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@loki_writes

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Cathy Ulrich is a mixed-race writer from Montana.

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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
Seriously, folks, don't give "advice" on published stories. You make me angry.
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Cathy Ulrich
6 years
I never say this, y'all, but! I just got a dream acceptance! And I am happy crying! 😭💖😭
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
So, um, yeah, for everyone who was asking, um *panics* book I'm going to have a book Thanks to these lovelies, a book Omigosh *loses "professionalest announcement award"*
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Okay Donkey Mag/Press
5 years
WE HAVE NEWS (yes we are yelling) OKD is launching a small press! Our first book will be none other than the beloved Cathy Ulrich’s ( @loki_writes ) “Ghosts of You,” a full-length collection of her Murdered Ladies Series, out 10/15/19 Preorder your copy: !
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Cathy Ulrich
1 year
Okay, so, like, this guy? Who called me the c-word when he disregarded my submission guidelines twice in a row? Has now RESUBMITTED TO MY JOURNAL? 🫠
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
So, ah -- this journal, right? This journal I've been trying to get a story into since college (it's been a few days), right? I will have a story in this journal very soon and it is one of those things that is kind of unbelievable and anyway! I'm really excited! 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
Word of advice for writers: Please read and follow submission guidelines. If you cannot do so and your piece is rejected, a further word of advice: Do NOT tell the editors to put on their big girl pants. They will share your name with all their editor friends, should anyone ask.
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
So, um, I kind of can't believe it, but my Astronaut Love Story from @JetFuelReview was selected for Best of the Net!!! Thank you so much to @SundressPub , @ambernoelle and, of course, @JetFuelReview for championing this story!!! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
Sometimes, I like to think of the difference between fiction and creative nonfiction like this: Fiction is the lie that reveals the truth. Creative nonfiction is the truth that reveals the lie. 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
Look! At this! Y'all!!! My book is going to be taught in a writing class and 😭😭😭 How is this even for real??? It's amazing!!! 🎉🎉🎉
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Okay Donkey Mag/Press
5 years
Our big news right now is that @loki_writes 's book "Ghosts of You" is going to be taught in a writing class at the University of North Dakota called "The Art of Writing: Fiction." Damn straight. Cathy excels at the art of writing fiction! #flashfiction
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
Okay, I'm super curious, y'all: What is a non-offensive thing that causes you to just drop out of a story completely? For me, it's "movie star good looks," because it is SUCH a cheat.
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Cathy Ulrich
2 years
In high school, I knew a girl who said "whatever honks your hamsters" instead of "whatever floats your boat," and god bless it, I hope she is really succeeding right now. 🐹
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Cathy Ulrich
2 years
So honored to have my Girl Detective story from the lovely @okaydonkeymag selected for the @Wigleaf Top 50! Thank you to @kathyfish , @garson_scott and @laughingyeti and congratulations to everyone who made the top 50 and the longlist!! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
I mean, I guess you kind of have to admire a writer who responds to a declined story with "I was expecting an acceptance, but that's okay"? 🤔
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Cathy Ulrich
6 years
Folks, just do what works for you. Keep writing. Keep trying. If you need a break, take a break. But don't compare yourself to other people. We're all just doing our own best thing. You are doing your best thing.
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
I hardly ever announce acceptances because what if I JINX it, but YAY one of my strangest formatted stories just got accepted by an awesome journal and I thought it would never find a home and I'm super happy and also hopefully super unjinxed!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
So honored to have my tiny little story "I Do Not Want to Live Without You" to be selected for @bestmicrofic 2022! Thank you to the lovely @flashfroglitmag and @EricScotTryon for publishing this piece! And thank you to @megpokrass , Gary Fincke and @taniahershman ! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
I'm so honored and grateful to have a piece in @bestmicrofic 2021! Thank you so much, @iamkatmann , @WhaleRoadReview and @ambernoelle ! 💖💖💖
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Whale Road Review
4 years
Congrats to @loki_writes and Christopher Linforth on having their pieces from WRR selected by @ambernoelle for Best Microfiction 2021! You can find links to their work and to our other incredible nominated pieces here:
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
I never thought it would actually happen, but wow! I am going to have a story in @BestSmFictions !!! Thank you so much, @PassagesNorth , for publishing my murdered babysitter story! I am so honored to be a part of this amazing publication! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
Maybe it's petty, but at a certain point, I stop sharing work by people who don't have the time of day for me or for uplifting others. Does anybody else feel like this, or am I being a jerk and I should just share everyone's work, regardless of whether they ever share others'?
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
My book is an indie press book to read this fall! 💖💖💖 *whoops with joy* Thanks so much, @WendyJeanFox !!! (And, of course, big thanks to the lovely @okaydonkeymag for making this whole book thing real!)
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
When I was a kid, my uncle and his secretary were murdered. They were the last of a serial killer's 11 victims. My uncle's secretary was named Cathy too. Here is a CNF I wrote about loss and fear and telephone rings. Thank you, @trampset and @scottneuffer !
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
This lady I know: Do you still make beaded earrings? Me: (whispers) No, just tiny beaded dragons. Her: What? Me: JUST TINY BEADED DRAGONS
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
My daughter was talking to her friends at lunch about their favorite books, and her friends agreed that short stories are bad. "My mom writes short stories. She has a book," she said. They still hate stories, but: MY BABY REMEMBERED I WRITE STORIES AND HAVE A BOOK. 😭😭😭
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
Remembering a story submission at my old college lit journal where the writer had a character, upon learning some tragic news, shout (literally): "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
Y'all? I'm not crying. I know you think I'm crying, but I'm not crying. @okaydonkeymag , @saraheshields , thank you for this beauty! I can't believe it's real! 😭💖
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Cathy Ulrich
1 year
LOOK AT HOW PRETTY!!! Thanks so much! 💖💖💖
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Okay Donkey Mag/Press
1 year
Hi, folks! It's release day for @loki_writes 's awesome new collection SMALL, BURNING THINGS!!! We're so excited to share this wonderful book with the world! Unfortunately, due to delays at the printer, copies are going to be just a little bit late in arriving! #flashfiction
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
I cut my own hair and this is the first day I don't completely hate it! 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
I think my favorite thing about being an editor is when you get a submission and you're one of the first people to read it, because how cool is it that someone wrote a thing and wanted YOU to read it? 😍😍😍
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
I! Have submitted some things today! And I have not been doing much writing or submitting lately because I am so very, very tired, so I am very much proud of myself right now, thank you. 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
6 years
*looks suspiciously from side to side* Y'all? *whispers* I just wrote something I'm really, REALLY proud of.
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
My daughter got this video of a little baby fox that had been hanging around our house. 💖🦊
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
Whoo, boy, just got an e-mail for a local writing workshop that asks the question "can women write as well as men?", so if you're wondering why I don't really participate much locally, *coughs politely*.
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
And now a message from our sponsors: If you are a white writer and are so offended by journals offering special submissions to writers of color that you must cry "racism," consider that perhaps your work wasn't going to be a good fit for that journal anyway. 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
So! Big publication day for me! 💖💖💖 I have a new story in @invisiblecitySF with empty desks and dead cats that are maybe loaves of bread and the games we're playing while we wait for your return:
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
I have a tiny story in @100word_story called "Your Girlfriend as a Weapon of Mass Destruction" which is about the thing the title says! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
6 years
Okay, what is up with writers blocking editors who have rejected them politely? This makes TWO in the last couple of weeks!!! Unless you're a perfect writer, you are going to end up blocking EVERYBODY!
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
I have a new murdered lady story in @adroitjournal with bad stripper jokes and a paper doll cutout and the obligatory scene in the strip club and it is my most unusual formatting ever, I hope you like it! 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
7 months
I have a story (where nothing happens) in the lovely new @trampset today! It was my attempt to write a story that's not about what it's about and I hope you will like it! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
1 year
Apparently, when you disregard every single one of my submission guidelines twice in a week (after being warned the first time), I'm somehow the bad guy for blocking you (and yeah, I'm leaving his name in there, but blocking what he called me. Hint: it's not "Cat.":
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
I'm so honored and grateful to have one of my @FRiGGmagazine Japan trio named to @Wigleaf 's Top 50! Thank you so much! And a murdered lady story from @gravelmag and my ghost bride story in @longleafreview longlisted? I AM NOT CRYING PROBABLY. 😭💖
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Cathy Ulrich
6 years
Seriously, it turns out if you warn the community about abusive predators in your midst, you stand a good chance of being blackballed by certain publications that staff people who call you a liar. So that's another fun thing about coming forward! This never goddamn ENDS.
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Cathy Ulrich
2 years
So honored to have my little @flashfroglitmag story selected to be part of this year's @bestmicrofic !! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
I have a new murdered lady story in @wigleaf today with stage moms and trembling siblings and dish soap: (And also my postcard is a bit of a love letter, I'd be super honored if you read it too! 💖)
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
Do NOT send me stories from the perspective of Trumpists as the victims being harassed by the evil left, I hate you, I reject you, do not waste my time, I am already in a bad mood because of sad things.
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Cathy Ulrich
1 year
So honored to have a murdered lady story from @PsmokeJournal on the longlist! Thanks so much, and congratulations to all! 💖💖💖
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shome dasgupta
1 year
The @Wigleaf Top 50 2023 & the Longlist are up! Thank you to our Guest Selecting Editor @VenitaBlackburn & to our Readers & Associate Series Editors! Just another way to celebrate writers, readers, & journals—all for very short fictions—all for the magic:
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
Omigosh omigosh omigosh omigosh *this has been another professional tweet by your pal Cathy, the calmest person ever*
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Okay Donkey Mag/Press
5 years
We've had some exciting times over here at the Okay Donkey headquarters in the last couple of days. This includes getting proofs of @loki_writes 's "Ghosts of You" in the mails. Check these babies out! 👀👀👀
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
I have a new story in @trampset today about a weather girl and the apocalypse and vivid dreams and dark lipstick:
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
As an editor, there are two types of stories that will always be an impossible sell for me: 1) "The Sympathetic Serial Killer." No. Absolutely no. 2) "What If Racism *GASP* Affected White People???" SERIOUSLY NO. (This has been a subtweet, thank you)
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
I have a new story about making daughters at home (it's called Homemade Daughters) in the lovely @ShabdAaweg today! Thank you so much!💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
6 years
I wasn't expecting any good news today, so thank you to @SundressPub for naming my Murder Ostrich story as a finalist for Best of the Net! 😭💖 And thank you so much to @SamRasnake , @bluefifthreview and @MichelleElvy for all your support for this story! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
A reminder: Just because people aren't sharing their feelings about certain things on social media doesn't mean they don't HAVE feelings, it might mean they don't feel safe sharing those feelings publicly. As always! Be kind. 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
I have a love story with sad little dictators and bodyguards and stew in Lincoln Review! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
6 years
Lecture time: I don't like when people say: "I could never write like this. I'm not as good as this." Sure, maybe you can't write like the person you just read, but neither can they write like you. You are all creating amazing things. 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
I have a story about purses and the things we find in them in @fivesouthlit ! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
*sniffles* At work at the comic book store and *sniffles again* I JUST RANG UP A COPY OF MY OWN BOOK FOR A CUSTOMER *sniffles a third time* I'm so *sniffles* HAPPY! 😭😭😭
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
I have a girl detective story with a slow universe and knowing and forgetting and I like the Talking Heads in the amazing @JukedMagazine !! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
Sooooo, it is one week until my book comes out! ONE ONLY WEEK! THAT IS ALL! A WEEK! *squees* To celebrate, I'm going to shout out some lovely folks who supported me and this book today! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
She took two months, she's kind of goofy-looking, but she is finally finished: the little beaded mermaid! 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
I made a choker and I think it's pretty schnazzy! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
Thank you so much, @thecitronreview ! 💖💖💖
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The Citron Review
4 years
We're so proud to announce this year's nominations for the @bestmicrofic anthology. Thanks for being excellent: @DHValdez_31 , @loki_writes , Christina Marie Glessner, @Steiner_Reads , @niles_reddick , and Sheila Dong. #bestof2020 #bestmicrofiction
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
I'd love to get some recommendations for journals that don't charge for submissions! I had come into some money (okay, earned money for hard work) last year, but I don't have the money to spare right now, and I keep finding places that charge. 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
6 years
I have a new astronaut love story out today, and it even won a contest which is a thing that never happens to me, so thank you so much @Sunlight_Press , @beingrudri , @sebburrell ! 💖💖💖
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The Sunlight Press
6 years
A Bouquet of Stars by @loki_writes is the winner of our first Flash Fiction contest. We received over 100 submissions and our staff picked Cathy as the recipient of a $100 cash award. Congrats to Cathy and our finalists!
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Cathy Ulrich
1 year
Gotta love a journal who keeps you waiting six months for a response, then declines your piece for being "previously published," then sends you a link to a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY to prove you wrong about your submission NOT being previously published. 😒
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
And thank you so much to the editors/journals who published my three @Wigleaf longlist stories: @longleafreview , @GhostParachute and @CraftLiterary ! So grateful for your support! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
One thing I can't stand is the people who follow you, then when you follow them back, they unfollow you so they can bolster their numbers. I catch you doing that crap, I'm blocking you, I don't care how important you are. (Yes, this is a subtweet for the woman I just blocked.)
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
I wrote a very tiny ghost story and it is in the beautiful @lunatefiction today! 💖👻
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
Man, some form rejections are so brutal, you kind of wonder if the editor selected the "please never darken our door with your words again" option.
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
Yay, my first acceptance after *checks notes* OVER ONE DOZEN REJECTIONS.
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
So incredibly grateful and honored to have my talking giraffes story from @TinyMolecules be a part of this year's @bestmicrofic ! And to have my wee little ghost story from @lunatefiction be an honorable mention! Thank you so much! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
Just blocked this guy, but WTH? He was following me but he doesn't get I'm not into white supremacy?
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
I have a new astronaut love story with a sad road trip and a promise to wait in the new issue of @JetFuelReview ! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
First haircut in a year!!! I feel so much lighter! Plus, my hair remembered it is curly. 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
2 years
What are some journals with a pretty quick turnaround? Other than Milk Candy Review, of course! 😂
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Cathy Ulrich
1 year
Yay!! It's here and so pretty in person!! Thank you so much, @okaydonkeymag ! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
Hi, y'all. Been taking a wee break to deal with some personal stuff that has been pretty hard, but I'm so honored and grateful to be part of the first issue of @TruffleLitMag with a story about birds who used to be children:
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Cathy Ulrich
7 years
I don't usually announce this kind of thing 'cause it makes me shy, but THANK YOU @Wigleaf for my @PushcartPrize nomination for Where the Drowned Ride!!! Because you all know I've been having a hard time. I'm so grateful for this. 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
Thank you, @EcotoneMagazine !! So grateful to have three astronaut love stories in this beautiful issue! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
What kind of stories are hard sells for you? Like, no matter how good they are, the topic/characters/whatever just don't sing to you? For me, it's the "seeking my birth parents to understand myself" story. I'm adopted and I don't need to find my biological parents to know myself!
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Cathy Ulrich
3 years
Having a sad night, so I'm going to tweet some random favorite stories! 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
This spring, the day after I found out Kira had been murdered, I woke up to the sound of birdsong outside my window. Thank you so very much, @lumierereview , for making a home for this story about a girl I knew. 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
I know I should just be grateful to HAVE a job right now, but work today has been miserable and I am deeply unhappy and tired of men being condescending and rude to me when I am trying to explain something.
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Cathy Ulrich
2 years
I have a story in the lovely @Splonk1 today about watching someone you love die. Thank you so much! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
6 years
I have a story about girls and rituals and belly snakes and what we find in our hair (thanks to Meghan McClure for the title) in @honeyandlimelit :
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
My boss at the comic book store offered to carry a few copies of my book and he just texted me to say that two have already sold and that is really wonderful news and I am so lucky to have such a great boss! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
2 years
So happy to be working with the lovely folks of @okaydonkeymag and the amazing Sarah Shields again! 💖💖💖
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Okay Donkey Mag/Press
2 years
Hi, folks! We have a very last day of AWP 2023 Special Edition Newsletter with a very special announcement! So be sure to check it out! #flashfiction #shortstory
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
So, hey! I'm the writer of the month at @DrunkMonkeysWeb , which is way better than when I was employee of the month at Wendy's. Also, I have five new stories there, because I maybe write too damn many things. 💖💖💖
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Drunk Monkeys
5 years
Alright our EIC got distracted by some hullabaloo but guess what! Our December issue is here. We've got work by Adrien Kade Sdao, Ashley Miranda, Kimberly Justice, Writer of the Month Cathy Ulrich, staff writers Jeanne Obbard, Gabriel Ricard, and more:
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Cathy Ulrich
4 years
Thank you to everyone who has reached out to me! I am doing okay! Last weekend, something horrible happened to someone I know and, while it's not the sort of thing that can be fixed or get better, I am handling it, and everyone's kindness has meant so much. Thank you! 💖💖💖
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
Oh, hey! I have two astronaut love stories up in @SundogLit today! One has a pizza place with a pipe organ and the other has balloons and a quinceañera and I hope you will like them! 💖
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Cathy Ulrich
1 year
LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL THING THE AMAZING SARAH SHIELDS HAS CREATED!!!! 😍😍😍 Big thanks to the lovelies at @okaydonkeymag as well. 💖💖💖
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Okay Donkey Mag/Press
1 year
Hi, all! We've finally got a cover art reveal for @loki_writes 's SMALL, BURNING THINGS, a truly amazing second story collection. Art by the brilliant Sarah Shields, a perfect compliment to the cover of GHOSTS OF YOU. Pre-order the book here: #flashfiction
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Cathy Ulrich
6 years
I have a story in the amazing @matchbooklitmag about houses with strange doors and the things you find under your daughter's bed and breathing:
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Cathy Ulrich
5 years
That feeling when you've been unfollowed by a writer who never shared your work though you shared theirs plenty because they're IMPORTANT now.
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