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if pain is the weight of being, love is the purpose | 21 | @redrisingbot
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when are y'all gonna realize that minors having crushes on older celebrities is normal and healthy but grown ass adults having crushes on minors is not?? this is not a two way street?? children are allowed to have crushes on adults but that doesn't go both ways??.
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stardust (2007) is an underrated masterpiece and a god tier example of the enemies to lovers trope and was also ahead of its time by including an lgbt coded character without making him the butt of a joke and emphasizing the message of love and authenticity. in this essay i will.
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hozier constantly donating to causes and using his platform correctly and intentionally using gender neutral language when referring to abortion rights god i know the bar is low but he gives me so much hope.
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i'll never be loved like the girl in hozier songs is so what's the point really.
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enemies to lovers blah blah blah sure but can we talk about childhood friends who were forced onto opposite sides of a conflict way bigger than both of them and have to fight because they're both loyal to their cause but it breaks their hearts because they were so close as kids.
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so fucked up that hozier is just living somewhere doing normal everyday things while i am out here absolutely fighting for my LIFE because the line “no grave can hold my body down / i’ll crawl home to her” plays on loop in my brain 24/7. he needs to pay for this.
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i can’t believe hozier wrote “when you kill the lights and kiss my eyes / i feel like a person for a moment of my life” and expected us not to go fucking insane.
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can't stand hozier who does he think he is with his kind eyes and warm voice and safe music that feels like home.
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"you're saying [pedo ship] is bad but you're a teenager with a crush on a 40+ year old" . yes and?? that is not even slightly the same thing? just because someone had a crush on keanu reeves as a kid doesn't mean that's rooted in any actual real desire? it's a celebrity crush bro.
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and even if some minor was like "[celebrity] is so hot i wanna f*ck them so bad" and they MEANT it. guess what? it is not the minor's responsibility to manage that power imbalance. it is an adult's responsibility to recognize it and stay the fuck away from kids. holy shit lol.
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now that hozier is trending on twitter (as he should) i think we should talk about the take me to church subway video again. how is he real
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please do not propose to me at a hozier concert. i'd be like “babe not in front of andrew haha what are you doing get up haha they're kidding andrew”.
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i thought i was immune to eremika brainrot but apparently not bc this has been living in my head rent free sjdjdjf #eremika #AttackOnTitan #shingekinokiojin
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i’m not saying it’s not cringey it def is but that’s the whole point❤️.
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my brain is so broken any time i see anything it’s just immediately “how can I make this about phantom of the opera”
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do y’all ever get irritated when someone annoying has the same interests as you lol.
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me: i hate cliches . ao3: and they were soulmates. me: oh my god they were soulmates.
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NFWMB by hozier is such an important song because it understands the need to simultaneously be both Baby AND also a mysterious and terrifying creature of eldritch horror.
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i love that hozier is one of the most well-respected songwriters in the world and has a cult following but literally just chooses to spend his time casually making music with friends and doing charity events.
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“Sometimes all I want is to head west on twenty in a car I can’t afford, with a plan I don’t have. Just me, my music, and the road.”. “I’d like that too.”. #eremika #AttackOnTitan #ShingekiNoKyojin
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hozier is objectively a perfect artist?? i don't like to unconditionally praise many people but he's literally the epitome of what every artist should strive to be. he's politically aware + active, his music is spectacular, he's humble and kind. literally no one does it like him.
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anyway all discourse aside we should just all try to live by this as much as possible i think
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anyway hozier remains one of the greatest songwriters of our generation and that's facts.
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thinking about how hozier has a whole vibe of "much love to all, hope everyone is doing well :)" and "wishing everyone a good day 😌" . but the second someone was being transphobic he went for their NECK with "is your back not ACHING from bending to punch so fucking low"?.
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hozier saying "hey bestie" was not on my 2021 bingo card but i will definitely take it.
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also to top off how batshit insane this movie is it also has a brief scene directly implying that robert de niro and henry cavill’s characters hook up and i honestly didnt know i needed that until it happened.
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the fact that we still don’t have a florence/hozier collab is so painful actually.
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also romance as a genre will ALWAYS struggle to be truly feminist as long as it continues to feed into tropes that are built off misogyny.
we're cancelling each other over book takes today. post your cancellable book take.
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maybe. just maybe. the reason hozier is so popular amongst sapphics is that his music is romantic while being completely nonthreatening and respectful of women, never objectifying them or acting in a role of possession.
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you're in her dms. i'd be the voice that urged orpheus when her body was found. i'd be the the choiceless hope in grief that drove him underground. i'd be the dreadful need in the devotee that made him turn around. and i'd be the immediate forgiveness in eurydice.
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in honor of hozier trending can we PLEASE talk about iwcb live bc. this video lives in my head rent free
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true friendship is absolutely hating each other’s fav books and having it not matter at all.
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hozier exclusively makes apocalypse bangers to fuck to and the universe is finally giving us the perfect opportunity to make use of that soundtrack.
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idc if your sci fi book is set forty thousand years in the future. there should still be swords. make it work.
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also here have a grumpy kaz and milo I doodled while waiting in the car today 🥰
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tbh i'd rather read a book with no romance than a book with a romance that i'm not invested in at all.
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everyone is at least a little attracted to the buzzfeed unsolved men don't lie.
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if i don't meet someone who makes me feel like hozier lyrics do what's the point.
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getting into hozier is one of those great experiences of connecting with music on a visceral level and then researching its creator to find out that he’s actually the coolest kindest most humble and talented person alive.
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@__hawaiianpizza yeah it’s deffo cringe but if you’re not cringe at 15 you’re doing something wrong. “cringe” is the perfect snapshot of that time of life.
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hozier lyrics have raised my standards for men impossibly high. how am i supposed to settle for anyone who doesn't make me feel like NFWMB or Work Song makes me feel??? it is unattainable.
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3k people waiting for a youtube reunion panel for a show that was cancelled 5 years ago. what's that? smells like demand? smells like profit? @netflix interesting. #HannibalReunion.
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thinking about kafka's letter to milena where he spends like 6 paragraphs going on and on about how he's old and ugly and annoying and how he shouldn't visit her in vienna because he'd be awkward and weird and then he ends it with ". but if you still want me to come, i'll come.".
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hannibal choosing teal as its primary cinematic color is something that can be so personal.
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i always forget how much i love literary fiction and then i read one book and i feel like i’ve been punched in the gut by a bullet train.
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[me, after reading the first half of a book in one sitting and then the second half over the course of 3-4 weeks]: hmm the pacing seemed off idk :/.
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“Broken I may be, but Cassius au Bellona is undimmed by war or time. More beautiful by far than memory could ever allow, he pulses with life. Over two meters tall. Cloaked in the white and gold of the Morning Knight, his coiled hair lustrous as the trail of a falling star.”
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anyway i just hozier hozier hozier hozier hozier sometimes you know?.
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hozier (tall) standing next to other men (not as tall): a collection
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why do so many ppl catfish on booktwt like it's so funny to me please we are here to READ.
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enemies to lovers is a fun trope and all but listen. academic rivals to lovers.
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one thing i wish booktwt would understand is that you can literally just sit back and let people have bad taste! it's okay! like as long as their takes aren't harmful u are not obligated to publicly dunk on them!! let them enjoy shitty things if it brings them joy!.
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taking book recs from irls is always such a gamble like is the “amazing fantasy series” ur talking about acotar? are they gonna tell me about “incredible character work” and then lend me a colleen hoover book?? the risk is astronomical.
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“I kill them because they’re beautiful, and it’s the only way I can keep them.”. “I don’t know how I can be the first person to notice how twisted you are.” Julian smiled coolly as he spoke.
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why is hozier’s face so fucking reassuring and kind why do i look at him and think everything will be okay why is he the definition of love.
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hozier said i love it when the animals cross idk i haven’t seen the movie.
Apologies again for spoiling the ending of Animal Crossing, that 30 minute sequence of your villager’s funeral after Tom Nook has you killed can’t be skipped anyway so you literally can’t miss it.
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bryan fuller, mads mikkelsen, and hugh dancy, all age 80+ in 2067: so there's definitely possibility for a fourth season, we have a bunch of material and we're just waiting for the right network-.
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fellas is it gay to smear fake blood on your best friend for a production of macbeth and tenderly tell him he looks fucking incredible before sending him on stage.
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tbh my problem with coho isn’t that she writes misogynistic characters and abuse and “problematic” content it’s that she does it poorly with absolutely no critical lens or intention beyond shock value.
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i am returning to my "hozier writes women as if they're natural disasters and that is how all women deserve to be referred to from now on" agenda.
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im obsessed with him lmao I wanna draw more tomorrow but I just had to doodle him before bed
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listen i love reading about true crime as much as the next bitch but sometimes i think about how we spend literal years frantically discussing madeleine mccann and jonbenét ramsey when hundreds of black and brown kids go missing under similar circumstances and no one cares.
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. and just like that, it's over. we're finishing strong with the final set of #jadelegacy tarot cards, featuring the forever iconic kaul hilo and kaul niko! this project has been such a privilege to work on and i couldn't have asked for a better collaborator than @vxctorvale :)
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you ever listen to a hozier song in the car and by the time you get home you feel like you’ve been in a 2 year loving domestic relationship with the man?.
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"imagine you're playing chess, and you're the only person in the world who plays chess, and then someone else walks in the room with a chess board" #HannibalReunion.
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thinking about peeta “if it weren’t for the baby” mellark. king of my heart forever we love a legend.
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good luck dragging robert pattinson back onto a twilight set i have a feeling he'd rather dry swallow gravel sdkdfsj.
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i think getting a sword would help my depression. not that i’d stop being depressed, but i’d be depressed WITH a SWORD which seems a lot cooler somehow.
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i love how some books are like "i finished this an hour ago and can't remember anything that happened" and other books are like "i read this once three months ago and it ingrained itself so deeply in my DNA that i can cite hundreds of quotes by heart".
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hozier said might fuck around and invent the concept of love and then wrote work song.
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being a girl is just the constant neverending cycle of having the “we’re just things to them” realization over and over again.
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