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Lizzi Cochrane

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Small business owner. Deadhead. Democrat. Granny. Fuck the GQP #HarrisWalz2024 🌊🍑🇺🇲❤️⚡

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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
This is my husband Rick. He's not on Twitter. He has survived: Double bypass, 1/14/19, abdominal aorta surgery 7/22/20 and Covid19, + on 8/8/20. He's still here. Show him some love❤
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3 years
Great question 🤔
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3 years
I'm 57 and just realized that Ore-Ida stands for Oregon + Idaho. I feel stupid
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
These people I swear🙄
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3 years
Not sure the younger crowd will get this😂 Happy Tuesday y'all!😀
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
Husband is recovered from Covid19 and abdominal surgery!❤
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Lizzi Cochrane
2 years
My new home🥰🏠 closed today!🥳
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Lizzi Cochrane
2 years
Fly high, mom. 1/2/36 - 5/9/22❤️ (My baby sister Jean pictured)
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
And so it begins. My sweet husband has tested positive. Which means I'm most likely positive. He was infected at the hospital after his abdominal surgery. Good vibes, prayers, whatever, will be appreciated.😪
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
I agree. What do you store in yours?
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4 years
I heard he hates this pic. The camera always adds 300 lbs.
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
Here goes: As a survivor of two suicide attempts, it is NEVER OKAY to ridicule, discount or disbelieve someone in crisis. This is a difficult tweet to post. My uncomfortableness is outweighed by importance. If you need help, I'm here. Because I've been there.❤️
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
If these were Black people, they'd be getting arrested.
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
It's my 58th birthday today. Not feeling it. 🤕
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3 years
My Sadie is 4 today🎈🎂🎉
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
Welp😳
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
It's my MIL's birthday soon. She loves decorative doo-dads. What do you think?
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Lizzi Cochrane
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Mom has been non-responsive since yesterday. I'm administering morphine and Ativan every 2 hrs per hospice instructions. "The waiting is the hardest part" ~ Tom Petty❤️
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
We just voted #WarnockOssoff4Senate #TurnGeorgiaBlue 🍑🌊🍑🌊🍑🌊🍑
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
Can somebody please make sure Mr. King sees this awesomness?🤗❤️ @StephenKing
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
Meanwhile in Buffalo...
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3 years
I'M NOT MOST PEOPLE 😂😂😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
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Oh my, these didn't turn out the way I planned...or did they?😂🤣😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
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I like her.
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Is it just me or does this look like...?😳😂
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What are they discussing?🤔😂
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3 years
Anybody wanna dog?
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I thought this was a joke by Trevor Noah or Jimmy Kimmel. Turns out it's real😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
What do you think Donald Trump @realDonaldTrump smells like?
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3 years
Monday morning inappropriateness 😂
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Sometimes I'm just happy I survived my drug addiction.
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Lizzi Cochrane
2 years
"Satellites block God's ability to watch us"😂🤣😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
😂😂😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
Having fun at the mall😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
Last night's recap😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
I'm crying right now...in the ER again with my sweet husband Rick. Now there is something wrong with his pancreas. Lord, I'm so tired. An encouraging word would be great, Tweeps. Can't even find a funny meme right now😪😪😪
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
Costume suggestion for my pregnant friends😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
So we got our lazy asses out of our lounge chairs and went for a walk. I think we look pretty good for 2 old farts😂🔆💨
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3 years
Mom recycles. Everything 😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
2 years
Well darn.😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
@realDonaldTrump We don't believe a single word you say.
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3 years
It's true tho😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
RIP Mr. Patches. I will miss your teeny tiny ballet shoes, as I called your white front paws. You were a wonderful kitty and I'll miss you🐾❤️
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
What kind of mushrooms are these?🍄
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2 years
Sunday greetings heathens😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
My grandson Alijah is 5 years old today. Show him some Twitter love!🎈🎉💞
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😂
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"Normal people don't need a therapist." How would you respond?🤔
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
BREAKING: Supreme Court allows access to Yam Tits' tax returns to NY prosecutor Hahahaha
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
So me.😂
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3 years
I don't drink, so...😂🤣😂
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🤭
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3 years
Validate this shit. 58, no filter.😂🥳
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
Shit. Our insurance is gonna go up. How's YOUR Wednesday, lovelies?😂
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4 years
Nobody liked my brownies.
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3 years
😏
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
I'll tell ya one thing. The good people of GA (like me) will NOT put up with this voter suppression bullshit.🤬🍑🌊 #Resistvotersuppression
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
When oh when are they gonna realize that YMCA is a gay anthem 😂🏳️‍🌈
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3 years
Happy Caturday y'all 😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
Wear your mask. Even my 5 yr old gs Alijah can do it. You can too😷❤️
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
@kayleighmcenany Hunter is not serving the American people in any capacity.
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
Some of y'all gettin' snow today! 8" or 10"?😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
Abel is 8 years old today!🎈My oldest grandson ❤️ @Lizzishusband
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
I was trying to glue in vampire teeth. What do you think?😂
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4 years
My high ass thought these were baby dinosaurs🦕
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4 years
Well, are you?😂
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😬
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Nooooo 😂😂😂
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Lizzi Cochrane
4 years
Almost lunchtime. Heads up.
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Lizzi Cochrane
2 years
Mom has no idea who I am, hasn't since I arrived 11/28. I was in her hospital room Tues, sitting quietly as the nurses attended to her. The nurse pointed at me and asked "Who's that?" "That's my daughter", she replied. I had to leave bc I was crying.❤️
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3 years
Not a butterfly 😳👀😂
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God bless you!
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This is my grandson Alijah. He is 5 3/4. He won Student of the Month and I asked him why. "I showed initiative." "What's that?" I asked. "Initiative is when you think about something," tapping the side of his head, "and then you do it."🥰
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Lizzi Cochrane
3 years
@DemetriusRasbe4 Happy birthday!🥳 I wouldn't give your son any more money. Lesson #187 : If you're going to ask for $ from family, be sure to make the appropriate mouth noises on special occasions to at least give the IMPRESSION that you actually give a shit. Js.
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Sunday night sermon🙏
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4 years
Looks like a great vacay
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3 years
What would you call an unsolicited, unasked for, and unexpected kiss on the mouth?🧐
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😓😓😓 Rick is back in the ER. They won't let me in.😩
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@KLoeffler Here Kelly
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😂
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Don't lie!
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4 years
All the folks bitching about minimum wage have never lived on minimum wage. Change my mind.
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My high ass thought it was floating 😂
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Snacktime!
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Cat Meme Express! All Aboard!🐾 I need a name for my new kitty
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It really does😂😂😂
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Yam Tits has just filed TWO lawsuits, one Fed, one state, against Raffensperger. For releasing the tape. ~ CNN
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I mean really.
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SHIT🙄
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This is uncomfortably accurate
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🤔🤪
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3 years
Thanks for being my dad❤️ I will miss you, Jim😓
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It means something alright😂
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😆
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😂🤣😂
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4 years
@realDonaldTrump You lost. Go away.
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