 🎹 💃🏻🎶
Rust, Deutschland
Joined January 2017
Now why would anyone delete such an hilarious scene??? 😂😂😂@ajaqueen was robbed and should have come back ❤️
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@SomaKazima “You knowwww, I might not like your necklace, or your outfit” Wow, North 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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@beyoncegarden She is a black woman and we put seasoning on our food. Of course she can handle it, unlike the caucasoid sitting across from her.
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@PSawyerSchue Celebrities’ kids are like kids in soapies: you see them when they are little, then they disappear for a while and when you see them again, they‘re suddenly teenagers.
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I was so disciplined during the first year of the pandemic
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Staying on y’all’s necks (don’t mind the painting hanging there 😂)
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@foreverimbetter Like… I’m sitting here and asking myself what was he trying to gain from tweeting that? What was the reason? It’s such a weird take and comparison to make and the idea that women are only accomplished if they can build a family is even weirder.
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@delaneyyork15 So men have a problem with hypersexualisation but still expect women to be hypersexualised so that their needs could be attended to? Okay…
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@__ItsKen_ “You have a popcorn ceiling” .“Stinkabutt, the money is not in the unfurnished room with us” .“Buccoonery behaviour” .“The delusions are giving JLO” . I am dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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Screaming 😂. The theme song of The White Lotus has become my daily bread.
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@joshuaneall “Newsflash, your body could use a little seasoning” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We need a part two!!! The cinematic excellence!!!
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@Marco_ParisXXX @ohno35123965 @Dlsexybro1 Putting on a durag and speaking with a blaccent does not a black man make! He’ll always be impervious to our experiences, no matter how much he wants to identify as a black man.
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Have I posted this here yet? Don’t know. Anyway, hi gay! 👋
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@ThtsMsYasberry @TheGreatIsNate Translation/interpretation doesn’t always mean “translating everything word for word.” I understand Spanish but don’t speak it and I understood him and she gave the gist of what was said and formulated questions in a way that the people got to know what he said. Impeccable job!.
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Is it your birthday, girl?.'Cause you lookin' like a present.Is it your birthday, girl?.Let's celebrate it
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@SomaKazima 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I don’t know what my life would be like without this account, honestly 🤣🤣🤣.
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SINGLEEE TWITTER 👀🤔 where y'all at drop a picture i'll start . .
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Went to surprise my mama whom I haven’t seen for 9 years. She didn’t know that I was coming and it was so beautiful
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@SomaKazima Me: “I’m gonna watch it for the plot and because of nostalgia” . The plot and nostalgia:
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@onikasdestiny Justin Bieber when he said “And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream”
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@ROYLXCH Let’s talk about how it was also the same Miss Ma‘am who said that she loves black men but she wouldn’t marry them….
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@HiveOfJupiter When I grew up and it hit me that she was not singing about an actually cat in “Kitty Kat”. Did my 12 year old self not sing “I am taking back the things I got from you, you! And that includes my sweet little nookie too, too” and think that the cat was called Nookie?!
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We can hang out at the Louvre all night if you want to 🎶
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And pedophiles belong in prison but they‘re behind the pulpit every Sunday instead, Nick.
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@aquariaofficial Meanwhile my brain was ready to read “The only knife I ever saw you with at home was the one that you and the rest of the family used to stab me in the back with”.
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Beyoncé‘s lyrics are really layered with educational information, especially around the black experience and our history. And people who don’t even listen to her music claim that she isn’t using her platform?! Y‘all have got to be kidding me.
Wait a minute!!! This line on SPAGHETTI?? 😳. I think I have to do a complete “lyrics” listen of COWBOY CARTER cos how did I not think of this
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@chismosavirus My half-sister asked me if I could go with her to her our dad’s grave to pay respect so that he could help me as my ancestor. Sure, sis. If it means that father would have to be exhumed to catch these hands, then count me in
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@hotoffIine “Oh my god can’t believe what I saw when I went live on TikTok… this evening” 🎶🎤
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