TheWatcher
@lord_OboteAyo
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Lagos, Nigeria
Joined September 2010
Me wey my papa unalive.My guy look me say."Now you can confidently recite, Our father, who art in heaven" .I no know when laugh comot my mouth . .
Bro almost lost his life and his niggas are making a joke out of the incident😭. Guys are too funny😂
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@tempah_thealien This is the scariest thing i have watched this month. naaa, there is nothing Ben and Prince Moye will ever say to wash the Nigeria Police clean. they are a lost cause, there is no redeeming, there are just too many bad apples.
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@humblecute So let me get this.3 workers who i am sure do not have cars, and most likely stay atleast 2 buses away from the office, who are well aware of your policy, braved the RAIN, tried to come work and you sent them home cause excuse wasn't enough. well your company, your rules. ❤&💡.
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@peng_writer Them serve me One chicken, One pomo and 2 meat.I dey panic, 3 minutes later, nobody still don give me knock, then even ask me if I enjoyed the food.
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@ifylicious1 Biko, cook 2 weeks worth for him so he can take home. Cause how you go dey get fantasy say you wan cook for another babe man.
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@chikezirimjoyce She should do WHATEVER makes HER HAPPY , keeps HER SANE and am AT PEACE. Cause if na she carry another man child come house and the man die, all this foolish takes will not be there. We need to start holding irresponsible married men in the same standards.
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@sexysabang @Ada_Awka @Halfbloodkvng e be like stray bullet meet this one. so many painful points dey the tweet. take it easy dear one, im sure there is someone out there waiting for you. no to vex. .
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@yabaleftonline Good singers.Excellent dancers.Love wearing gold.Love yahoo boys.Love hookups.Quick to Anger.
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@ojay_obin Recalled by the school, omoo, the devil wey go enter me that day, I go thief my papa money, enter underbridge rent boys. All the teachers go collect that day.
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@Wizarab10 People just get bad behavior naturally jare. Trying to justify their wickedness.
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@twainyee @SirLeoBDasilva Totally relatable. Waking up to drink water and you go jsut hold fridge door dey think.
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@Wizarab10 Even as kids, daddy ain’t back , where the sleep Dey come from. Even after you don play all day, na partial sleep ontop chair till we hear pim pim.
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@Eheez01 See ehn, my dad's death, I didn't cry till he was laid into the ground , not cause cry no dey , cause from my friends to my cousins all of them werey 🤣🤣🤣.
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@Prince_NedNwoko Senator, A country where, small anger leads to chaos, e.g road rage, some people committing crime at will and you want to legalize firearms, you want to encourage more armed chaos? What happened to better security? You wan dey trade arms?.stick to marrying young ladies please.
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@EmmCee_RNB "when kidnapping dey happen".They just turned back and left.This one's are not police abeg , kidnappers.
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@_pyramidsss How you able to hold the phone up and film when she got all crying. Damn your heart stronger than stone, I was bout to Cry along with her.
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@EriscoOfficial Scared to share thoughts.Might get arrested .Even if I make my reviews simple. .
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I have a question .Say I want to set up a full solar system.That'll carry: .1. Fridge .1. Freezer.2 AC.2 TV's .4 Fans. How much will this cost in present day Nigeria !?.
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@abdelaphisemtee @a__vanita @GeeKinqest__ Omo, iono about you guys, unusual or usual, my wife never come house at expected time, sleep ke? Especially in this Buhari Nigeria?? I go use “where have you gotten too” calls to spoil her life. NOTE: this is my opinion, if you yab me I’ll curse you and your family.
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@renoomokri Why didn't you go to obudu cattle ranch for your birthday.Why are you using an MTN sim.Show me your innoson vehicle.When last did you fly air peace .Name 10 players in sporting Lagos.Why you no share Palm wine for your birthday.Lead and then we will follow . #TableShaker.
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@diocephas @manlikefola_ @iamSulai50 If you want humility, connect with the whole Manchester United squad, they have them in abundance ☺️.
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@Postsubman Omooo, I will follow up on this story with every resource I have . I need see the end.
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@wsvn If she was black headline gon be like : "American born *mentions African county nationality* teenage girl, brutally murders uber driver. 😒😒.
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@olushola_shola Dear Sir, .if you are truly pushing this ATIKU narrative, then I am here to say you are a wicked. What is wrong in building PDP with someone younger, whats wrong with yourself, building PDP and leading, why must it be those who we have seen before. What is wrong in looking.
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@nellayaaa @seyedele Be specific, pick a position, so the thunder can strike swiftly and precisely.
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@cctvidiots_ Imagine , and they had it on them, so why take it along in the first place if you weren’t going to wear it.
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@instablog9ja I go like adopt who do I talk too. I can promise you two things. 1. She’ll be well taking care off .2. She will never come and visit you in your husbands house , make e no bath my adopted daughter hot water . Because what is this !? Ah . A girl you’ve raised to 8 as your own.
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@Geffreal @zainabdehinde Jesus, and they did naming ceremony for you o, your folks were proud to have given birth to a sensible person. Only for you to embarrass them and disgrace yourself, years later.
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@s3duire Or when my cousin looked at me and said.Which one u chop, right leg or left leg, me na testicles I chop sha e sweet die (he had lost his own dad a year before), be like make I deck am🤣🤣.
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@Postsubman UnkleAyo wey insult dictionary, dictionary cry naim this one go mess with. o ma shey o.
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@IkukuomaC 1. What happend yo the previous owner?.2. How many Ghosts live there and how often do people hear voices?.3. Do random blood stains appear on the wall. 4. How many skulls were buried under the house.
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@Cupid_d_Drifter @twinejudith @Rickykagino96 Well the tweet doesn't say they in the Uk, so we don't care.
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@_fvckowen @Mussprince_seal tweet was funny, no cap, but when you both are done laughing , you can both go back to school cause OLODO ni both of you.
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@brain_jotter_ If you like say my sense of humor is dead. I promise you, deep in side you, you know this skit is brain dead. But you dey hope say one day him giveaway go touch you, so you no wan talk true.
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@DONJAZZY Everything is just backward in the world .United beat city ,.Johnny drille dey do sample,.Odumodu dey do olu funmi,.Government dey commission road of over a year ago,.Abacha no dey gree send loot again ,.Tomato no dey market,. Na wa.
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@instablog9ja If even you be mad man, you suppose know where you limit dey. My God this is awful.
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@chiii_dera But they said no kiss and tell. Oh wait a woman tweeted this , my bad, it’s fine.
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@JazzBee23 @flackoyee @tom_usher_ Try throwing food at someone and let them pummel you and see if I'll care. If you can throw food at someone because of skin color then don't ask people to step in when you getting slapped around.
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@Mabet60499290 @ArchBishopSkies @iam_tandyboy Forming how? He Spent his teenage, adult and part of his old age in prison , got to prison when there wasn't even technology in place, most families who know him are already dead or don't even remeber him, what is he to do when he goes out, sit on the road side??.
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@PoojaMedia But, FIFA official, BBC, Europa official and fabrizo posted Lookman. Unless there is a specific news outlet you wanted to post him Sha.
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@instruvoice_ You want .Submissive .Financially stable .21-24.In Nigeria?. A country where male and female between 21-24.Struggle financially and only few have it together. You never ready.
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@AbrahamAdesoj1 Lol. Then this one will come and say she should not be sexually objectified. Lmao.
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@__Henryyyy__ If you've got the guts to slap an officer, surely he that' is behind you is greater than he that is behind the officer. - - - Pete edochie 1993.
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@datozubuluboi @instablog9ja lol. e reach your papa turn, na advice, but Adeboye, deserve insults. well played.
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@Wizarab10 The caption was actually misleading , yabaleft wan get Elon funds. In the video he said don't borrow your friends your savings, when they have exhausted their own savings. Give them what you can afford, when they ask you.
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@SirHenryKau @iTv001 Stupid mother if you ask me. They were legit warned to stay in the car but noooooo, let's be adventurous and risk lives for a moment of sightseeing. .
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@maxvayshia and unnecessary spending, to impress people who wont recognize you the day after.
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@Brightgoldenboy @HarrisonBbi18 Abeggggg, rest, mouth don change, you really are one of them. And it's "right the wrong" not write, so right this wrong too. Rada rada.
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@KleenBoy_ @tosinsammy_s Abi oo, they are foreign investors who deal in forex and crypto, jare. I think the one in black is even an investment banker.
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@Naija_PR They should contact VP Osinanjo, he helps with Poverty alleviations. He has many of those schemes.
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@Alayonimiii @SamuelPresh The witches in ekukulekukulekuleku and eran iya osogbo are jokes to you ba?!.
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@oluwa_samuel Nawa ooo.How will someone be angry that a parent is looking after their own child . Na person like you go follow your daughter go jamb center.
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@CaptainArinze You, Obi, e money present for event and you called it small event. Captain I don't like what I hate.
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@Gre_e_eN_LeaF @Tobichoplife Omo, be like the tweet trigger you, cause, damn? Why you gotta go HAM like this??.
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