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(Gordon ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients) And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (inside is a vast chamber. The cavern ceiling is collapsed, a stream of water drips down as moonlight illuminates an ancient tree) oh for fucks sake
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if you play as a girl in video games, have a fascination with feminine clothing, and "wish you were a girl", i have some news for you: Researchers Discover 2 Billion Year Old Nuclear Reactor In Africa
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GORDON RAMSAY (failing to understand the concept of death): what are you doing mate? you're stiff a fucking board [clapping in front of corpse's face] wake up sleeping beauty its time to fucking cook! [sarcastically checks pulse] unbelievable. never seen somebody behave this way.
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Hard truths: all aliens within 2000 light years of our solar system have now observed christ's baptism, yet 0 aliens have accepted him as their savior. as the radius of the perdition bubble expands, an exponentially increasing number of aliens are being condemned to Hell forever.
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if i dont smoke weed everyday i will lose my streak & the owl will be mad at me
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@emi_f1sher
Christ there's a whole grotto in here. Theres butterflies all over the fucking place. Disgraceful.
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(short guy who thinks he's making a relatable post) the best feeling in the world is when you're wearing a thimble on your head and wielding a needle like a rapier
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Cuba has legitimate problems but since theyre the best country in the world they only need 1 critic or 2 max. You've been reassigned to Denmark which needs like 516,145 critics
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me and the bitch i pulled using my intricate pulley system
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its well within the realm of possibility
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dating as a communist is easy because i have the science of dialectical materialism to guide my analysis.
dating as communist is particularly difficult because the pool of available men are either unattractive, wokely misogynistic, or wants to be ethically non monogamous
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the scariest thing about AI is it could be used to generate pictures of ghosts or spiders
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>"LGBT in Muslim countries"
>thread is actually only about Arab countries
>narrows in on Palestine
>source: Tel Aviv University
Discussions of LGBT in Muslim countries is constantly hampered by the impression of casual commentators on both sides that "persecuted/killed for being gay" means a formal arrest and prosecution and a judicial execution in accordance with classical Islamic jurisprudence
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cuba is literally heaven on earth every month they pass some insanely progressive social reform or do some unprecedented act of altruism on an international scale why would anyone ever criticize cuba
You can acknowledge and support the achievements of Cuba and the revolution while being critical of the fact that Cuba is an authoritarian one party dictatorship.
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in the soviet union we had to stand in weed lines for 8 hours just to get a half-ounce of weed. and only if u were a party bureaucrat u could get a pen
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i became a prolific artist after being rejected from hitler school
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amerikan: amerifats have no culture??? but what about my triple slapper pounder thumper slapper?
historian: the triple slapper pounder thumper cheeseburger, attested to in algonquian oral tradition, was likely first introduced to european settlers by shawnee natives in the 17th c
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he is not a sexual assault victim he is a snitch and a predator and a perpetrator of sexual violence
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he did WHAT?!?! (i spit out coffee in a perfect laminar flow stream, jump cut to 10 years later, i am a fountain in a tranquil garden, moss is growing on me)
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nazi german leftist here. i refuse to say "heil hitler". hitler's corrupt administration is against everything we nazi germans stand for
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(taking a hit of a joint) haha smoking this shit makes me love to chill out (taking a reverse hit of an anti-joint) now let's talk serious business.
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one thing you should know about me is i am a unapologetic DARK NATO twisted COOL hawk badass pinochet based HELICOPTER zio neocon BASED CIA.. dark vaporwave nato fancam kinda guy... with a sensitive side.. if u make fun of donald rumsfeld i will literally start crying
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im smoking the weed that costs thousands of dollars
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@emi_f1sher
How long has this been here? Do you know how much moonlight it takes for fucking lilies to grow?
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literally infuriating to read people treat danish or swedish colonial possessions like a joke or an irrelevant historical oddity. the tiniest island in the caribbean produced probably twice as much wealth as all of denmark
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found a genre of rabbis on youtube who share jewish secrets to making money. awesome
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in the 60s portugal had a momentary spike in GDP from discovering irrigation and writing
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dow is down 999999 points. goo prices at $374821.32409 per bushel. thank you brandon (bowing in reverence) arigatou gozaimasu
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this but with chavez in the sky
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while you are texting your grandmother good morning and love you grandma she is getting railed by chad focus on yourself
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this one weird eastern european trick to increase your "per capita" statistics
In 1993, Estonia was a poorer country than the Russian Federation.
It was impossible to bet that, in just 30 years, Estonians would be much richer than Russians. 🧶
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americans voting for hitler 1 to keep hitler 2 out of office (they only have two options) while cuba passes three new constitutions written by the women's mass organizations and then legalizes gay marriage and abortion 17 more times just for fun: omg cuba has one party!!!
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mark fisher wrote a whole book about his struggle and then took his own Ііfe. kind of reminds me of a different author.
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10 years ago we had johnny cash, steve jobs, and bob hope. now we have no cash, no jobs and no hope. please god, dont let pol pot die!
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i believe there were hundreds of shooters that day in dallas when kennedy was shot. and they were all so precise that the bullets all went through the same hole
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be fucking for real. heres exactly what happened: this dude knowingly paid a sex worker, probably trafficked immigrant woman, for sex. afterwards he tried to extort back the money by threatening her with cops. then he filmed it for content. now he's a poor "male SA survivor"
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same shit every 4 years everyone pretends the presidential candidates are epic & funny
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there is no such thing as unskilled labor [video of four construction workers taking turns rhythmically slapping a bald man's head like a bongo]
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amerikkkans have like some of the best songwriters and authors that they don't even know or care about
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the weed's effects should wear off in about an hour unless you smoked the weed that's permanent. wait, you didn't smoke the weed that's permanent, did you?
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thanks this nazi propaganda is so interesting
Short thread on life of the Tasmanian Aborigines prior to European arrival - the most isolated & primitive human society that has ever existed.
Excerpts from Edgerton's "Sick Societies".
Photos from my own last holiday there.🧵
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you dont have BPD you have PBD (petit bourgeois demeanor). this explains all your vacillating behavior & divided loyalties
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There is 1 gay bloke in your area. Here, I will mark him for you on your map.
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>go to food not bombs
>ask for food cause im hungry
>they give me some food
>its bombs
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leftist gamers & film geeks should go to the countryside & teach media literacy to peasants
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trump and biden are both 99% hitler with different stat spreads. so which one is morally better to vote for depends on what build of hitlerism youre going for
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america playing tug of war over basic women's reproductive rights while in cuba they ran out of progressive social reforms to enact so they started legalizing alien marriage to pre-empt contact with other sapient lifeforms
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theyre bouncing on my dick over on birthright twitter
oh wait she's literally just mad that her parents made her go to hebrew school. that's her whole deal
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@EupatorDionysus
now you're in for a real treat. we are going to learn how to quickly — properly — fillet a vulture
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🏳️🏳️🏳️I SURRENDER to the Woke Mob! RT if you are a
#Real
MAGA PATRIOT who believes we should CUT OUR LOSSES!
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thats an interesting theory i wonder where your clothes and food and electronics come from
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here is the thing, Christianity was invented by the Romans as a way to rape as many people as possible. The people who came up with it, didn't believe it, it's meant for you to believe so that they can rape you.
Whenever i hear of a transsexual or even a gay person going back to church or diving back into christianity, i cant help but wanna scream. You are not reconnecting with yourself, you are having a trauma response and running back to the very institution that hurt you first.
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when you travel to europe you get a loading screen hint: "You can offer small fruits such as dates, figs, and olives to men in exchange for gay sex."
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(6'2 guy who thinks hes making a relatable post) yo crayons go hard they are yummy asf
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📕Learning Anglo Pop-History📕
reading list:
Stalin: Anatomy of the Red Bloody Tsar
Lenin, Stalin, Putin: the Red Emperors of Russia
Spies, Lies, and the KGB: Putin's Secret Life as a Communist Tsar
The Red Tyrants: Lenin and Stalin's Rise to Power Under Putin
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(i am hitler's old friend from way back when) what happened to you man? this nazi stuff changed you
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mid dudes in their early 20s rebranding themselves as "twinks" was a himalayan pink salt tier marketing ploy
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Hamas has agreed to put the heads back on all the babies
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jesse that wall is too high for us to scale. quick, we need to cook NOW (montage of walter and jesse cooking crystal meth into a ladder shape) ok now we need to cook a small rock of crystal meth and throw it to distract that guard
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damn she harmed your community? the seattle community?🤭🤭🤭
As a Zapotec womxn who comes from generations of weavers, I’ll NEVER ignore my elders or my communities voices over historical accounts not written by my people to justify the harm Frida Kahlo enacted on our communities.
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amerikan leftists when badass pirates seize their happy meal toys
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i love how one man with a large number of emeralds bought the internets biggest forum, with all of the human relationships, memories, projects, and livelihoods that depend on it, & turned it into a fascist propaganda machine.
Walter Cronkite is why we lost the Vietnam War.
By 1968 we had damaged the NVA/VC badly — the Tet Offensive was a last-ditch, all-out effort. They were expended. All it would have taken was a coup de grace.
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(it is the distant future. language has changed and evolved to suit the needs of an advanced spacefaring civilisation) hold your space horses brother
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I have destroyed your beer. I laser locked onto your beer and obliterated it. You are no longer chilling and hanging out, your beer is gone.
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im russian & i love all fraternal peoples of the world. glory 2 humanity
I'm japanese and I fucking hated Russians before it was cool.
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if allende had survived cuba could have secured access to lithium and niter and i would already be a demi-plantoid living on the soviet ganymede colony producing fruit to sustain the jupiter habitability project workers
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i am going to mechanize your farm and force you to monocrop soybeans
My politics are legit shifting from "Revolution is possible" to "I would like a farm, a lot of firearms, and to be left alone."
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haha the holocaust
The Congo-Rwanda conflict is so funny because you'll never guess which one of these is a genocidal imperialist state occupying large parts of its poorer neighbor in order to steal its mineral wealth
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@barloq1
whether u are fascinated with these characters because u are identifying yourself with feminine gender expression or womanhood or some other reason is ultimately for u to discover. do not be afraid 2 explore & experiment with your gender expression
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china has made an artificial moon. and theyre adding 9 more planets to the solar system bringing the total to 20 its said theres going to be a purple one
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just one flaw with your based right wing argument: in 1963 the great hero of proletarian science DOCTOR martin luther king jr discovered the universal scientific principle that all people are equal no matter their color or creed
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clever Yemenis obliterate US embassy using sparrows
Americans panic, diverting 9 trillion dollars from the feed orphans and heal sick babies and puppies fund to Lockheed
After 70 years of R&D Lockheed develops a plane that immediately douses its pilot in oil and sets him on fire
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(elvis from civ 6 doing his rubber legs animation) the time for lovin' is over. you've left our nation no recourse, baby. you must be destroyed. (Declares a Surprise War against you)
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oh i bet scholars at tel aviv university wanna know all about internal divisions in palestinian society
I can't believe two scholars from Tel Aviv University conducted extensive interviews with gay Palestinian men documenting the abuse they received and published a report criticizing Israel for not accepting gay asylum seekers from Palestine. The Zionist perfidy never ends.
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for like a century 2/3rds of danish wealth came from sugar i wonder where the danes were getting it from
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whoever first cropped my account out of this tweet is going to hell
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Innocent
The 22-year-old daughter of a man who was found stabbed to death inside a Brooklyn apartment was arrested and charged with murder on Thursday.
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why dont you go outside & touch mushrooms (i live in a mushrooms biome have never heard of grass)
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catholics are always posting these rеtаrdеd wojak memes about how they hate epic freaking heretics instead of using their faith to blast people with holy beams of golden light
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in cuba they had to invent sentient robots just so they could make it legal to marry them
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leave me be, woman. your nettlesome titties disturb my study. [i try to brush them aside but they swing back like a pendulum, spilling a well of ink all over my manuscript]
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within this "Han Chinese" demographic which white people believe to be "homogenous" there are Mandarin, Cantonese, Hakka, Hokkien, Shanghainese, Hunanese, and Gan speakers. all of these are much less mutually intelligible than say, Spanish and Italian.
a single city in China has more cultural diversity than 48 states in America
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according to a study poor people bear 1000% of the responsibility and shame for climate change. the individual choices of the poorest 10 people in amerika cause over 80% of global emissions
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mao & lenin were plain WRONG about feudalism😡 i read a heckin' british medievalist who said feudalism never ever ever existed anywhere at any point in history, because social structures are freakin complex!
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