Lon Harris
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Writer for #HonestTrailers , @SomeMoreNews @Passionfruit4Us and @Inside . Still calling it "Twitter."
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What's interesting here is that a computer did the fun, creative job of drawing Kermit in various scenarios, and then a human did the boring, labor-intensive job of creating shortcuts with custom thumbnails to open all of their favorite apps.
People will be like, “generative AI has no practical use case,” but I did just use it to replace every app icon on my home screen with images of Kermit, soooo
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One day it might be fun to have an Oscar host who likes movies.
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Yes, never before have we seen a relative newcomer embrace The Force and then face a dangerous foe after only a brief period of training. That is definitely not something that happens in every Star Wars movie.
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So how long until GoFundMe is our nation's leading health care provider?
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Ezra Miller went on a 10-state crime spree and Hollywood was like "Hang on, let's see where they're going with this," but suggest on IG that maybe we're not getting the full truth about geopolitics and suddenly...
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But what if you could rehearse the big premiere in advance? It was the only way to ensure such a monumentally important event went according to plan.
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If only Japan had a film industry of its own! We could see what they think about Oppenheimer and Truman and what happened in Hiroshima and Nagasaki from their perspective! I bet they would have lots of films that deal with the incident both directly and as metaphor! Oh well…
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Cool, Max, cool. One note. This movie was released in 2017, and it depicts an event that took place in 1994.
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I need you all to know that Steve Buscemi is going out as the "Fellow Kids" meme this year and it's perfect and ideal.
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I didn't even realize at first that "barely survived becoming the next victim of a mass murder plot" was actually shade at Lily Gladstone's nomination. Cause that's SO CRAZY. You're minimizing the genocide of Native Americans? Over BARBIE nominations?
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The Depp/Heard stuff, the Chappelle stuff, Maher... it's not a distraction and it's not "gossip." It's a purposeful attempt to swing the pendulum back from MeToo and trans rights, to "prove" with "evidence" that we were wrong to treat everyone with basic dignity and respect.
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Seems like we've approached this technology backwards. It should be handling the dry data entry and organizational tasks so we can spend our time on Kermit doodles, not the other way around.
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Two different 2024 blockbusters pose the essential question: "What if the new monkey king is evil?" Are movies great again?!
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Wha... what do people think Oppenheimer is ABOUT?
when this shot happened my whole cinema cheered and went crazy. it was like what i assume the bomb explosion was for oppenheimer audiences
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Well, he should stop.
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This family went from hanging with Marilyn Monroe to Rob Schneider in a single generation.
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X-MEN '97 and MY ADVENTURES WITH SUPERMAN jointly make a pretty compelling case that 30-minute episodic animation was always the best format for superhero stories.
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My neighbors just got home from seeing Ghostbusters and they were dressed up AS THE GHOSTBUSTERS and I asked them how it was and they both, in unison, without pausing even for a moment, said "Terrible."
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If Warner Bros genuinely can't make $30 million from a well-liked John Cena movie that co-stars the Looney Tunes, they should give up on movies and start selling froyo or something.
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Sophie Turner would order the fully loaded nachos but then keep all the ones with the meat and cheese and everything, the ones that are fully loaded, for herself, in violation of the restaurant's stated rules, TMZ reports
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Imagine getting typecast as a willing pawn trapped within a bureaucratic sci-fi dystopia who never gets to see sunlight.
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TOP GUN MAVERICK is the least cynical Hollywood film in maybe a decade. No winking, no deconstruction, no arch attempts to outsmart the audience. Just a big satisfying heartwarming well made piece of mainstream entertainment. I freaking loved it.
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Ethan, he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died
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GLASS ONION made Ben Shapiro so angry, he woke up before 7 am the day after Christmas and tweeted a 17-entry rant, then didn't say anything else all day. It deserves at least 5 Oscars for this achievement alone.
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@VinnieMancuso1
Sure because all Pixar fans grew up playing with cowboy dolls, love jazz, died in Mexico and are bugs, so they relate to all those other films.
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The mask totally slips here. This is not a serious news man. This is a comedian. He's taking you all for a ride.
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The problem isn't that Americans don't care about climate change. It's that no one with any power or influence is doing anything. An American lit himself on fire the other day in protest and it barely even made the news.
A Colorado man who set himself on fire in front of the U.S. Supreme Court on Friday has died from his injuries, police say.
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So far, I've seen two separate tweets suggesting film and TV writers will inevitably be replaced by ChatGPT within the next few years, and if you really think that and are okay with it... I don't WANT you to have content. You don't deserve it. No more YELLOWJACKETS for you.
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Every sex scene that's ever been filmed was extremely necessary. For me. Just for my purposes. I'm a pervert. I'm fucking disgusting. I needed to see it.
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I can't say exactly how widespread it is, but there is absolutely a strong cultural backlash right now against any and all romantic storylines in film or TV from viewers younger than me.
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I'm sure Denis Villeneuve was not making a larger point about how cinematic language is largely visual. He was definitely saying that no movies have ever had memorable dialogue. In fact, if you can come up with one counter-example, you're officially smarter than him.
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People are just assuming Marvel is making the safe, boring choice and casting him as another dry, business-like, emotionless tactician, but that's only because they definitely are.
Giancarlo Esposito will officially play a villain in ‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: BRAVE NEW WORLD’
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The original BLADE is about Stephen Dorff going "Hey, us vampires should take over the world" and other vampires going "OK" and then Blade being like "Well, I should stop them" and that's IT.
‘BLADE’ is going through another round of major rewrites
Michael Green has left, Marvel is looking for another writer
Despite this, the story is set and it’s slated to begin filming in Mexico or Brazil in Fall 2024
A new casting for a male main villain has been created
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Wildly controversial take but I feel like people who are curious about older horror films should watch them instead of just imagining what they were probably like.
Maika Monroe: “When I started, horror movies were moving away from hot girl running, covered in blood, to interesting, unique, layered characters and storytelling. There are so many credible female roles within this genre now.”
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Checked out that "Ethan Klein" trending topic and it's another one of these
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This is EXACTLY what Scorsese is talking about. It's not trying to make you feel bad for enjoying IRON MAN. He's talking about a culture in which corporate product has almost entirely replaced any other form of expression...
“Comic Book Movies are not art”
“We need to save Cinema”
“What will these films give you?”
Name another movie that gave you the feeling of watching this for the first time…
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JOKER 2 should be about Danny Glover trying to catch the Joker during an LA heat wave and also there's a war brewing between Colombian and Jamaican cartels.
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We should be on like DREDD 4 or something by now. We should be talking about Karl Urban coming back for a legacy sequel or some shit. We were robbed.
why didn’t this movie get the praise it deserved?? Lena fucking Headey, Karl Urban. I think about Dredd like 12 times a day.
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Really hoping she's totally familiar with the meme and just making this as awkward as possible, forcing this poor guy to explain to her why her line reading is funny.
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Getting a reputational do-over by suddenly embracing Jesus is truly the perfect, can't-miss scam. The ONLY problem is that you can only do it once.
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IMAGINE having the stones to say gay wedding cakes violate your sacred religious beliefs but Donald Trump sizing up 10-year-olds doesn't.
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@jarrettsleeper
You don't feel the full impact of the hunter shooting Bambi's mom in traditional animation. Needs to be brutally, graphically realistic. If chunks of venison don't appear to hit the camera's lens, why even do the movie?
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This movie is legit incredible. It's a virtuoso bit of filmmaking. I can't imagine the complexity of putting it all together. But it's still SO SAD and SO BLEAK. I've only watched it a few times. I can't take it!
Donkey saving Caeser here redeemed him so much. Genuine goat I felt so bad for him.
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Another studio should just hire Barrera, Ortega, and Campbell and start making STAB films.
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I like that they were not deterred from making this joke by the sticker reading "Winner of the Pulitzer Prize."
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IT'S CALLED THE MYSTERY MACHINE YOU STUPID FUCK!
HRC might have to be helped to the Scooby Dooby Doo Van after debate.
@realDonaldTrump
brought a gun to the knife fight tonight.
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Wait, is "the person" behind beloved international comedy superstar Jack Black?
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Dementus gives Furiosa the "we're not so different" bit before she kills him but on my most recent viewing, I'm struck by his similarities to a different character: Mad Max. He's like the dark mirror image of what Max could've become, if his grudge weren't against bikers.
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I’m sorry, this is insipid. You don’t need to have the same issues in life as a film’s protagonist to enjoy a movie, and it’s not a film’s job to do “outreach.” It’s not running for city council. Like it or don’t, but this is deflection, not analysis.
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OCEAN'S 12 and 13 are filled with weird, fun little ideas and moments like this. HUGELY MASSIVELY underrated films.
Absolutely howl inducing moment in Steven Soderbergh's OCEAN'S THIRTEEN, in which they take advantage of the fact Matt Damon was shooting The Bourne Ultimatum at the same time in the same location and do a Linus version of a Bourne scene entirely out of nowhere. Underrated movie!
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Obviously, I have no idea what the actual show's going to be like, but it's WEIRD that the entire press tour seems to be about assuring people that it won't have any depth, nuance, or complexity.
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I'm here to see about these civil wars... see who's doing them...
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I knew most Americans didn't WATCH a lot of Japanese films, but I did kind of assume they at least knew they were out there as options. But I've seen SO MANY reactions that are like "When are we going to get the Japanese peoples' stories?" And we have! For DECADES NOW.
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Someone just described Megalopolis as a $120 million version of The Room
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This is UNBELIEVABLE. It's not even like... he kind of let people believe it was semi-autobiographical. He spent an entire award season describing the movie as personal therapy!
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There aren’t actually any bad MISSION IMPOSSIBLE movies.
Mission Impossible III is actually a really good movie
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Americans are officially more offended by school shooting jokes than actual school shootings.
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You're NOT ALLOWED to be upset that a Predator gets owned in a Predator movie. That's what happens literally every time. They are the baddies and the humans are the heroes. If you're not rooting for this particular human hero, might be worth asking yourself why not?
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BREAKING: Will Smith has formally resigned from the Morbius Discord Community
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"HE SWITCHED THE SAMPLES! He falsified his research so that RDU-90 could be approved and Devlin McGregor could give you PROVASIC!"
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The idea that the two sexy co-workers from THE BEAR who spend all their time together might hook up is... not really weird or desperate or pathetic? That's just like... how stories work. And also life, honestly.
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'My girlfriend yelled a TV character's name during sex - it was so disturbing'
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Kimmel's approach is always rooted in like "Movies? We're still doing this? I'd rather stay home. Oh well, let's talk about 'em."
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I love this dumbass bullshit. I love that Wingard shoots it like a psychedelic New Age IG scam account selling shrooms by mail. I love Kong's new little orange buddy. I love that Dan Stevens hang loose Titan dentist had to also be Australian cause it wasn't quirky enough already.
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@HoustonMH1757
Yes, that's obviously what I'm saying. If you don't have a boyfriend or girlfriend, you're not a full human. Great job, you understand tweets.
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X-Men couldn’t possibly be a more obvious allegory for equality and tolerance. They are literal social justice warriors. If you can’t handle this, I don’t know, man… I’ve heard good things about COCOMELON.
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I think we can stop calling him "Diddy" now. Diddy is a fun name for a guy who does silly little dances and talks over rap songs. He's now Sean the Human Trafficker.
Exclusive: Diddy Taken Into Federal Custody in New York | Click to read more 👇
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It's weird that this guy's career now is recreating his dad's old franchise and making movies about how hilarious his dad's friends were and their big achievements? Right? That would feel weird.
Jason Reitman’s ‘SNL 1975’ Stars Gabrielle LaBelle, Cooper Hoffman & Rachel Sennott
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One week from tonight, AMC is launching a new limited series starring Clive Owen as an older Sam Spade, who's retired in the South of France in the 1960s when he stumbles into a new case. It's called MONSIEUR SPADE. I heard about it for the first time yesterday.
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So he made 8 YouTube videos comprised largely of unpaid contributions from fans, sold the brand to a major conglomerate, and isn't even going to make it anymore? Just cashed out? Does this rub anyone else the wrong way, kinda?
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@nutmeggles
@vermont_morgan
I mean, sure, yes. She's fabulous. Extra fingers and all. No arguments there.
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The last time I trusted someone I lost both eyes but I got them each back, just at different times.
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He's exactly right. Modern audiences feel like they know what ancient characters should sound like, but they're wrong. They're just basing it on other movies. It doesn't actually matter.
Denzel Washington responds to criticisms about his accent in ‘GLADIATOR 2’
“Well, the thing was, where are we? Whose accent would it be? You're going to end up imitating someone and end up with a bad African accent.”
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I didn't realize there was a biopic coming out starring Dennis Quaid as Ronald Reagan, so I was looking up some info about it and... we need to talk about this...
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OK, I was gonna leave the JB stuff alone, but conservative doofuses needing a fainting couch because of Tenacious D's decades-old, extremely sincere and non-ironic fondness for Satan is damn hilarious.
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When you debut your presidential campaign exclusively on Twitter but it doesn't trend because there's a Spider-Man game coming out in 5 months.
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He has no RESPONSE to Bill Burr. He laughs because what Bill Burr is saying is obviously true. It's a friend calling him out on his shit.
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