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✩˚｡⋆ retrospring:
✩˚｡⋆ ao3:
✩˚｡⋆ ───── all fics below ─────
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filming this in a random park behind the mucore japan building is the perfect environment to match someone's freak in
MATTHEW AND KEEHO NASTY GIRL CHALLENGE I'M SCREAMING 😭😭
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telling them to play the kissing game to strengthen group bonds is so goddamn funny
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crying you can see exactly when he starts to get serious about this. he's like Ok Wait
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neul really joined a competition with 97 other guys and developed an instant crush on the guy ranked first. and then that guy in question started chasing after neul because he was equally obsessed. how does that happen. who wrote this
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he was built to be pampered and should never ever be mildly inconvenienced
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neul steps out of korea for 1 second and we are subjected to bin's thirst trap selfies. Why Must All Of Us Be Involved
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some of you are suggesting bin stops being so down-bad. that he should stand up. NO. i hope he never stops! one of the best parts about bnb is that they're a year into this and neither of them can contain themselves around each other. endless honeymoon phase. personally i love it
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what do you mean neul cooked bin food and he was so touched by the gesture that he ate it even though it was terrible. what do you mean
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one thing i'm bitter about is how we don't get birthday shitposting on the zb1 twitter account from the members ([worst image of them sleeping backstage with their mouth open] "happy birthday to my beloved hyung"). i feel this Loss
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fan: what if you tripped outside and fell down and you got amnesia and you forgot neul forever and then you PASSED AWAY. would you be sad
bin: anybody wanna ask me about my day
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i think we're just forgetting what a bus stop is: a place, temporary, before you eventually move on to your next destination.
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hao2binz dynamics are so good. hao's version of care is letting gyuvin do whatever he wants & providing him. hanbin threatens to put gyuvin in the trunk of his car & yet they've never laughed more together
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what if you were WORKING IN A CUBICLE and you were TRAPPED IN A VIDEO GAME and you were A COWBOY and then you were GAY
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every time they say they "fight", i need you guys to know that it's literally just them bickering about dinner menus and what they're doing later and other small, irrelevant things. it's neul getting pouty and it's bin's insistent teasing lol
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on my 15th watch of this and i just realized jw is third-wheeling to a degree previously unknown to mankind
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hao, his eyes enormous: you PUSH hao? you push his body out of the way? oh! oh! jail for hanbin! jail for hanbin for One Thousand Years!!!!
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in retrospect, bin saying neul looks alluring on all fours was actually insane, and we totally moved on too quickly from that
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what happens when a chronic waist-holder and a guy who always wants physical touch and affection get together
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it's insane that hanbin actively chooses to spend what little down time he has with two people he loves, and akgaes will still be like, "he should be on my screen instead because that would please me. also he hates them."
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funniest part about this is when neul smacks bin's thigh because he dared to let go of neul's hand for 15 seconds
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it has occurred to me that hao is daechinso's number one guest congrats
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not sure why the staff insist on directing them every step of the way during a live? everything just comes off as extremely awkward. i need them to give them a concept and step back because everyone there looks kind of uncomfortable
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timeline right now
oomf 1: bin nipple. Bin Nipple
oomf 2: [posting each angle of the waist grab, one by one]
oomf 3: i'm gay
oomf 4: [day 3 of discourse]
oomf 5: guys just light 1 more candle for the bnb selca, we can do it, guys please
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here's how hanbin viralism can directly impact unique listeners for the next album
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sorry it's just incredibly funny to me how much bin puts up with, like letting sweaty neul take naps in his bed for example, but he draws the line at durian kisses, & this makes neul have a meltdown. buddy, you're the most spoiled person on this planet,
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"he was so shocked" put some respect on jaehyun's name. he's head of the fudanshi affairs department, korean division, at yaoi international
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i'm going to say something controversial yet brave but stay with me here. as shitty as w1 is.... sometimes.... they are not responsible for some things you guys get mad at
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neul saying bin gives him massages all time, bin saying he would knead/make biscuits if he was a cat to let neul know it was him. i've connected the two dots
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hao thinks that if he pouts and whines he will get whatever he wants. he's right
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something something neul is a leo so he's attracted to ambition/someone who pushes him, bin is a gemini so he's attracted to someone exactly like him and just as weird. something something
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allow me to tinhat for a second. hanbin's hair is a really nice ashy sort of blonde (that suits his skin tone well!) but taerae's blonde is very yellow. which could mean that taerae will be going an Unnatural™ colour soon, such as bright red or pink
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i still lowkey believe they got engaged in paris........ i mean i also think they fucked raw for the first time but really i think we should focus on the engagement. anyway congrats
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you actually don't have to tinhat about bnb 520 dorm sex. you just have to look into your heart and you'll know that it's real and true
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on a positive note, this is incredible (they're so in sync!) and i'm so happy that they got to do this together
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i love hanbin's teeth. they're so pretty. such a good set of teeth. if he so much as Thinks about veneers, i hope loud sirens go off in the vicinity
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neul will be like "and we fought!" and it's the exact same way he exaggerates "bin pushed me" because he's just like that
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ppusamz paired up for the "i love you" game tonight and ricky at the back saying "kiss 2x" 😭😭
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i know we were all like "they're gonna stick neulbin at opposite ends of the table but they'll keep staring at each other". but it's another thing to watch this happen in real time
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so if wakeone aren't busy preparing for their artist(s) album release(s) and they aren't working on heavy promotion and they aren't answering emails. then what the fuck are they doing over there
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this poll making it abundantly clear why slow burn and yearning and pining and longfic get no hits on ao3
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i hope they never stop giving hao wands and bubble toys, he's always excitedly waving those things around with the happiest expression on his face
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neulbin is so good because it's literally Guy Who Will Get Mad If You Don't Remember Every Minor Detail About Him and Guy Who Remembers Every Minor Detail Because He's Obsessed we dont deserve this
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when hao was looking up that bar table, didn't he say that the others hang out at his place a lot, or am i misremembering this. because this is very cute but also emotionally devastating
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remember when bin was doing a live and he had stubble and then 15 minutes later he showed up in neul's room clean-shaven? anyway that's what i'm thinking about this evening
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the thing about gyuvin is that he loves so much; heart on his sleeve, it pours out of him in bucketfuls, and not once does he ever think to contain it
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innocuous affairs
⁀➷ bnb
⁀➷ e, 14k
⁀➷ hiring an actor off a marketplace app
⁀➷ crack treated seriously, hopeless shenanigans and mischief at weddings
⁀➷ written for
@rainbow_zerose
ao3 🔗:
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and so blessed be.
➸ bnb
➸ practical magic au
➸ slow burn, angst, do you ever yearn?
ao3 🔗:
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these sanguine skies
➸ bnb
➸ practical magic au companion piece
➸ slow burn, angst, character study, e rating
ao3 🔗:
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bin my brother.... after what he pulled for your birthday idk if just a 뽀뽀 will cut it
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the fucking staff just standing there no wonder it's so short and no fun lmfao
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you think i'll ever get tired of seeing neul do something no one else finds funny, only for the camera to cut to bin going 🥰 ??? no!!
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i hate when groups are made to perform on wet stages. do we not remember gfriend in 2015? this is an injury just waiting to happen. & then like clockwork we get the "look at how professional they are!" comments. they shouldn't have to be! there should be safety measures in place
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w1 is scared of a haobin live because they can't edit it to hell and back & the boys might actually have fun
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you always have to take those fansign repos with a grain of salt. that being said, that's an insane thing to say and congratulations to the two of you
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these solo birthday lives are so aggravating like the other members want to join so bad
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i was planning on putting dry humping in my next work but seeing these responses... i will be putting it in and doubling the word count
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@neultomybin
the other two having a front row seat for the worst flirting you've ever seen in your entire life. 4 months of this
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every day someone on here posts a photo that's invading the members' privacy. and every day i see it 15 times on the timeline because no one seems to care?
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do NOT separate them ‼️ 1 day apart and they start reenacting romcom scenes at airports and staring at each other's photos in heart-shaped lockets and transcribing keats
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@ze_rowan
i know people have no shame but this is getting ridiculous 😭 can we be normal fkfjsd
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about this time, in august
✧˖* bnb
✧˖* alternate universe - 1990s
✧˖* childhood friends to lovers, end of the world, fluff and angst, mcd
mind all tags and warnings
written for
#haotmealficfest2024
#thankyouhaotmeal
@haotmeal
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@neulbinyeope
bin: idk i'm not feeling seafood tonight, baby
neul: we FOUGHT!! [NOT CLICKBAIT] [REAL]
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NO MORE DISCOURSE who in zb1 would be most successful at putting together ikea furniture
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i've been feeling pretty unsure and unconfident lately, but i did reach a pretty cool milestone. so thank you, everyone 🫶💕
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it's one thing to watch this in clips, but it's another thing to watch this entirely & notice all the little things. the soft voice they use with each other, neul tapping bin's arm, the lingering hand on the waist, neul's little "i'm happy!" at the end
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it's actually the domestic stuff that gets me
"we kiss" = ok
"we cook and do laundry together" = Knockdown
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w1 is actually just an elaborate photocard printing operation dressed up as a music label. i'm hearing about an august comeback and i know that means 1 million new pobs
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never understood the insistence from a specific subset of fans who constantly tell idols, to their face, exactly how they should act/what they should do/how they should look/etc. just stan someone else if you don't like it?
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happy wip wednesday
it's wednesday. choose a (short) preview of a wip based off of the working title
(first one is "within these hands, i hold the universe")
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🐻 your english is so... so well!
🦊 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ guys they're complimenting my english. not like i'm a canadian ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
mattparkz 😂
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i estimated this fic to be 16k and now it's looking to be like 30k because i simply cannot stop yapping and studying hb underneath a microscope. my bad
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if you see a video of the group members, please ask yourself, 1. who is taking this video? 2. how was a video like this possible/what were the circumstances that made this possible? and if any of the answers are similar to "a fan chasing them around town" maybe don't engage
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@zhangkeita
additionally, neul's social battery running out and him texting bin to pick him up, and him going "sorry everyone, my ride's here"
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