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i used to look forward to blood moons because zelda would telepathically beam "please be careful, link" in my head and that would probably get me going for like, ten days with no sleeping or eating but now it's just... damn.
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i sincerely doubt that zelda told you weirdos to explore only in your underwear but whatever
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yeah man get inside my ultrahand contraption. it’s totally safe. ignore the fact it’s stuck together by magic and is controlled with a single steering stick. these are premium off the shelf materials.
what do you mean i’m not qualified. of course i am. i’m the hero of hyrule.
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the inflation in hyrule has gotten out of control. the rupee’s value has fallen THROUGH THE FLOOR. i cannot even sleep in an inn anymore without falling into debt. Zelda WHERE ARE YOU
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i miss you remote bombs. i took you for granted and now i'm suffering.
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goddamn nevermind i don't really need it that badly.
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having to individually talk to the sage avatars to activate their power is driving me insane remember when i can just call upon urbosa's fury the same time i would daruk's protection? yeah. Yeah.
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the sheikah set is FIVE THOUSAND RUPEES? EACH PIECE? IN THIS ECONOMY?
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entering a shrine and having all my gear and food taken is so crazy. Hylia thinks i'm her strongest soldier like I won't end it all right here right now
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everyone thinks zelda cut her hair short out of this need to reinvent herself after the calamity but really she just burned it in a lab explosion in our house and we had to cut whatever was left with the master sword because we had no scissors
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i have done over a hundred shrines. my map is complete. don't ask me about the damn depths.
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the sheikah are going to hell for making impa's old ass walk and fly all over hyrule to investigate those glyphs
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i love zelda and all but my goodness her golden horse is ... well. it sure is golden!
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barely any trace of hearty radishes on this damned country. hearty truffles only growing deep in caves. durians suddenly going extinct. perhaps it really is over.
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step 1 of dealing with fully collecting all the dragon tears: you can't. go stare at a wall again. go back to the rist peninsula and think about how your life has fundamentally changed.
step 2: find the light dragon wherever she is and give her a flower and a kiss
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CONTINUE LIVING MY LIFE AFTER KNOWING THAT???
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coming back to hyrule is so weird this is the same place but like... did everything move at least three inches to the left. i do not remember this tree being here but apparently it is now!
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trying to free lurelin village and i might be going insane WHERE is the LAST monster
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waking up in the room of awakening sweaty and dusty as hell no clothes no master sword no hairband no zelda chapped lips no money no future
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see, the thing is those guardians were huge! and so i could see them from far away and know exactly when and how to avoid them. these gloom hands, however... i literally just walk around and mind my business and then boom, the skies are red and my blood pressure is skyrocketing
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walking into the ruins of castle town and hyrule castle and just being in peace with myself and my surroundings instead of feeling like i have a billion missiles pointed in my direction that are ready to go off at the slightest misstep is so weird
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aerocudas are way too big just for them to be taken out in one shot of the weakest most pathetic bow in the world
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ah yes, the statue of me riding sidon's back right in the middle of zora's domain.. never gets old. never gets any less questionable.
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so is no one going to explain to me the exact relationship between the sheikah and the zonai
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it's quite crazy for bolson to barely recognize me like dude you sat outside my house everyday for a whole year
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Would I like to SIT IN on this lesson on the calamity? You need PROOF?!! I WAS THERE!!
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where's that guy who was so weirdly into rushrooms. does he still like rushrooms. i have so many rushrooms.
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so like what happened to my old arm did that just disintegrate or. is it somewhere.
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can't have shit in hyrule
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a house with no windows... the entirety of hudson construction is a safety hazard and i am being set up to die in a fire
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when i asked zelda if she would still love me if i was a worm and told her she could put me in her study with all her frogs she looked at me very crestfallen and said “link…. frogs eat worms…”
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no one fucking talk to me today
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disguising themselves as zelda is so cruel, even for the yiga. like first of all if you knew how i feel why would you do that.
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do the yiga clan actually think im an idiot. why would i ever willingly pick up a conveniently placed banana on the road?
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a long spear-spear. easily one of the funniest fused things ever.
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if i save the day again. if i save hyrule again, this better not happen for a third time because Hylia knows i will just end myself. have fun waiting for my next incarnation i am going to jump off a high place and not pull out the paraglider.
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i have two hands . one for zelda and the other one for the master sword
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just found out that the light dragon parts heal me.. i need to take a week off to cry about this
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what am i actually supposed to do with these ring garlands i keep buying from koko
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need to find more hylian shrooms i have. eaten all the ones that cece gave me to give away to the hateno villagers. my bad.
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everytime purah calls me linky i feel like some small dog she keeps in her pockets
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a tree just attacked me i can't do this anymore i'm DONE i am so done
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shrines in caves is so insane rauru if you ever cared about me at all please tell me there are no shrines in the depths
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this queen gibdo fight NEARLY beat my ass permanently. what the hell is wrong with ganondorf.
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i have not been collecting korok seeds at all. damn. i have like, 2 on me right now and 72 overall.
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was supposed to ask riju's sage to activate her lightning powers for me. accidentally asked tulin. all my loot is gone. i am going to jump off the great sky island and end it all.
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this frostbite shirt is... ... hmm... my back is exposed, i suppose. very low cut. hmm.
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i love reading people's diaries. i love not minding my business. it builds character to just go inside random people's homes.
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okay so according to my log i have done.... 120 shrines. AND THERE'S STILL MORE???????
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sometimes i wonder why im even doing all of these shrines? i did this once before. what if i just lose all of my vitality and stamina again?
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AND WHERE IS MY PARAGLIDER??? CAN I PLEASE HAVE THE PARAGLIDER? CAN I? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
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there really doesn’t need to be a fire gleeok on the bridge of hylia does there. just unnecessary
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finished collecting all the dragon tears i have just been blankly staring at a wall for about three hours now
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what was sidon's thought process here. let me move the statue of my sister, who everyone adores and misses, to the top of the mountain so that i can replace it with a statue of link on my back where everyone who wants to smother him with a pillow can see it every single day
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i fucking hate the sky island crystal shrine quests i HATE THE SKY ISLAND CRYSTAL SHRINE QUESTS
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i got majora's mask that was easy. i still could not believe ganondorf would create lynels with stone armor like that is just unnecessarily evil.
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OH FUCK NO. GLOOM WITH HANDS? AND THEY TURN THE SKIES RED? AND THEYRE FASTER THAN ME??? WHAT?!!?!?
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laying awake in the bed thinking about how the kids would race home to the house after school and i’d give them apple slices and wild berries whilst they talked excitedly with zelda about the day’s classes.
she’d always have such a warm smile on her face whilst she listened…
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me: isn’t it so quiet up here… let’s play 21 questions i’ll go first what’s your fave thing about being a dragon :3c
light dragon: […]
me: hmm ok..truth or dare?
light dragon: […]
me: omg nooo i’m not gonna jump into the pond on that island you’re so crazy ok ok count me down
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see, upon reflection, the gibdos weren't even that bad. but man are they freaking scary walking around in the haze of a sandstorm.
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i've been sitting at the center of this spiral for ages i don't even wanna leave anymore
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why the hell did impa have to tell me all those years ago about paya's birthmark. old people are crazy
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the steward constructs at the skydiving islands are my best friends they always seem so happy to see me
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if i have to go through seven different ordeals and the literal manifestation of hell for a shrine it better be a blessing shrine and not some shit that either forces me to use my brain or make me fight without equipment
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it's really difficult to explain to people that yes zelda and i are serious people in our twenties (hundred and twenties) yes we named our dog peanut and our cat butter
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*taking photos of calamity ganon on the slate* ok now do a silly one
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why is it always hyrule. like i know WHY. but why does it always have to be us.
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just remembered what happened to zelda again.. why must hylia's best girl suffer.
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i’m drawn to poes in the depths like a moth to a flame.. why am i halfway across hyrule now
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having to interact with koltin unnerves me more than i ever was unnerved when i first saw kilton all those years ago
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