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How the hell do the updates accounts update this 😭
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dear QSMP admins, please give Foolish more clues like today because they are fun, but make them more obvious because we are not Cellbit. much love, Doozers 🫶
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The Federation has got a 4-person tie for employee of the month :D
it's the Jaidens!
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I just thought these screenshots needed to be put to good use
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having to drop out of a smash tournament because you were doing too good in order to go win an award for being good at smash is kinda crazy 😭
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SHE'S OKAY! :D
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idk what happened over there...but I hope y'all are ok o7
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they're so insane
“they’re so insane” and it’s a man and his nonbiological child
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People worried about Leo are obviously new here. we don't start being concerned until like Sunday morning at the earliest ✋😭
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BBH said since Foolish wasn't streaming that he would adopt the Doozers and we would become his chat ghosties and now I just imagine Doozers with sheets over their heads. but they're so uncoordinated that they keep running into each other and tripping on the sheet.
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how'd they both manage the same expression 😭
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Cucurucho took Bobby and then Cellbit and now he's gonna take away the last thing Roier has which is Jaiden and I'm gonna cry.
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Roier irritates BBH the way BBH irritates Foolich and it's so funny
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foolish rage quit Purgatory and then fucking screamed "THIS ISNT FUCKING FUN! I CANT DO FUCKING PLAY" and then he logged in and admins turned off phantoms 😭
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Literally Foolish with Leo
Nunca he visto una representación más literal del
#QSMP
"No olvides que estás aquí para siempre".
"Hazlo por ella".
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the clip of Foolish losing his mind after an hour of trying to learn Spanish and French from Pomme and Leo and translate between the three languages and then Leo writing a sign in Spanglish and Foolish just yelling "LEO ARE YOU USING SPANGLISH" 😭 makes me laugh so fucking hard
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Bolas when they realize they have the entire day tomorrow to recover all the armor and supplies they lost during the egg war, knowing they don't have to fight for percentages:
QSMP Purgatory - Elimination 👁🗨
QSMP Purgatory has 50% of it's course, meaning a team has to be eliminated.
Leaderboards indicate 🔴Team Bolas has 3 wins. Two teams are tied.
Tomorrow, both tied teams face off:
Team with lowest percentage, completely dies 🗡️
#QSMP
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Foolish did help Bolas by doing a hot tub stream with Quackity leading to him dying three times 😭
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I genuinely can't tell if Jeffery doesn't know where Greenland is or if Foolish doesn't know where Greenland is
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Cellbit logging into QSMP on Wednesday to see Foolish & BBH babbling in a corner about fish, everyone with a fuck ton of bird pets, the ghost of Juanaflippa following Slime around, Roier lighting tickets on fire to anger the Gods, and the President being stuck in the Nether
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throwback to that time Roier was getting blown up by mines and then Leo came in and sent his ass flying with a train.
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Older Doozers: "Foolish is a liar and is on his way to Brazil"
Newer Doozers: "but he said he'll stream today"
Foolish:
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explodives
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Foolish leaving the Streamer Awards with Tubbo's wallet and the Best FPS award he stole:
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the updates providing no context as to why he's in creative makes the update 100x funnier 😭
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NO ONE TOLD ME CELLBIT OPENED PAINT TO EXPLAIN HIS BUILD 😭 does he know Foolish does that at least once during every build lmaoooo
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*Foolish passing Cellbit in the bike race*
FOOLISH: "I'm about to beat Cellbit againnnnn"
CELLBIT (in a hoarse voice): "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
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admins really said "sure we'll give foolish a building puzzle, but it's gonna be of the thing that killed his fucking kid"
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I've now seen two Brazilians say they wanna take Foolish to see an irl capybara so ik if one thing is happening besides the RPG , it's going to see capybaras 😭
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Cucurucho watching his nether dungeon prison for Felps and Cellbit getting gutted by the same mf who skipped his puzzle to free them:
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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. FETUS IN A JAR. 🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙🫙
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maybe the worst missions weren't "take you kid to explore dungeons" or "kill 30 mobs"...
maybe the worst missions were "go stargazing with them" and "build a treehouse" and "go camping with other eggs"
cause those ones are gonna hurt so much more.
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Leonarda waking up before anyone else and sitting in front of the TV watching early morning cartoons in her oversized shark hood that almost covers their eyes with Chipotl snuggled in their lap.
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I miss Leo's rainbow mushroom hat but in a silly way it's like the mushroom hat feels like little baby Leo and the newer dog ones feel like older Leo in my silly little head
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being stuck in a box, unable to warp out, and being accused of something you didn't do q!bbh? sucks doesn't it...
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remembering that time when Pomme and Leo and Foolish were all teaching each other their languages and Pomme said Leo speaks Foolich cause she can understand him talking fast
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Foolish and his gift of prophecy i swear... he build a dragon 1 week after the eggs arrived, he wanted to become a president à short time after the election got annonce and now he lied that cucurucho threatened richas and it was in favt the case
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I'm confused on why people were upset that an egg doesn't speak the same language as their parent because that's how Leo and Foolish were/are until they developed their own sort of balance of English/Spanish communication.
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foolish building a giant snowman meanwhile leo and pepito 😭😭🫶
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dear QSMP admins, can we have a Cellbit and Foolish adventure task please. idc what it's for but they're so funny and chaotic together.
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so a Mexican, a Brazilian, and a Frenchman walk into an Elvis Presley impersonator's wedding chapel in Las Vegas...
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My toxic gamer trait is actively ignoring tutorials then getting mad at the game for not telling me how to play
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thinking about how when all the islanders thought q!Foolish was dead they joked and celebrated it, but when the Federation workers thought he was dead they were genuinely sad and scared for him.
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is this the same look Foolish gave Cellbit after following him around with shots
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awww Cellbit :(
"Not even enough time to say goodbye"
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I THOUGHT THE DAY COULDNT GET MORE FUCKING INSANE HOLY SHIT IM GONNA THROW UP FROM EXCITEMENT
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everyone on the island may hate q! Foolish but fuck it cause Doozers won today everybody
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dismissing all of qJaiden and qFoolish's hard work calling it a glitch NOOOO they were smart and resourceful and determined damnit 😭
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Dear QSMP President Forever,
get rid of all the whales please, because they upset Leo, no other reason.
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don't imagine qFoolish with a baby harness on while building and little baby Pepito asleep laying against his back
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I combined them for you
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Foolish doing the "I'll wait 😐" face while Leo fucking drowns themselves 😭😭😭
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Foolish spending an hour making a Twitch badge that only he can have 😭
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how did foolish predict the other dimension on the qsmp?
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.
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please the only thing I ask is that qFoolish finds Leo's picture because it's such a special and important thing and what if everyone just treats it like another piece of evidence :(
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Richas' writing foolish a sign that just says *tickles* and foolish pretending he's tickling him 😭🤏
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Foolish not really knowing what the Doozerlink is but still covering for us and then describing almost exactly what it is to Tubbo, just shows the Doozerlink is real
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cottagecore? no. cottagewhore. catch me romancing everyone in pelican town.
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why is it Richas is the only one that ever tells qFoolish important things? 😭
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I want all the art in the museum next week to just be Foolish and Jaiden and Leo and Richas with the Capybaras so everyone can get it through their fucking heads how much they love these Capybaras because obviously people don't get it /lh
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sometimes Foolish will ask rhetorical questions outloud and it's so great to see most of chat just shrug and say shit like "no clue" and "we can't tell you that" 😭 it just feels like progress as opposed to other metagaming experiences in chats I've been in
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damn QSMP lore sounded sad today...couldn't be me though...I watched Foolish scream at his switch for 30 minutes and then accidentally get a watermelon in Suika every other game
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BAGI THOSE ARE HIS PROTECTION PANTS FROM WHEN YOUR BROTHER WAS EATING HIS FUCKING CCOWORKERS
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can the qsmp help admins make an edit of just all the screenshots of foolish asking for help 😭😭😭 because I guarantee they have enough
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Doozers when Foolish hasn't started stream by 3pm:
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Jeffery being extremely perceptive with zero intelligence is funny to me 😭 imagine being able to recognize and point out all these details but just have no idea what to do with any of this information...this just sounds like qFoolish nvrmind maybe this is more of a Foolish thing
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nah I get Jeffery not helping, that mf only has 10 hp 😭
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Foolish's team of 4 toxic ass randos only calmed down when he was loudly barking into the mic 😭
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when does it stop being pranks and start being a profession of love because what is this lmaoooo 😭
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Leo wasn't even supposed to be there. it was by random chance that those two were the last to get an egg and they got their lovely little Leo.
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people say "bolas team is so selfish for not wanting to even the scores in purgatory", but if you look at it from their perspective, most of Bolas thought there wasn't a cursed team or if they tied the Eye wouldn't give a fuck because they knew it was all some silly game to him
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Day 4: The Doozers haven't done chores in days because we have no background noise to distract us from the thoughts. idk how much longer we can Hup 2 3 4. we may have to resort to eating each other...not cause we're out of food, just cause we've fucking lost it.
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by the next time qFoolish gets on, he's gonna be in charge of like 5 fucking eggs at the rate this mfs are disappearing 😭
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"imagine the code pretends to be BBH"
well you better hope Foolish isn't on the server cause he'll clock that shit instantly
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imagine you're hungover, running on nothing but Dunkin donuts and Red Bull...and then you're in a videogame tourney AND THEN these mfs ask you to put on a fuckin blow up squid costume 😭
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"he doesn't care about his kid"
"it's just another sign"
" no boyfriend. no kid."
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everyone else on the tl: Whats Q!Cellbit's fate?!?!?
Doozers: YET ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL BUILD FOR A FUCKING GHOST. NEVER TO BE USED. ALL WE KNOW IS PAIN
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enemy randos: "our phoenix is a manslut"
Tina in game chat: "so is ours!"
FOOLISH IS THEIR PHOENIX 😭😭😭
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Foolish core
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maybe when qFoolish was warning Leo that no one would ever trust or like them again, he wasn't just talking to Leo lmao 😭
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"Tell Foolish he's a lovely person"
we asked for our builder to be recognized...but at what cost.
at what cost.
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Bad losing track of Leo every time they sit still for more than three minutes because neither her nor Foolish have the patience 😭
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the most unrealistic part of qFoolish's parenting is that he actually closes the fucking door when he leaves his kids room
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it just hit me how confusing it might be to hear landduo's metaphor speeches because it's sometimes difficult to understand for native English speakers so I cannot imagine for anyone who watches them with English not being their first language
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