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22, she/her | part time curve at circuit de monaco. full time tifosa through the f1 classic & modern eras.

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@loewshairpin
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see why i could never change teams. who the hell disappears for exactly 50 years, comes back for the 100th anniversary of le mans and wins it, and then the next year they overcome the rain and a hundred misfortunes to win again back to back. who does that? ferrari does.
@loewshairpin
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see why i could never change teams. who the hell disappears for exactly 50 years, comes back for the 100th anniversary of le mans and wins it. ferrari does.
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f1 cars behind the safety car:
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imagine an f1 fan wakes up from a 25 years long coma and we have to explain to them that schumacher and fittipaldi are teammates and their joint score will be 0 points
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@loewshairpin
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i do relate to max yelling desperately and smashing his drs button while going completely hysterical only to end up winning the race. dramatic bitches platform, president: max verstappen
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oh you're an f1 fan? explain every law of thermodynamics
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@loewshairpin
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i think some of you genuinely believe europeans get up in their country, go have breakfast in paris, study in amsterdam, have a coffee break in stockholm, lunch in istanbul, go read a book in prague, have a second coffee in rome and visit athens on their way back home in a day
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@loewshairpin
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let’s be honest, actual f1 fans can’t be the target audience for this book cause i can’t imagine reading it with a straight face
@elleppi_
𝘓𝘶𝘤 ¹⁶ 🌻
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ho trovato questo reel su Instagram e non so da dove iniziare con gli insulti.
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@loewshairpin
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paréceme unha palabra que tuiter efe un ten que coñecer
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@loewshairpin
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the ferrari hypercar has never run more than 8 hours. they quite literally have no idea how it can behave from now on. it might as well be like this
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perez has been in f1 since 2011, 7 seasons more than charles do whatever you want with this information
@Mick0402
Mick 💜 🇵🇸
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Random fact of the day: Charles Leclerc and Sergio Perez have the same amount of wins (5) Do whatever you want with this information
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@loewshairpin
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We understand that, with our agreement, Charles Leclerc has put out another thirst trap late this afternoon that has us all barking loudly. This is right and he is very hot. We will be howling until next year (and beyond).
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@loewshairpin
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orange fans: boo lewis: lmao thank you
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@loewshairpin
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give that Wolff a banana #Eurovision
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@loewshairpin
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p1 and p2 thinking of the guy in p5, crazy shit
@SCUDERIAFEMBOY
nini
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max is SUCH a shit stirrer im in tears like this is the paddocks gossip girl
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the day charles leclerc wins the world championship f1 media will remind us of when he crashed during q2 on the 2019 hungarian gp
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it's 3 am and i've found the ONLY valid reason to support any monarchy. monaco is only independent because of the monarchy, so if it disappears, monaco would belong to france and charles leclerc would be french, and that's just a no no
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no i'm flabbergasted actually. what's gotta have to go through your sick head to write with your whole chest "his teammate has a father and he doesn't" and what's gotta have to go through the sick head of whoever decided it was acceptable to publish
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it gave me flashbacks
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fia: we won’t penalize max for going off track charles: say no more
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the duality of life
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@loewshairpin
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i haven’t seen this meme yet so i made it
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f1 twitter: no bullying! also f1 twitter: what drivers you’d like to punch?
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2 years
“i am one to judge the teams decisions” charles honestly NO. ur teammate told his engineer to stop inventing on the radio. i promise you CAN speak actually you MUST speak or they will keep thinking it’s ok because you just take it all.
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@loewshairpin
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if you’re a f1 fan and joke about dead or injured drivers you’re not a f1 fan. hope this helps and even if it does not help it’s still facts 🤩
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how are we even discussing whether he’s right or not ☠️ would you rather win le mans or limp through the f1 tracks collecting p16s on a williams
@formularacers_
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🎙️| Antonio Giovinazzi: "Winning in Le Mans is bigger than driving in F1." [ @EnduranceInfo1 ] Do you agree?
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incident aside, george seems to be fed up of the fact that he’s stuck in a williams while the mercedes 2nd driver settles in his flop era
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✨ stop ✨ comparing ✨ mick ✨ to ✨ his ✨ father ✨ it ✨ doesn’t ✨ do ✨ him ✨ any ✨ good ✨ they’re ✨ different ✨ people ✨ and ✨ it ✨ only ✨ adds ✨ pressure ✨
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unpopular opinion or maybe not: betting sponsors are as bad as tobacco sponsors
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congratulations to everyone joking about alonso’s accident on exposing themselves as fucking idiots
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if you watch f1 and still aren’t aware of how essential ferrari is for the sport i’m sorry but do you really watch f1 or do you just tweet about it
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repeat after me: the halo might be ugly but it’s necessary
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“none of you are true tifosi” and their username is like ilovelando or mcpapayalover
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3 years
i had never thought about how it's trendy to joke that charles tries to murder people in race cars when he's actually had two friends die in race cars one of them being the guy that almost quite literally taught him how to drive. idk.
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do u know what was even hotter his engine later that race
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He was so hot for this
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🚨 BREAKING: several drivers disqualified from the drivers championship. charles leclerc inherits the title. congratulations to the monegasque!!
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this is my reaction to pretty much everything
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then coming out in the podium like this: 😃😊😇
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see why i could never change teams. who the hell disappears for exactly 50 years, comes back for the 100th anniversary of le mans and wins it. ferrari does.
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sorry but do not talk to me if you cannot recreate the coanda effect with a pair of paper clips, duck food and a blow dryer, a decent f1 fan would be able to, i do not talk to fake fans.
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max 🤝 charles awful at hiding how much they want to fight each other for championships
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training for when his daughter Monza is born
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personally if i were from fucking monaco and my home gp was the most iconic in the calendar and i have a chance to win it i would also want to break people’s necks if they fucked up my realistically possible win
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“A woman’s words can destroy a man’s life” no hun. The man destroys his own life with his actions. Hope this helps.
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the fact that he remains in his position with absolutely ZERO consequence is appalling, why did we ever stop mentioning it
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Jordan ¹��⁵
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Wait what???
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my classmates just made a gc to arrange zoom meetings to practice russian, 30 likes and i’ll make this the group picture
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no lando won't follow you from his anon acc and send you dms and fall in love with you. this ain't fanfiction and you ain't y/n
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how does he look like he’s aged 5 years in 1
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can you imagine red bull making a car with “unexpected limitations and the front end” that “puts verstappen into difficulty”? yeah maybe that’s why he’s on two tucking world championships already
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@aupasocio imagínate estarte sacando el carnet de conducir y que te metan ahí
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considering leclerc didn’t even start that race i do in fact not think she gets it
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Vincenzo Landino
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Georgina gets it
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or or hear me out max she didn’t want to be treated like shit by her father like u were with the aggravating factor that she’s be a girl in a boy dominated sport and he isn’t particularly known for being inclusive towards women in racing or in general ☠️
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“I think my sister probably had the same amount of talent as I had when I was little, but she just didn’t want it enough. She liked it but not enough to, like, fight for it, be fit, be ready. That’s fine, as long as you realise that.” ❤️❤️❤️
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how are you watching endurance racing and the very thing in your head is slandering charles leclerc i might have to call you a motorsport illiterate
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can you believe lando’s game didn’t crash when it mattered the most
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Carlos hun my culture is the same as yours and in my culture being racist isn’t okay so idk where you’re trying get
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remember when charles leclerc almost won the british gp on the 4th best car?
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@formulawah for brunch i usually go to edinburgh, it’s right next to it
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as creepy as an unrequested flirty dm is, men comparing it to groping someone without their consent just shows how little they know about sexual assault, i wish i could be that careless about it too
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our hearts are with ukraine!!! 12 points go to israel
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ya estoy empezando a dudar de si sainz ganaría a este pavo en una competición de cayetanos
@GeorgeRussell63
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Did someone say race week?
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death, taxes, lewandowski scores
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the baku castle seeing the ferrari number 16 approach it dangerously
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both seb and checo were done dirty by their teams, probably worse for checo since he still has 2 more years in his contract, should I expect to read the same slander against force india or whatever it’s called as I read against ferrari in may
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if you dislike jenson button i assume you're an awful person
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was nobody gonna tell me that benetton collabed with barbie and made a doll dressed in 90s f1 merch
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maybe if we stopped idolizing people and acknowledged nobody is a cute uwu angel whether they are publicly problematic or not... maybe if we did that...
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what a scam, mick and callum fans how are we feeling
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the white mom on the movies when life gets tough:
@ScenarioSeven
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ZAK SAT ALONE WITH A GLASS OF WINE AFTER THE RACE, I’m crying
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if a seat fit is destroying twitter this way the moment george leaves the pit lane on the merc we'll be calling an ambulance
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the category is french-speaking ferrari driver who flies planes, is good wheel to wheel, pushes the car to the limit, endears the tifosi, throws a dramatic tantrum every once in a while and looks like a cinnamon roll who could kill you in your sleep
@Vetteleclerc
tami.
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Charles Leclerc has started to take flying lessons! "I’ve never been particularly confident in a plane. This is something that has pushed me, to pass my plane license so if ever something went wrong, I would understand it all and I can be in control."
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charles is putting his whole leclercussy into this gp, i will not be able to deal with the pain if it goes wrong
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fernando alonso made his f1 debut before I was even born and I’m turning 19 this year, I don’t know maybe it’s time to LET GO
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yeah for the better
@forzaferrari7
Tom Arnold
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How things have changed....🤦🏼‍♂️ #F1
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i cant even understand the reasoning behind having your two drivers suggest the same call but only deciding to go for it when your second driver suggests it and after you’ve already fucked the strategy for your number one who was leading 5s in front
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u know ferrari might not have the best twitter admin but at least we make sure our cars finish the races with enough fuel
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my last three braincells during an exam
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“happy” 14 years of this
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charles leclerc in a few moments trying to qualify decently in singapore with a setup that once again magically mate itself worse
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people be like “Charles didn’t do shit today” I mean his car broke idk what y’all wanted him to do
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no helicopter = no session. period. these will be the same kinda people who pretend to mourn when someone gets seriously injured.
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For someone who originally wasn’t going to attend a race this year because it would be a risk for their health - this is very rich. Have some common sense. Don’t be a spoilt brat. And don’t be ignorant.
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what happened to the “it’s not merc’s fault that everyone else made worse cars” 🤭
@fastpitstop
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So instead of bringing the field closer together we have 2 frontrunners with a massive gap to the midfield and 2 backmarkers with a massive gab to the midfield. For the sake of Formula 1 we should just bring 2021 back.
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no but why the fuck are people bringing up other drivers even from the fucking 90s like bro. i'm talking about the current situation cause it's what i've seen. some other day we'll analyze the misogyny and multiple phobias in the 90s but i'm talking about fucking 2020 dude
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today on straight white men get offended on the internet: a f1 driver painted his nails
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@morgclaren @Carlossainz55 he’s very happy very thankful to everyone who has supported him all the way here and he loves McLaren and wants to finish off his McLaren career well and then focus on ferrari
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eurovision x f1: how europe's favorite tv show and racing series intertwine through the decades, a thread✨
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i’m straight up not gonna reply to anyone who thinks a driver forgets how to drive overnight and suddenly loses 7 tenths to his usually slower teammate like do not come into my mentions if you’re evidently stupid
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wasn’t anyone gonna tell me abba sponsored an f1 team in 1981
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me when the pit stop is more than 3s
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@Charles_Leclerc took you long enough
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why do we have to lecture y’all on who james hunt actually was every 15 business days?
@RexTheHunt
(((Rex the Hunt))) 🕊️
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We need someone like James Hunt in F1 again! Today’s drivers are a bunch of wet maggots in comparison. #F1 #JamesHunt
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their disgrace is really bringing them together I love them
@sebvettelnews
#DankeSeb ♡
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Seb & @Charles_Leclerc , earlier today 😄 #BelgianGP 🇧🇪 #Vettel #SV5
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so basically the FIA wouldn’t have even noticed the pink merc was ilegal if someone else hadn’t told them? how are they? not making sure? their own rules are followed?
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italy vs switzerland
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this doing numbers
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considering the amount of people in this app and this fandom who will never see the wrong on what their favs do despite saying that they do, i'm happy to say that i'm not scared to call mine a fucking idiot if needed. blindness or silence was never an option in this account.
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easy with the interactions if he sees this i’m gonna have to deactivate
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how do you, like, lose TWO races back to back from POLE for all but your fault, while trying to fight for the championship, and manage to suppress your will to commit arson? reduce the entire fucking paddock down to ashes? i could NEVER be a driver
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melendi viendo como le suben los streams de El Nano en spotify
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✨ the person in my icon travelled abroad during a global pandemic and got covid ✨ i do hope charles gets better soon and doesnt get bad symptoms ✨ but dont be like him ✨ stay home unless it’s essential to go out and wear a mask ✨ your fucking holidays and parties can wait ✨
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this is formula 1, where most of what happens is, in fact, pr
@rossitocarlito
bella
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“pr friendship” girl this is formula 1 not a press tour for a mediocre movie
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