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Earthquakes Fires Hurricanes Floods Do we have some Old Testament end of times shit happening?
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When someone asks me to describe twitter I say they took the patients at the mental hospital off their meds and gave them iPhones.
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#TheCDCJustAnnounced Following Canadians on Twitter is good for your mental health.
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#WeirdThingsIveGoogled How do you milk an almond?
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Paul Bernardo is trending. Next time he trends he better be dead.
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#YouMightBeCanadianIf Watched this guy growing up
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My father passed away today. I’m devastated.
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#DaylightSavingTime extra hour of sleep? Says people without kids.
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@LaciLou77 @realDonaldTrump She’s a trophy wife. Need to expectations low.
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You know things aren’t right in Canada when there is no one in a Tim Hortons
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Water into wine? I just turned my paycheck into vodka. Your move, Jesus.
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#WelcomeToCanada We have Health care, gay marriage and welcome all just make sure you like hockey and beer.
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#letterkenny @LetterkennyProb It’s my super soft birthday. Bring cupcakes and Puppers.
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Dear America, You are almost there. We have your back. Love, Canada 🇨🇦
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@CaslerNoel @mattgaetz They are eating each other. Just stand back and watch it implode.
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Ok guys listen up.. It’s not ok to treat women like a piece of meat. Sending them unsolicited dicks, calling them Ugly etc etc. Treat them with respect. It’s not that hard. If someone treated my daughter this way they would get their ass beat. Understand? Good talk.
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#TheFirstRuleOfTwitter Follow all Canadians
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Hold my beer .
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#4WordsBetterThanSex All you can eat
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Stress balls work great when you shove them down someone's throat.
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@KerriJersey This stuff is like free entertainment.
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If you're OCD and you know it, wash your hands
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What doesn't kill you makes you pour a stronger drink.
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Happy Birthday to me. Happy Birthday to me. Good morning heathens of Twitter. Pass the bacon. ☕️🥓🍩
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#TopCausesOfTwitterDrama Having an opinion
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Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww
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@formerniceguy Totally. He lacks any sort of compassion
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@ABC Thoughts and prayers
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Went out and wore a mask. Didn’t die from lack of oxygen or some other made up fuckery.
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Went to the grocery today. Who the fuck is buying all flour and baking supplies? Seriously most of these people can’t boil water.
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Did you know there are 3 places you can stay for free? “In your lane” ,”Out of my business” and, “over there”
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Mostly meth
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5 year plan? Shit I don’t even have a 5 day plan.
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@shannoneffects1 @terri_tlmorales @AlexandraLSmit2 @vjbrackman @LaciLou77 @realDonaldTrump She is trophy wife that lives with a loser for the money. If you can’t handle the truth that’s your problem.
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I did the laundry and put it all away all in the same day. Fucking savage.
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#YouMightBeCanadianIf you get your milk from a bag.
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#HowTwitterHasChangedMyLife I have learned that all the cool people live far away from me.
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What wine pairs well with watching the world burn?
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Hello fellow heathens. I’m away right now. My dad is the hospital in serious condition. I don’t ask a lot but, some thoughts and prayers would be appreciated. Also remember to drink your water.
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Missing my mom today. RIP
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7 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich.
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Am I the only one on the internet that doesn’t give a fuck about JLO and Shakira?
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#MyJawDroppingConfession I don't keep up with the Kardashians
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If I ever go missing I want my picture on a case of beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.
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#DeepThoughtsFromThe80s Thompson Twins? There are 3 of them. Makes no sense!!!
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Four years ago my mom took her final breath and left this world. I miss her every day. RIP.
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Dear America, Stop shooting each other. Love, Canada 🇨🇦
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At my mom’s favourite spot on her birthday. Miss her everyday. ❤️
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#SignsYoureInYour40s Music at the grocery store suddenly sounds good.
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Bring back the stubby.
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I said I was Canadian #ThenWeStartedHavingSex
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Do you ever sit back and think when did the world get so fucked up?
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It's all fun and games until someone drinks the beer with the cigarette butts in it.
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Yes
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Say Bird Box one more time, mother fucker.
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Hey American peeps Canada has your back. Stay safe. ✌️
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They called it a Hoax but, they are first inline for the vaccine.
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Dear America, Calm down. Calm the fuck down. Love, Canada
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The CDC recommends you follow more Canadians on Twitter.
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14 hour car ride with family. What could go wrong?
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Thanks to everyone for the Birthday wishes. Cheers 🍻
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For those of you who followed and knew her @shewitsch This is heartbreaking. She was truly an awesome person and will be missed big time. ❤️
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@LIGHT_ON_144 @velocimermaid @StewartBellNP Why? For eating in his own restaurant? Lol
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I Never sign anything until I pretend to read it first.
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@RadioNLNews Totally inappropriate to be put up in a school. Enough of this crap.
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Which one of you is her?
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Latest pics from Mars
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@Acidic_Blonde Means everyone loves boobs
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I remember when $20 got me a full tank of gas and a pack of smokes.
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#GettingOldMeans you relate to Red Forman
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No one cares about how many followers you have. Grow up.
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Well my neighbour just puked and passed out in her driveway
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“It’ll trickle down.” No. It won’t. They’ll build giant dick rockets with it.
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Well got laid off from work today due to the corona virus thing. If you need me I will be getting white girl wasted .
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