My Christmas present for the twitter VIX quotooor: a VIX 101. Look at this thread before you start posting when vol spikes again. (1/n)

@conksresearch Buddy has to stop having opinions😭

@OnlyDeFiGuy @bennpeifert And the cuffs🥴

@sdav1986 Why does he think anyone is willing to do that to go work for his corny 50m etf thing

@bennpeifert Right after it happened this guy recorded himself making an apology video. It is extremely cringe and extremely hard to watch. You can look it up on Youtube if you want to torture yourself. A lot of lawsuits followed, but I don’t know how they ended up settling everything.

@volatilitysmile I honestly fw this

@686Prism Lol. Lmao, even

@oxbquant Real

@quantian1 Hey @TheTerminalI Imagine paying 30K a year so you can look at an oil tanker map and charts of some securities

They are not going to sell OpenAI for a mere 100B lil bro

@choffstein Betting market arbitrage

@0xFaust12 Congrats!!

@bennpeifert Let me be LMM pls

@bennpeifert Fortunately I am a traitor to my own twitter handle

@W98AB How can these people live like this ffs

@TheSpeculator0 A week ago or so this guy posted the normal distribution formula with sigma inside the sqr root lmao