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@lmzftbl

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Joined January 2021

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@lmzftbl

1 year

@Rzj77_ WC campaign high-key damaged the perception of him.

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@lmzftbl

7 months

@IsmaillIlIlI so that’s a racist in Calafiori a r4pist in Partey, a zionist in Zinchenko and a terrorist in Arteta, we’ve completed the set….

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2 months

@DJ___129 Slot wins the title in his first season AND Teta breaks Spurs's duck?!! Lynching, beheading, execution, castration, decapitation, are all required in that scenario I'm afraid.

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@lmzftbl

4 months

@roqueburner Yamal is dubbed world class for that cross lol can you lot just lay off the agenda for once.

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3 months

@fxckpgmol One of the biggest xG cheaters in Premier League history and he doesn’t score that bread and butter chance? #noooticing.

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@lmzftbl

5 months

@Lhastim3 ppl in the replies not getting the reference is killing me.

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@lmzftbl

5 months

@abzzinhoo Drogba dunked on us many times but he was never involved in THRASHINGS like 4s, 5s, 6s, 7s. Salah's dunked on Utd 4-0, 5-0 and 7-0 and registered 11 G/A in those 3 games.

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@lmzftbl

1 year

@MuskCaughtAP 36 g/a in 53 games is not underwhelming at all.

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7 months

@JadenAFC France are really fooling ppl this tournament, they’ve arguably been on the same level if not worse than England.

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@lmzftbl

7 months

@HAftbl Take a look at the guy’s WikiPedia page and tell me he wouldn’t get a statue at any other club with that resume. Madrid aren’t real looool they’re to op.

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2 months

@fuadyabz23 Cos he’s a dribbly winger and that’s all 90% of “purist” FT care about.

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@lmzftbl

8 months

@TheOfficialFNG I’ve never seen so many different things occur in one video.

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2 months

@osowxvyy serious undertones in this video.

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4 months

@ibrahimaalfc You’re such a robot man, like genuinely.

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3 months

@fxckpgmol Don’t forget “subbing on young players” cos it’s all for PR and Arteta doesn’t really care about them.

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@lmzftbl

10 months

@Ic3Evaa Goal vs Spurs to put us in the lead, assist vs United to put us in the lead, assist vs Chelsea to equalise, goal vs Liverpool to put us in the lead.

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2 months

@Afc_DW 11 would’ve done that foot to foot ball skill and then gone down the line, cross with his left and it would’ve been cleared away.

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4 months

@Rzj77_ Man City being drunk on the 25th of May 2024 saved my life.

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1 month

@userr290521 He’s the type of player that, because he didn’t have the stats, his brilliance kinda fades as time goes on. The stats are concrete and there to be seen, anyone can look over stats from 5/10 years ago but Hazard’s 10/10 no G/A performances fade over time.

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3 months

@Souster98_YT Nowadays, it would be a red card, 7 game ban and a Sky Sports 50 minute segment on Monday Night Football.

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@lmzftbl

4 months

@Gideoomatic We play you in December, he'll be long gone by then ffs.

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2 years

why do they slap that audio of Carra talking about ESR on every player comp like he's talking about them.

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4 months

@c00ngolese 75% of Palmer's assists this season have been 6 yard passes to Madueke btw.

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@lmzftbl

6 months

@Gideoomatic Salah.Saka.Foden.Palmer.Odegaard.Diaz.Eze.Gordon.Isak.Bernardo.Bruno Fernandes.Rashford.Kulusevski.Bergvall.Trossard.Oscar Bobb.Amad Diallo.Garnacho.KDB.Minteh.Mitoma.Rutter.Hudson Odoi.Gibbs White.Elanga.Kudus.Bowen.Paqueta.Summerville.

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2 months

@7Erzil Tough schedule but I still feel we should’ve picked up more points than we should’ve. At least 3-6.

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@lmzftbl

7 months

@cagiago_ bricking your own club for likes is nasty work.

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@lmzftbl

3 years

jojo bonito is alive

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@lmzftbl

2 years

in a world where the RW market is so sparse, having this man randomly spawn into your academy brings particular satisfaction

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@lmzftbl

2 years

you can have your Darwin Noonsh suffer ball whilst we enjoy real footy 👍

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2 years

Gabriel Jesus has 5 goals and 7 assists in 23 games for Arsenal and is seen as one of the signings of the season. Yet Darwin Nunez has 9 goals and 3 assists in 17 games and is seen so far as a flop. It's comical😂.

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24 days

@CasaDupre The manager is Sir Alex’s son, disappointing cos I’m certain he’d have brought the kid on.

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4 months

You have to go back to the 26th of April 2023 for the last time Bukayo Saka was subbed off when his team were losing.

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7 months

@Ic3Evaa pre World Cup Jesus was genuinely R9 reincarnated, he even went on like a 10 game goal drought yet was still phenomenal.

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4 months

@kae1enftbl_ In his interview after arrival, he stressed the fact he spoke with Teta and Edu and he was sold by the project. Arteta pillow talk is crazy.

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3 months

@Ic3Evaa Winning the Ballon’dor because he’s “intelligent” and “graduated college”, I’m sorry is this footballs most prestigious individual award or is it the Nobel peace prize?.

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3 months

@316simsim his first touch/setting of his next action is very very underrated.

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4 months

@isoquince Players like Silva, Aguero, Kompany simply don’t get the props they should do, probably due to not being part of the 4peat, UCL win. They’re almost forgotten about.

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5 months

@abzMCFC___ Will Still has led Reims to an 19-game unbeaten run in all competitions. At 30 years old, he’s the youngest manager in Europe’s top five leagues . Reims pay a £22,000 fine each time Still manages because he doesn’t have his UEFA Pro license….

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3 months

@osowxvyy Do people not understanding code switching, surely they don’t expect him to speak the same as he would next to Palmer/Colwill or smthing.

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1 month

@4ktoby We binned him for the better keeper?.

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1 month

@Bd_irB_ll Madrid really have Prem fans in a cuckhold, if you don’t win anything in X amount of years “oh it’s time to go to Madrid”.

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2 months

@MuskCaughtAP 3 corner assists from 10 assists nice try pal 👍.

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1 month

@1danzy Many fanbases can drag us for bottling titles but Liverpool fans definitely aren’t one of them ☠️.

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1 year

@xahsss Bro I forgot clubs can make transfers this month, it’s been so dry.

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10 months

@lep1ncheurr 1.2k likes. and ppl get annoyed when we call it racism loool.

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3 months

@aliftbll He did really well against Salah, he burned him one time when he did that turn and burst down the line but even then, Timber still managed to recover. Timber is a crazy athlete, he shouldn’t have been able to play this much whilst off the back of an ACL but he has.

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4 months

@TMftbl he's younger than Saka lol i don't think people deep that.

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4 months

@D4KAComps fans are gonna be checking the scores of 7 other teams to make sure it doesn't affect their club's progression 😭😭.

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2 months

@tha_CEO_ @afcjxmes They laughed at him as well when he mentioned the time taken to shoot, any PK goal or miss I’ve seen has only reaffirmed his point lol.

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7 months

@AcademyScoop @htomufc @afcjxmes You clearly think Amad is better than Saka so do you think Amad is world class?.

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9 months

I meant it when I said Amad is a better footballer than Saka when fit.

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11 months

@PepeProp I genuinely couldn’t tell you one result from that UEL campaign.

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10 days

@m4wiii I think it’s our best performance of his time with us, to say we dominated Liverpool that day is an understatement. We created 3.5xG and 6 big chances, it was the most xG in a game Klopp had ever conceded with Liverpool.

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1 year

@Gideoomatic forcing it so much icl, the ball was glued to his foot, didn't look that bad.

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3 months

@nufcpb “Saka always fit for the next Arsenal game after limping” . If you ignore the fact he literally missed a PL and UCL game this season after limping off injured for England, but hey agenda must agend.

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7 months

@AcademyScoop @htomufc @afcjxmes Fair enough, I simply think it’s crazy to suggest Amad is better than Saka simply because he possesses a more aesthetically pleasing play style. And anyway, Amad has played no where near enough minutes in his career to say he’s superior. But each to their own ig 🤷‍♂️.

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3 months

@osowxvyy He turns like a truck loool, gives me heart palpitations and makes me think he’s gonna lose it but then he manages to pass it. Thought he was good yesterday though lol.

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@lmzftbl

8 months

@JadenAFC A man was upside down in an excruciatingly enclosed cave for 28 hours…quite literally crawled into his grave.

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4 months

@Ic3Evaa "Will always killing me" when p0rn brain escalates to CTE.

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11 months

@ahmed1of1 Havertz low-key.

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2 months

@10quincyy Maybe, wait for this one, because he’s actually hurt and not limping to escape a stinker 😱😱😱😱🤯.

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5 months

@mimitheblogger I feel like AJ actually holds that view but he clocked it was too dark so he spun it as a 'revenge' comment.

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1 month

@allthatyouget There’s this weird thing entrenched in this fanbase where you need to crash another player down in order to big another player up, very odd.

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@ruukayo_ Saying another pro footballer is rubbish in front of a pro footballer is kinda mad.

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