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self love is gay .....
always live a stressful life , always be serious , dont crave for a woman , dont share problems with anyone, suffer alone like a real man ........
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please show pic of "after one year"
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don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions ?
I do.
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@cinnabar_dust
@eyrahul
yaar aap komolika ki tarah har kisi ka rishta kharab karne me lagi rehti hai 😂😂😂😂😂
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shaadi se darr nahi lagta sahab ....
apni jaisi aulad se darr lagta hai .....
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* DOB checked *
* kundali checked *
* family checked*
*gotra checked *
*cast checked *
*education checked *
and then they say
* JODI TOH UPAR WALA BANATA HAI *
🤣🤣
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25 lakh toh fees hai bc IIM ki ....ab nahi dena CAT bc 😂😂 ....isse accha fortuner kharid lu🤣
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@karanbirtinna
my ex gf told me that it was for me, but then she got upset when i put it on ....thats how we broke up....
i will never understand women ....
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he : instagram chalati ho ??
she : nahi , me peche baith jaungi tum chala lena ..
he :
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teacher : ur son will not achieve anything in life ...
my father : u just wait and watch !!
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. * after 15 years *
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my father : she was right ...
😭😭🤣
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she : do u like me ?
me : no .....
she : 😔😔
me : u never asked if i love u ?
she : do u love me ? 😍😍
me : No
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tell ur 12th percentage ...
correct answers only🤣
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kaha tak padhai ki ho be ?? 😂😂😂.... Angels hota hai wo ... geometry wala hai jo tum ne likha hai🤣🤣 .....starkid
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indian parents beat up kid after he gets B+ in blood test when d neighbor's kid got A+ ..........
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nibbi : earth ka weight kya hai ??
nibba : 50kg
nibbi : kaise ?
nibba : kyuki tum hi meri duniya ho
nibbi :
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हसीना ने मस्जिद के सामने घर क्या खरीदा ....
पल भर में सारा शहर नमाज़ी हो गया ....
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degree is just a paper ...
real education is seen in ur behaviour ...
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may the sex you r planning tomorrow , leads to pregnancy ....
goodnight .
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women should not have children after 35.
Really, 35 children are enough .....
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Salena = taki taki
Neha kakkar = saki saki
Babu rao = rakh teri maki
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kabhi kabhi toh samajh hi nahi aata ....
ki saala internet free hai ya hum log ...
😹😹🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dentist: This will hurt a little.
Patient: ok .
Dentist: I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.
😹😹
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bahaut hard work lagi hai isme ...my art work , accha laga toh like kare 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
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दैनिक भास्कर बहुत अच्छा अखबार है कचोरी का पूरा तेल सोख लेता है......
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*game of thrones to Maharashtra politics right now *🤣
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when 10th grade students promoted to 11th without board exams :
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he : i love u
she : i love u too
he : me bankrupt ho gaya hu
she : i hate u ....
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रद्दी तक त��ली जाती है तराज़ू में बिकने से पहले ....
तुम्हें कोई परख रहा है तो बुरा क्या है ....
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kapde pehen lo
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played cricket in my vicinity last evening ....ten runs were needed in last ball ....we started beating d bowler and forced him to accept dat it was a no ball .....
btw we won d match ...😊😊😊😊😊
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bachpan me mujhe lagta tha Sensex bahaut gandi chez hai ..😹😹🤣😹🤣😹🤣
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*death*
yamraj : chalo , me tumhe lene aaya hu ...
me :ha chal ...aur side me gadi rokna , cigarette le lenge ...
😹🤣🤣🤣
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itna sarcasm bhi na mara karo ki chutiye hi lagne lago .
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har ladki ke pas bf hai
aur har ladka yaha single hai
ye majra kya hai bc ..
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itna maaza kyu aa raha hai
tu ne hawa me ganja milaya
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happy mother's day mother , u r lucky to have me ......🤣
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to reduce smoking , i decided dat i will smoke only when i will drink .......
then i started drinking daily .
😹😹
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people who make fun of themselves r actually d most confident ......
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if a bro asks another bro to keep a secret , he shall take that secret to his grave .....
thats what make them bros , not chicks .....
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*14 years old nibbi when she makes her boyfriend quit smoking*
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ek din mausi ne bola itna daaru piyega toh kidney transplant karna padega ....
baat sach nikli .... kidney transplant toh kar liya .....
par ab mausi nahi rahi .....
😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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teacher : sing a song .
student : aaj me upar , aasma neeche 🎵🎵 ...
teacher : chup kar saale aasma meri biwi ka naam hai ...
😹🤣😹🤣😹🤣
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everything is justified if ppl r rich
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go to Google
type 50 most famous women
click on d first link
check no 7 .
thanks me later😹😹🤣
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एक खूबसूरत सा रिश्ता यू खत्म हो गया....
हम दोस्ती निभाते रहे और उसे इश्क हो गया.....
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3 idiots film dekh ke commerce aur arts wale bacche bhi emotional ho jaate hai ......
saalo tum logo ko kon sa dard hai be ....😂😂😂
#nooffence
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in a world where u can be anything , be number 50 ....
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किसी का इश्क़ किसी का ख्याल थे हम भी....
गए दिनों में बहुत लाजवाब थे हम भी.....
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some girls r so beautiful dat sometimes i look at d sky and say to god " well done bro " ...😹😹😋
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आंखों के नीचे काले घेरे बताते हैं....
होठों पर जो मुस्कान हैं झूठी है....
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