Jessica S
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Very, very right wing, apparently. I knew what I was voting for. 🇬🇧. Please use the voice of Lady Penelope when reading my Tweets. Woman - obviously. 🇮🇱
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The millionaires I know are the ones who worked hard at school, went to uni, got a marketable degree, ate beans on toast for 2 years to get on property ladder and stayed married.
I thought that’s exactly what we were supposed to do, but now they’re the bastards. Don’t get it.
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Hey
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, I was a member of the Conservative Party. I voted for you to be leader. I campaigned. I am a business owner and pillar of the community. And I am ready to support any effort to drag you out of Downing Street.
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The funeral for Sir David Amess will be held today. Please hold his family in your thoughts. I fear they will feel he has been entirely forgotten.
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The attacker was 20, which means he was a child when he started engaging in this death cult fantasy world.
His parents.
His school.
His mosque.
Should all be feeling very, very uncomfortable right now.
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Guess how many times today I told people I’m heterosexual? Go on, guess!
Yeah. None. Managed a whole day. Try it.
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Hey
@GBNEWS
Your presenters being unaware that the vaccines don’t stop transmission is a major problem when they’re leading discussions on mandatory vaccinations for medical staff. How can anyone be unaware at this point?!
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@SkyNews
Why farming in Nigeria is predominantly black - and what’s being done to increase diversity.
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NHS office worker on
@GBNEWS
, who had a terrible struggle working from home during lockdown, apparently.
As key worker she got to send her daughter to school every day.
Now interview the private sector workers doing 60 hour weeks and homeschooling two kids, please.
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Happiness. All candidates Hugh Grant canvassed with during election campaign failed to win their seat.
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Liverpool Station in our capital city. No different from that airport in Dagestan. I feel such tremendous shame.
Iran now has a civilian proxy in the UK. Well done, useful idiots.
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Ran into some friends walking on the golf course. They stopped 6 ft away and he promptly puts on a mask. They’ve been vaxxed. We’ve been vaxxed. “We’re not sick,” I say.
Looks at my kids running around and says “they could be asymptomatic”. Desire to continue speaking - zero.
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GRAHAM LINEHAN: The world should remember Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint as arrogant, ungrateful cowards for turning on J.K. Rowling.
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Let’s properly kick off the holiday season with my favourite ever Christmas Tweet.
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@KirstyMenzies
@LeCreusetFiend
“Boris has died and they’ve started eating him”, I shouted to my husband through the bathroom door.
Boris was a fish, and the buffet was happening in a fish tank.
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Half of England’s beaches don’t have lifeguards.
One in three of UK kids can’t swim.
In 2018, 263 people drowned.
@RNLI
- there is absolutely no justification for turning your attention elsewhere.
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Please just take a moment to appreciate the scale of this. And then think about its supporting infrastructure...
Rotherham grooming gangs: National Crime Agency investigating more than 420 suspects in 'unprecedented' operation
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No you weren’t. You born into a capitalist economy and you were raised in a capitalist economy and you now live in a capitalist economy. All of which has given you the freedom to be this stupid.
And tell us - are your parents good pretend socialists?
“I was raised a socialist. I was born a socialist. I will be a socialist for the rest of my life. I believe wealth should be shared out, so everyone can achieve wherever they start in life.”
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He sent the legally required letter without his signatures, and another asking them not to grant an extension. Good man. He has my full support.
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1) A British passport does not and should not guarantee you an airlift out of any situation you recklessly get yourself into.
2) Anyone found on holiday in a place they supposedly had to flee because it’s too dangerous to live there should have their remain to stay removed.
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Have decided I don’t give a shit about anyone’s “journey”. Call me when you’re a functioning adult.
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Dear people who need to hear this,
We can produce whatever derogatory caricatures we f*cking well want to.
Much love, The United Kingdom
Outrageous scenes outside Batley Grammar School as parents descend on the school gates protesting a teacher producing a ‘derogatory caricature’ of their prophet.
Its now a regular occurrence in England.
#England
#FreeSpeech
#RuleOfLaw
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(5) We have welcomed evil in and forgotten about common sense and decency and the basic fucking human instinct of keeping our own safe.
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If I saw truth in the tenets of Islam, I would become Muslim.
If I wanted to live under Sharia Law, I would have settled elsewhere.
I don’t want either. I want to live in England, in a mildly Christian society.
This does require a derogatory label. I am allowed an opinion.
Frightening figures show deeply racist and Islamophobic attitudes among Tory members and almost complete denial about the extent of their problem.
This hatred infects the Tory Party from top to bottom.
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We were fully supportive of the lockdown plan and have been entirely compliant.
But each day I feel like there’s a shift away from what we signed up to (flattening the curve) and a move towards wholesale prevention, which is not possible at a cost we can pay. They’re losing me.
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Didn’t expect this from Forbes.
Why Did British Police Ignore Pakistani Gangs Abusing 1,400 Rotherham Children? Political Correctness.
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For how many centuries have we known that it is wrong - very wrong - to do that? And now, suddenly, we don’t??
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Those kids that weren’t going to be fed this summer...yeah, still not going to be fed this summer.
It’s neglect, not need.
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A man’s career is ruined because he said “coloured footballers” instead of “footballers of colour” without any indication of malice or intention to offend, yet rappers of colour can freely use the “N” word and be celebrated. Unbelievable.
BREAKING: Football Association chairman Greg Clarke has resigned after saying "coloured footballers" when speaking to members of the Department for Culture, Media and Sport select committee.
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@katherinesmiles
If there isn’t a bakery within 15 minutes will the state build one? If it doesn’t have enough customers will we continue to subsidise it?
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Unless your child is at least half way towards fluency in any of the EU languages, don’t tell me I’ve ruined their lives because they won’t be able to work in the EU country of their choosing.
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@driverminnie
@realDonaldTrump
I am British and a Londoner and I will be rolling out a red carpet for the President of the United States. You do not speak for me.
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I have 14 people I do not know arriving for a barbecue in a couple of hours. I am unbelievably calm.
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People. We have to buy things like medical supplies and ITC services and food from private companies because the NHS doesn’t actually make anything. You should be much less worried about where we buy them from and more worried about whether we’re getting the best deal.
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(1) Letter home from school today. After much consultation/consideration, they are cancelling all class trips into Central London.
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@MattHancock
We are a family of six. My eldest has a girlfriend. You’re telling me I’m going to have to cancel the birthday dinner we have booked at a local restaurant, which is just barely hanging on after the lockdown?
This. Is. Insane.
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You cannot change your sex.
You can alter your body to try to deceive the world, but you cannot change your sex.
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On any given day at any time in history there have been thousands of people for whom catching a cold could be the start of a fatal decline.
If you weren’t horribly concerned about this before 2020 you need to ask yourself why you are now.
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Very concerned the message “he did nothing wrong” is being drowned out by “lots of people broke the rules” and “we understand why he did it”.
The message must remain clear - he did nothing wrong.
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To calm me down, I’ve started a list of people who absolutely won’t vote Labour if GE called. Help me out. So far I have:
Pharma employees
Military
Private school employees...
This is an important new policy announced by
@jeremycorbyn
- forcing drug companies to licence cheap generic versions of breakthrough pharmaceuticals. The big drug companies will go nuts. The generics manufacturer will be state owned
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@ChrisChilton64
As a senior director, can you tell me why, in three years, you haven’t managed to sort out your supply chain so that it’s based on operations instead of a political project?
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(4) I need the world to know how angry I am that this is the state of affairs in "the greatest city on Earth". It has been ruined.
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I simply refuse to believe that there aren’t enough good people left in London to vote him out. I just can’t believe it.
Five years time: "Sadiq Khan orders review into what books Londoners can read on the tube."
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I know a black woman from Rwanda. Her entire family was hacked to death with machetes. She escaped to the UK, was given a home, had three children and has lived happily ever after.
#systemicracism
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@MattHancock
I am a member of the Conservative Party. I was entirely compliant for the first five months of this. I am DONE! You no longer have my support, or compliance. I am getting my life back on track wherever I possibly can.
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I mean, I guess if a millionaire’s third spouse made their money off of slave labour I could see why the Socialists would be upset with them - I get that. But people who have just worked hard and saved in a pension - don’t get that.
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@DavidLammy
Hey David, 99.99% of white people don’t think they look similar, either. It took a very special BBC employee to make this mistake.
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Our Government’s priorities:
1) The NHS
2) The international community
3) Carbon
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892) You.
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@BorisJohnson
Do you ever spend even one second of your day thinking what the British people need right now?
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I fully expect a second, third, even fourth lockdown. I gather most think when this one is done it’s all over?
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I hadn’t retweeted this because I hadn’t really appreciated the true horror of what happened. The intention absolutely seems to have been to burn 51 European school children alive.
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You’re coming down with something that lands people in intensive care for an extended period of time and people are actually saying you shouldn’t make provision for the care of your young child. Seriously.
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It’s still taking my brain a few minutes to kick into gear whenever the PM speaks about Brexit. It cannot seem to fully accept that the Prime Minister could proudly defy a referendum result and shackle our country to a foreign power. Inconceivable. And heartbreaking.
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@SadiqKhan
I’ve lived in London for 22 years. The only problem I’ve ever seen with the far right is the misuse of the term by the far left.
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Spent £175 on a private test to get daughter back to school. Results due by tomorrow. Email overnight to say we’re home for two weeks because a child in her year tested positive.
I’m...just going to sit here quietly for a while.
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8 people stabbed and 3 shootings in London in just 24 hours. Is enough enough yet?
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The relentless application of logic in 2021.
Plastic cup, paper straw.
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(2) It's just too risky now to go to the well known places and to travel on public transport. This isn't an overreaction.
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London is fucked.
A slow hand clap to the London voters who were incapable of distinguishing between a suboptimal candidate and a catastrophic one.
The mayor has enormous power to thoroughly mess up our lives. Yet we vote like it’s a joke.
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@tomhfh
I wonder how much thought and research you gave this topic before choosing a catch phrase you thought sounded evolved.
My guess is absolutely zero.
You are on the wrong side of this.
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If Corbyn wins we will get massive interest rate rises and presumably also capital gains tax rises. In this scenario I won’t be able to afford my mortgage. Nor will I be able to afford the 40% (estimated) hit on my main asset.
Anyone else stuck like this?
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@Peston
Wholly peaceful protesters don’t breach security. This was obviously a premeditated act - it could have been a premeditated attack.
I would have taken her to the ground.
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@RagingGayCons
Supplements - Vitamin B, Iron, Magnesium.
Try St John’s Wort, Turmeric and Ginkgo Biloba, too (not at the same time!).
No phones after 8:00 PM. Lots of exercise, and something constructive for your brain to focus on - read a challenging academic book.
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@kelvmackenzie
If you actually want to have this conversation I can point you to an equally impressive number of sources who profoundly disagree with everything you’ve just said there.
Alternatively, try to walk a mile in the shoes of a perimenopausal women and see how you get on.
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Five year old boys who display chivalry are well raised and I would like to congratulate their parents.
Another ludicrous social science study says "Five-year-old boys who display chivalry are sexist"
I'm sick of this divisive, toxic PC narrative – and call it "contemptible & damaging". I don't want to live in a world where boys are made to feel ashamed!
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@CSkidmoreUK
Shame on you for putting the net zero cult ahead of the national interest and basic common sense. What a disappointment.
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We’ve been highly critical of people ending relationships because of Brexit. But I’m to the point that I’m looking at dear old friends and thinking - we don’t just have different opinions, you want to cancel my vote. You believe yourself morally and intellectually superior...
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Wait, what? They left their baby on a different continent?
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There’s never any mention of the long term physical impacts for these girls - the STDs, HPV, abortion-related infertility, etc.
There’s absolutely no acknowledgement of the impact on the victims.
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The real surprise in all of this has been the number of parents who didn’t bother to think about what they would do if they got really sick, and made no effort to understand the guidelines so a safe provision would be in place.
A failure of basic instinct.
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The next few days are critical in terms of keeping good, tolerant people (like me) good and tolerant. I’m very, very close to my limits here.
A Muslim protestor outside Batley Grammar School this morning said the teacher who showed blasphemous images of the Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) must be prosected for religious hatred.
#BatleyGrammar
#BatleySchool
#Batley
#ProphetMuhammad
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(3) Last year we were meant to be walking over Westminster Bridge the day after the attack to go to the Florence Nightingale Museum.
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@LukeJohnsonRCP
@allisonpearson
My 11 year old, yesterday: I’m just not going to accept that this is the way things are going to be from now on. I just can’t.
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Ballsy. Love it.
Police stand guard as Charlie Hebdo cartoons of Muhammad were projected onto a town hall in Montpellier, France as a tribute to the history teacher who was beheaded by a Muslim refugee. In 2015, 12 people at Charlie Hebdo magazine were killed by jihadists.
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@MayorofLondon
Actually Sir, I've been too scared to take my children into London this year. Glad you are having a nice time though.
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Feckless breeding, shit parents and a state which enables both.
GCSEs: 100,000 pupils a year leaving 'without basic qualifications'
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Alton Towers Day 2: Let’s rewire society so that a deposit into a trust fund is seen as a better expression of love for your child than tattooing their name across an acre of your body.
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@sajidjavid
@ABridgen
Speaking of morally repugnant things - calling something a vaccine which is clearly not a vaccine and forcing people to take it isn’t going to make you come up smelling of daisies either, Mr Javid.
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Step 1: GPs should be obligated to tell you if your child is fat. In a judgey sort of way.
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So deeply disturbing I don’t know where to begin.
Funny to see this Labour front-bencher
@RichardBurgon
shrieking in one meeting that Zionism (aka Jews and the right of their home, Israel, to exist) is the enemy of peace, and then flat denying he ever said it in another. These are truly appalling people.
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£87.50 to take two kids to Churchill’s War Rooms and another £68 to visit Parliament.
The economics of being a good parent are downright shite.
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In two weeks my 9 year old will get to go to school for four days to close out the year. So that’s four days out of what should have been fifteen weeks of education.
Playgrounds still closed. She was chased off a piece of outdoor fitness equipment today by a man w/ red tape.
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Mum paralysed by stroke after M25 protest delayed trip to hospital by six hours.
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@syptweet
I hate pretty much everyone. Feel free to pass that on to the authorities in London.
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If I worked at the Home Office I suspect I would shout the phrase “just do your fucking job”, on average, 83 times per day.
They would still all love me, I’m sure.
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Rainbow flag in their avatar but operating under Sharia segregation rules.
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This Jo Swinson and her husband thing...allow me to fast forward to the end for you - nothing will happen.
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I just really struggle with the idea of a world without that generation...
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@MayerAgain
@TheDaneChris
What the actual fuck do you think the Russian army is doing to Ukrainians? Inviting them to tea parties?
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