in any case, let's journey forth with the same zeal as my friend's grandfather who, on his death bed, self-published an autobiography titled "It's Been Fun!"

@noble_causes hey there -- I'm a reporter working on a story about the fires and have a question for you! mind following so I can DM?

@EricMennel aaron sorkin doesn't care what you think of nicole kidman as lucille ball!

hello @LoveisBlindShow shouldn't the experiment eventually end?

I tried taglining this series "no two men should have all that power," but no dice

@zzdoublezz also tbh a lot of Tom Jones

hello @Apple I can’t sleep and so I got to thinking about my resentments which I’ve decided to reframe as “opportunities for growth” and the best opportunity I can think of is the one you have to make saved voice memos much easier to locate on iPhones

@dtaberski I'm glad you asked! He HAD seen it, but then she asked if he'd seen ALL of The Office, and he hadn't.

WHAT ARE YOUR TIPS AND TRICKS FOR STOPPING A LOCAL SQUIRREL FROM DIGGING OUT ALL OF THE DILL I'M GROWING

@jamesncantrell Hey James -- I'm a reporter trying to get in touch for a story. Mind following me back so I can DM you?

@thongria

just received word from WeWork that offices are making a comeback

@caitlan_deniro I’m from literally McLean, VA and wanted to affirm that yes, I’m positive you’re right

they’re playing ‘rape me’ at the erewhon in silverlake

RT @DannyDrinksWine: Anjelica Huston & Liza Minnelli on a road trip to Mexico, 1975.

RT @realDonaldTrump: Judy Garland was much better, to put it mildly! #Oscars

Hidden in the cellar? It’s Debbie Wasserman Schultz, preemptively motioning to impeach Donald Trump!