In Chicago this weekend to answer the age old question:
"Should we do a little key?
Should we have a little line?"
(We're in line to pick up the key to our new apartment)
There's a guy at my gym who's trying to convince me to join his rugby league. He's gonna need to make it sound A LOT more homoerotic before I'll consider it.
Move out prayer:
Our Clorox Wipes
Who art in cabinet
Bleached be thy surface
Thy cleaning come
Thy will be done
On toilets as it is on sinks
Give me this money
This amount of money
That my landlord is holding ransom
Amen.
Results! In these states, this percentage of people believe they are in the Midwest. Chew on these results while we crunch the data down to the zip code level and get granular. What parts of these Midwestern states do you think will shade less Midwestern? All input welcome
A bag of granola keeps falling off my coffee table, and in my head, I know it's because of an open window. But in my heart, I want it to be a ghost who just fucking hates granola.
*reading an article about the health benefits of a vegan diet*
Hmm, maybe I'll add more beans to my diet.
*article tells me I'm literally Satan incarnate for consuming meat*
Well, time to eat a bacon cheeseburger and apply for a hunting license I guess
Not to flex my brain muscle too hard, but I am very excited and proud to say that I got a TA position this semester! I'm teaching 4 sections of psych 101 (and getting paid for it?!?)