@PSOSGreaterGlas Any chance of helping the cars stuck for hours in @buch_galleries car park?

Someone just asked me "what's my vibe?" and I've no idea how to answer. Perpetually tired? Is this how we greet each other now? 😬

Yes let's download another chatting app instead of the one we're already on... How 'bout no? 🤷‍♀️

Umm... New fear unlocked 😳

As if I'd say anything but no to this, as a first message.

@upwithebonnet Right?! Madness

@Robbiebhoy Exactly. Sadly this was someone's profile. I'm hoping it was sarcastic but even that's a reach...

Nearly spat my coffee out reading this one... Sorry, what? 🤷‍♀️

@sft7la Vintage.

Do people actually speak like this or have I just been single too long? #30goingOnCynical

Amazing what one bad customer experience can lead to. After years of good experience with @Kwik_Fit, today is the last day I'll spend money with them. 5 minutes late to an appointment (which I apologised for) and got the worst attitude from the mechanic I've ever received.

10/10 for this master conversationalist 🤨

My reaction to hearing someone from #Gogglebox ask "What's a Walkman?" 😵

RT @aroojalim: TW: racism @RoyalLondon @RoyalLondonHelp I believe this is one of your staff members. Disappointed to see people with thes…

@upwithebonnet Right?! They didn't even ask a question to reply to and we'd only sent like 3 messages back and forth 🤦‍♀️

RT @skilldrick: 🫡

I don't need a mince pie... I don't need a mince pie... 😬

@Robbiebhoy Oh I feel you! I don't miss the 2 x emails or 2x Teams. One of each is bad enough!