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y’all, this woman took me on 2 dates last week and we have another one this week and she keeps sending “countdown” flowers to my house so i can have a little reminder of when the next date is approaching.
pls im bout to throw up 😭
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if the fat bitches can fit the clothes you wear….. are you not also a fat bitch?
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cause that’s where catering to a nigga will leave you.... stranded and on the side of the road
Why was destiny’s child stranded on the side of the road in the “cater 2 U” video????
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i matched w this girl on tinder last night and gave her my number lmaoooo
y’all pls tell me why we already had a thread and i (allegedly) ghosted her a few months ago 😭😭
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y’all not real yearners bc this would’ve gone triple platinum w me
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i had to tell her she was getting love on the timeline for this 😭 but she’s 39 w no twitter so she didn’t really care too much lmaoo
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i gave this dyke my number at the gym the other day……
well turns out she’s not a dyke lmao it was just a hoodie/sweatpants type day. now she asking me what wig vendor i use 😕 this my 13th reason fr
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thinking a dyke w a highlighted bun was gone do right by her was her biggest mistake lmaoo
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@8phoenixrising
right ?!? 😭 she was just supposed to be a distraction and i conveyed this to her but idk she clearly trynna be number 1
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y’all need to start adding context before saying shit. bc why this girl just text me “imma put your face on a shirt” and then got mad at me when I said I would tag her mother before she could ever touch me.
I thought she was threatening me 😭 but she meant it in a cute way LMAOO
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lmaooo bc what fat bitch is walking around in an xxs - medium fr fr???
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this married woman is saying the filthiest shit to me rn and normally i don’t believe in cheating, but her wife called me ugly 2 years ago.
so imma fuck her.
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having your feelings hurt really can bring out some nasty/petty traits in you.
I be having to g-check myself bc that’s not even how I wanna move w people I care for.
you can create distance from someone that hurt you, without being nasty or childish.
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why she moving like her life expectancy batteries are dying ???!
my type of old dyke😍 all she missing is a gold cap & a bluetooth.
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i have a partner who is so gentle in the way they handle me. this nigga speaks so much life into me each day and i’m never letting this shit go
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it hit harder when she made me look at myself in the mirror and call myself pretty, all while drilling my shit 🥴
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brb y’all.
just realized that breaking up w her is not gonna stop her from being the love of my life
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i’m just curious… is everyone getting tested and submitting results before being allowed to purchase a ticket?
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y’all really be texting yallselves, pretending to be God LMAOOOOO
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try crossing your ankles
Y’all. I bought this fucking dress and—
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“I Want You Around” by Snoh Aalegra is really one of those timeless sounds.
like….. i just never fucking get tired of it.
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i definitely enjoy those facetime calls where we’re both just existing and keeping each other company while we do our own thing.
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you’re a dumbass bisexual.
bc the tweet was clearly about women that fuck men and still call themselves lesbians. which clearly does not apply to you.
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one of the things that helped me with my relationship with my mother, was someone telling me to stop holding her to expectations of a mother and just handle her like a human being.
that really allowed me to view/understand her life and mental health from a different angle.
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why would y’all ever show me how to check this ??????
omg i’m the dyke
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and this what i be meaning when i say y’all weird lmao bc y’all will dead fuck someones nigga and then try to beef w their bitch as if she did something to you???? LMAOO
you had her bed and her nigga and you’re still bitter 😭😭
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i love me a good facetime move night. our tvs in sync, us both having snacks and the shared laughs just do it for me.
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as soon as someone tells me something is off the table, i set my sight’s elsewhere. and i think a lot of people view it as a slap in their face, and completely miss the fact that i’m actually respecting a boundary that’s been set.
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anyway chile, my nigga and i will be breaking up in 4 weeks. so now is the time to shoot your shots, as i am opening up the preliminary courting trials.
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sometimes you really have to force yourself to move on.
whether it be from a situation, person or just a specific time in your life.
you have to move on.
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i do not want a friend or partner that complains every mf day. that shit is draining as the fuck.
like every fucking day you’re angry? you just have nothing whatsoever to be grateful for?
can’t be in my space.
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i’m definitely turned off by inconsistency and lack of communication.
like at our big grown age? do better
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the way everyone is clowning this lady for cleaning just confirms what i already knew, which is that y’all are dirty asf.
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@_kirahhhhh
i hate philly and these rough ass bitches LMAO and yk exactly the type im talking bout 😭
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@ecookie615
this was uglyyyyyy. you’re such a hater fr lmaoo and you really love to see me lose 😭
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you really only have 1 time to mess up. and even if I think I still want you, my brain is always gonna remind me that you disappointed me.
so even if i’m still entertaining you, you don’t even stand a chance.
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fems rarely ever take accountability. they be difficult asf, they lack communication and then the only emotions that matter are theirs.
and I can say this bc this is how I used to be but then I GREW TF UP 😭
When the relationship don’t work do fems ever think “I could’ve done things differently” or everything the nigga fault?
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i date the girls, the non-binary babes and the bois (cis excluded).
feel like i need to make it clear bc i recently found out that someone never hit on me bc he didn’t think he had a chance as a trans man.
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my problem is that THIS is the type of fucking i live for (but in dyke)
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I wanna travel, I wanna have fun and I wanna have life changing sex.
that’s it.
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as it should be. it’s no one’s business and sex is not that deep.
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cheaters will never make any sense to me….. bc you can literally just leave????
but instead you’d rather hurt someone you claim to love???
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Tweet a PHOTO of someone you'd make a sandwich for at 3am.
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“you move on so fast”
because that’s what you do when it’s over lmao. you rearrange your priorities and keep it pushing.
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you’re not a lesbian if you fuck men from time to time.
you’re just a confused liar.
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omg y’all be so fineeeeeeeee but then y’all gotta “do both” 😕
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this what i get for speeding on the timeline cause i almost thought this was a different kind of video
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i hate when niggas make every conversation a horny ass conversation
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nobody:
meredith grey:
If u ever gotta choose between me and yo ho… choose me ong ha ass ain’t on shit anyways
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lowkey miss sleeping otp but I hate the commitment that comes with it 😭 you do it a few times and niggas try to fall into a routine w you.
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not only are you a weird ass bitch for posting their picture but you’re also illiterate and stupid as all fuck.
follow along with your finger and—
READ THE HIGHLIGHTED TEXT BITCH
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still not over the fact that i wrote a book when i was 19 and 356 thousand people have read it and are still reading it 😭
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it’s okay to catch feelings. it’s normal asf.
the key is remembering that you don’t need to be with everyone you feel a lil sumn for.
How do you not catch feelings for a situation ship or feed into the delusions.
Asking for a friend!
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@jennithepsycho
😭😭 thought I was gone have to send my cousins to spin the blizz LMAOOO ptsd too real
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sensory overload. i mean usually when something feels good we can pinpoint where and why. but if everything feels amazing and all at once….. how do you express gratification when you can’t speak.
it’s like when people get so excited, in a non sexual setting, and cry happy tears
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it genuinely hurts my heart when certain people mishandle me bc I would NEVER.
like just a general lack of respect and we supposed to be cool? no remorse or anything.
shit be disappointing asf. but that’s really life.
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i’m getting some dick today, so i’m in a great mood. bc im finna fuck this girl so good, she finna be sucking her thumb, rocking in the corner when im through
i hope y’all have a blessed day too
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spinning the block is actually one of my favorite things to do. like i already know my way around this bitch.
i feel good lmaooo
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who is having 10 minute sex???
the blunt lasting longer than y’all niggas
Ppl acting like sex 4x a day is extreme. Please stop fucking niggas who do drugs and take 1 hour to nut. A real round takes 10 mins TOPS
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every queer dating show is filled with 100 white people 1 token black person and 3 latinas
it never fails.
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niggas have all the potential in the world and still only muster up the strength to be a disappointment
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