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The absolute state of this kip โ ๏ธ Why are you still here ffs? ๐@[email protected] ๐ฆ
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Joined February 2010
Outta here. Gone to ๐ฆโ๐ป.So long and thanks for all the.๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฆ.
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Can we not just all call it a lock-in, which has a comfortingly familiar ring to it?.
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I wonder does @SarahAMcInerney go home at night and recline on a chaise longue fashioned from the skulls of preposterous bloviating egomaniacs who crossed mics with her.
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Bizarre to hear of young men who canโt be arsed voting because itโs โa womanโs issue.โ.Some Breaking News for you, lads. THE ๐๐ป๐๐ปEGGS ๐๐ป๐๐ปDONโT ๐๐ป๐๐ป FERTILISE ๐๐ป๐๐ปTHEMSELVES ๐๐ป๐๐ป. #8thRef.
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All the same, yeโd have to wonder did the England team ignore a funeral on the way home from Wembley, back in 1966 #EURO2024.
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Chapeaux off to @SarahAMcInerney - she played an absolute blinder every day, but especially today amid the clatter of breaking news. A cool and class act from start to finish ๐๐ป.
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Every time a British politician or journalist ignorantly calls the Republic of Ireland โthe southโ - as #Marr did while interviewing @simoncoveney - Iโm tempted to start describing Britain as โthe eastโ #ffs.
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Was there ever a more ignorant pigshit-thick dangerous total spanner.
@dogeofficialceo Ironically, the Irish PM hates the Irish people.
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Is there anything to be said for another Lemass?.
Hearing that Fianna Fรกil has added Hannah Lemass, a great granddaughter of former taoiseach Sean Lemass, to its local election ticket in Dublin ward of Cabra-Glasnevin.
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Fair play to her.
At the end of a heated press conference, Minister for Media Catherine Martin asked the Irish Independent's Fionnan Sheahan that โshe be treated with respectโ and that she โwouldnโt be screamed atโ |
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โGo right ahead and rape away. Iโm on the pill, itโll be grand,โ said NO WOMAN EVER, you delusional dinosaur.
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Wonder if Julian Smith is available to broker a power-sharing deal in Dublin?.
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As someone currently working with The Journal, all I can say is that absolutely scarlet for his Ma for having him.
Irish media in UK media terms:. Irish Indo = Daily Express.Newstalk = Daily Express on radio.Irish Times = Telegraph.RTE = Telegraph on radio + TV. TheJournal = CTRL+C ๐ . #GE2020.
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Oops. Was heading to the butchers but accidentally went in the wrong door . #AytinAnDrinkinInIt
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Me, an Irishperson, hiding under the bed:. Armed robber:. Me:. Armed robber:. Me:. Armed robber (in plummy Brit accent): โThe backstop is undemocratic and alternative arrangements. โ. Me: *ITโS AN INSURANCE POLICY. AND IT WAS YIZZER FUCKEN IDEA.
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This is a disgusting falsehood and grossly insensitive to Veronicaโs family, friends and former colleagues.
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The number of #womenonair on RTร at the absolute top of their game is just brilliant. In no particular order! @ClaireByrneLive @SarahAMcInerney @MiriamOCal @lawlor_aine @KatieGHannon @MaryWilsonNews @MaryERegan @CaitrionaPerry @KateEganRTE ๐ธ.
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๐ฅ๐๐ป.
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The high moral ground, currently occupied by a stampede of self-righteous Greens, will be a chilly spot when pissed-off voters take their business elsewhere next time. Senior hurling, my hat. A self-destructive shemozzle in the political parallelogram.
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Watched a fellow hack interview a mourner at the Big Tom funeral yesterday. โCan I get your full name please?โ he asked the woman politely .โPhilomena Begley,โ said she.Dubs, eh. You canโt take us anywhere ๐ค .
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What. A. Warrior. Woman ๐๐ป.
Holy shit. Katie Porter holds the CDC Director's feet to the fire and gets him to commit to FREE TESTING for coronavirus for ALL AMERICANS. Watch every second of this.
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This fills me with joy ๐ธ ๐๐ป๐๐ป.
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โIโm not getting into the facts,โ Danny Healy Rae tells @MiriamOCal .when asked about the CSO figs that remittances from Ireland to Nigeria is โฌ17m pa . Indeed . Feckin facts, whaโ?.
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Parked this morning in what I thought was a free zone. Returned to find this from a #parkingfairy on my windscreen.It put someโ๏ธ in my day
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*Clears throat, taps mic .So, @11thhourmovie a short fillum directed by Jim Sheridan and starring the fabulous @salmahayek and the brilliant @TonyDoyle92 based on a thing I wrote about #9/11 is on #SkyAtlantic tomorrow 9pm.*leaves stage.
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Has anyone else noted the karmic fact that Peter Casey lost his bid for glory in a hall called the TF (Travellerโs Friend)? #EE19.
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๐ฏ โThe problem is not Bidenโs anti-Britishness. It is those who think celebrating Irishness is the same as demeaning Britishness; that no one could possibly love both; that in this world, diplomacy is a zero-sum gameโ
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Stood on a Manhattan street 19 years ago and watched the towers fall. So much tragedy, so much bravery. Soul a little soothed this morning by the beauty of Kerry . #911Remembered
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Iโm not interested in any statues in our towns or cities being torn down. What I do really really want is. More ๐๐ปstatues ๐๐ปof ๐๐ปstrong ๐๐ปclever ๐๐ปcourageous ๐๐ปcreative ๐๐ปpioneering ๐๐ปmighty ๐๐ป Irishwomen ๐๐ปto ๐๐ปbe ๐๐ปERECTED โ๐ป.
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Howarya ๐๐ป .#800years.
God knows what we did a previous life to deserve a choice between Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn, but it must have been fucking terrible.
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Draped on my chaise-longue, drinking wine and firing off tweets. Iโm an under-the-influencer so.
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Habemus Pintam ๐๐ป๐๐ป.
White smoke rises over St Jamesโs Gate: traditional signal to the faithful that the pubs will be open again soon.
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This is my idea. I ran it by Fintan yesterday in Dublin Castle. Naughty boy
You know the statue of the Fearless Girl on Wall Street? We could do with a statue of Catherine McGuinness in similar pose at the Four Courts.
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So many emojis, but Irish twitter would be greatly enhanced by the inclusion of a wagon emoji.
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Apologies for the below tweet. I meant โwas there ever a more ignorant pigshit-thick dangerous dog-whistling total spanner than @elonmuskโ .Forgot to include the dog-whistling bit.
Was there ever a more ignorant pigshit-thick dangerous total spanner.
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Michael Portillo is looking chilly at Limerick Junction.A fate which eventually comes to us all .@RTEOne.
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@gardainfo Out of interest, was he wearing a dog tag or did ye just try out names on him, Fr Todd Unctious style?.
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Dรกithรญ a chara, after #Brexit happens, Hiberno-English takes over as the official language of the EU. Regarding your tweet, may I refer you to words such as gobshite, gobdaw, gombeen, shitehawk, amadรกn, flute, ludraman and gowl.
@Roger_Da_Costa And if the Irish Republican Teabag wants to build a wall then The Republic can pay for it.
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Iโve been only glued to this mighty thread/sit-com ๐ฟ ๐.
Just had conversation with a British couple who have a holiday home near us. They voted for Brexit and have made no arrangements whatsoever for what happens on Jan 1. They have now discovered the reality of their situation. The blame apparently is with "Brussels".
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My Jaysis. A ghost from my rocker past rises to greet me. Interviewed @U2 Edge there one afternoon whilst in the grip of a savage hangover. Thought I hid it well, until he got up and went to the bar, kindly suggesting, โYou look like you could do with a pint.โ Hero ๐ธ
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Reckon there are a few women who could relate to this hoss.
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Would you ever get a grip @washingtonpost .Debbie Harry was never โjust a pretty blonde in tight pantsโ .So in your book did @springsteen have to prove he was โmore than a working-class boy with a great arse in a pair of jeansโ, yeah?.#gobdaws ๐คก.
Review: In her memoir, Debbie Harry proves sheโs more than just a pretty blonde in tight pants
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Ah yes. The same charming chap who remarked on-air that I โmust be an easy layโ after I wrote an article about taking responsibility for my contraception by owning condoms
The Father Michael Cleary Column in the Sunday Independent on 21st of August 1983 (about a fortnight before the Referendum).
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Sin รฉ. The guns in Irelandโs bitterest legislative war have finally fallen silent. Passed in Seanad by 27 votes to 5 the Health (Regulation of Termination of Pregnancy) Bill 2018 en route to รras. Abortion now legal in the Republic of Ireland #legis18.
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Superb ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป.
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The wonderful Julie who works in Leinster House restaurant just revealed on @RyanTubridyShow the best fact ever: that Charlie Haughey liked to have his grapes polished (not a euphemism).
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There wonโt be a field of wheat left unbothered in Maidenhead tonight.
Britain's former Prime Minister Theresa May leaves parliament after a cross-party alliance defeated Boris Johnson in a bid to prevent him taking Britain out of the EU without a divorce agreement. Read more: ๐ท Henry Nicholls
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*Looks out window .*Opens wardrobe drawer.*Stares at black tights.
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An emotional Cllr Jimmy Guerin has lambasted Gemma OโDoherty - who is a no-show at @Fingalcoco over allegations she made about the murder of his sister Veronica #Aras18.
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Filthy weather, lads - ye wouldnโt put a Pope out on a night like that
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Swing Gate, Votegate, Fobgate, TDs obliged to return expenses, unsavoury outbursts by sitting TD Noel Grealish and wannabe TD Verona Murphy, the Oireachtas printer and Dara โTrotters in Troughโ Murphy. No wonder voters couldnโt be arsed with by-elections.
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REVEALED: The โessential working documentโ collected by Phil Hogan in Kildare while en route to Clifden/Roscommon/wherever
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I know just how the poor crathur feels. I was a divil for falling asleep on the last 46a home and waking up at the terminus.
First ever sighting of a walrus in Ireland after it is thought to have drifted across Atlantic after falling asleep on iceberg
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When Iโm idle after #ge2020 think Iโll compile a Handy Hiberno-English guide for the befuddled Brussels bureaucrats. Send me your deadliest words, like the decent skins yiz are, please and thank you ๐๐ป.#HandyGuide.
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The perfect explainer by someone who was in the room during the GFA negotiations.
"As soon as you put a hard border back in again. you undermine the basis of the Good Friday Agreement.". Jonathan Powell, chief government negotiator in Northern Ireland 1997-2007, explains why the Irish backstop matters. WATCH: #newsnight | @maitlis
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Anyone who missed this searing interview on @morningireland with Mahbooba Seraj, the voice of the Afghan Women's Network in Kabul should take a listen. Yet another reminder that women and children are inevitably the real frontline in every conflict
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This is the best sign ๐๐ป.
I want to be as cool as the person who made this sign
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She has passed into the blessed sunlit uplands where zero fucks doth grow.
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Thick as a skip-full of planks.
So after all that, Boris Brexit strategy payed off politically. And Varadkar's didn't.
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But 'Twitter user' is easier to spell
An ULTRACREPIDARIAN is someone who gives opinions on subjects of which they have no knowledge.
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This ladโs surname is one substituted letter away from being accurate.
Hard to imagine any other @POTUS having the guts to walk out of the White House like this: @realDonaldTrump
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Boris Johnson shiftier than All Ireland final night in Coppers.
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Patriot ๐ฎ๐ช #ThankYouTony.
Chief Medical Officer Dr Tony Holohan says he is taking time out from work commitments to be with his family. A plan has been put in place for others to take over responsibility for different aspects of his role. Dr Ronan Glynn will take over as acting Chief Medical Officer
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Wexford strawberries and sunshine. Nectar of the gods โค๏ธ
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How refreshing to see political acumen at work. @PresidentIRL .1. Saw a political landmine before it exploded .2. Weighed up the pros and cons.3. Made his decision .4. Explained his decision .5. Is sticking to his decision .PS. John Briton, oops, Bruton is a gom.
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Tommie Gorman on @rtenews on Karen Bradleyโs shocking clanger: โThis wasnโt a comment made by somebody after a few gin and tonics.โ Legend.
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Vincent Browne gave me my start in journalism. I honest to god don't know whether I should be grateful, or sock him on the jaw #vinb.
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Jaze, Bucks Fizz are looking dog-rough
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This is. quite something ๐๐ป๐.
Hats off to actor Tom Hollander for creating one of the funniest Sunday Times Magazine โlife in the dayโ articles of all time.
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First time in a long time that breaking news relating to American politics doesnโt make me want to punch a wall or howl at the heavens. #Kamala #HopeAndHarris.
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U ok hun?.
Great speech by @realDonaldTrump, strikes the right tone. Pays great respect to the memory of #GeorgeFloyd. Enacts the right and only decision capable of protecting innocent life and property. In a word, Presidential.
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Simon: โI donโt know what a tracker mortgage isโ.Paschal: ๐
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More women around the tables would be a start.
Mansion House packed with football people to discuss how to reform @FAIreland following recent controversies involving ex-CEO John Delaney #footballforum
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They have the best tweets ๐คฃ.
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COMING SOON: Charles Trevelyan 1845 corn gin.
Call me pedantic, but. (also unlikely to be a best seller in Ireland)
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Every proper, non-presidential poodle WH-accredited media org should henceforth send women reporters to Trump pressers.
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Deepest condolences to the family, friends and @rte colleagues of Keelin Shanley. A brilliant journalist and a warm and lovely woman. RIP.
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Sin รฉ. Itโs been deadly โฆ@thetimesIEโฉ.So long, โฆ@rupertmurdochโฉ and thanks for all the ๐ ๐ ๐ #EndTimes
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Oh my heart ๐ถ๐.
Everyone deserves a little fun in life, even stray dogs. Eugene Bostick, an 80-year-old retiree, noticed that people were abandoning their elderly dogs near his his barn in Texas so he took them in, built a train to take them out on excursions and the rest is history!! โค โค ๐พ
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