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@Lindyyay

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@Lindyyay
lindy
2 months
He beat her so badly she’s fighting for her life in ICU. She was in HER home. There’s no reforming a 15 year old like that.
@Najeebah_xoxo
𝐓𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 𝐑𝐲𝐨̂𝐤𝐨🎀
2 months
If a 15 year old boy can rape a girl then he can as well die. I do not give a fuck.
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@Lindyyay
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7 years
False, ppl who smash never interact on the tl
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@Lindyyay
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6 years
This is low. You know the stans can't read and defend themselves
@SibuMak_
sibu.
6 years
Baby Shark is wack.
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@Lindyyay
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5 years
I would pay good money to be in the same room as Naomi Campbell when she sees this for the first time
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 months
Everything doesn’t need an app. Fix your fkn website and answer the phone.
@FvreignLL
Lori Harvey Distant Cousin MEL 💕🥰
5 months
What’s the most boomer complaint you have?
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@Lindyyay
lindy
7 years
I guess the kinkiest thing that turns me on is when a man lets me complete a sentence without interrupting or speaking over me
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@Lindyyay
lindy
9 months
Glad Canada is included. I’m so tired of them being left out just because people there know how to say please and thank you.
@Terrilltf
Terrill Tailfeathers
11 months
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 years
there’s no “alone” for people who have a gaggle of children
@Complex
Complex
3 years
Nick Cannon marked V-Day with a new song called “Alone,” in which he talks about wanting his ex-wife Mariah Carey back. LISTEN/READ:
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 months
😭😭😭 my aunty is so hilarious for blaming her stretch marks on my cousins. They’re all her step kids
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@Lindyyay
lindy
7 years
this woman use to be a youtuber and now has THREE shows on HBO, why are ppl still underestimating social media
@shadowandact
Shadow and Act
7 years
HBO picks up two new @IssaRae shows — bisexual black man dating comedy, 'Him Or Her' & affluent Windsor Hills black teen drama
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@Lindyyay
lindy
9 months
Imagine trying to convince the world you’re innocent but Germany and white South Africans are on your side? 😭😭😭
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
Everything here is already paid for
@TBanSA
KING OF SPITORI RAP 👑
5 years
Main reasons why you always indoors?
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@Lindyyay
lindy
13 days
💔 Yung Filly’s list of charges is so long. That poor woman experienced an actual nightmare and people are just concerned about playing gotcha with his famous friends. The lack of empathy is harrowing man.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
8 months
Why would you touch a brightly coloured creature out in nature. You have the survival skills of a toddler 😭
@misstinataurus
anti
8 months
can any marine biologists explain to me what this is
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@Lindyyay
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6 years
British people: lol all we're known for is drinking tea and being extremely polite it's basically our brand Commonwealth countries:
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@Lindyyay
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1 year
The only opinion on menstrual products I wanna hear is that they should be FREE. Your preference is up to you and you alone.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
Meghan is genuinely making me understand my mom’s obsession with Diana. I love this woman? I want her face on my teaspoons ASAP.
@The_1Wanderer
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5 years
That post-royal glow.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
6 years
At what point did we decide a man who has three marriages under his belt is the pinnacle for relationship advice
@KinchaOfficial
KinchaOfficial™️
6 years
"We only change for one woman"...Wow!!!!
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@Lindyyay
lindy
10 months
Lmao he’s comparing it to his own skin coz testosterone makes it thicker and rougher but you just wanted to shit on a woman so badly you’d jump over logic to do it 😭
@Love__Deee
loveCx. 🌻💛
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niggas be amazed when you got soft skin 😭 like your last bitch got eczema
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@Lindyyay
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1 month
Immediately thought of my queen!! 😍
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@Lindyyay
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6 years
Cheating is disgusting to me in any situation but I won't get over this affair coz Prince William cheated with NO hairline. How dare he.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
10 months
Men who breathe usually also hate women
@AnitaMemar
Anita🇮🇷
10 months
Men that are raised by single mothers usually hate women.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
1 month
The house decor lmao they’re never beating the south african allegations
@ChloeBailey
Chlöe
1 month
“you didn’t make this” 🤭
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
The year I found my clit I nearly failed grade 11
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@Lindyyay
lindy
12 days
😭 there are real lovers in this world, these hooligans will not harden my heart !!!
@OIuwatosin
Nathan
13 days
This woman fell asleep early and now I’m not sure if she did her Duolingo French lesson for today. i might just do it to at least keep her streak
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 years
I don’t care but I do have very strong opinions about someone who saves pictures of strangers on their phone to instigate hate filled conversations?
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@Lindyyay
lindy
2 months
Curvy and plus size are not synonymous
@LueMfobo
Jolinkomo
2 months
Are these your curvy models? Like nyani nyani?? @LEVIS
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@Lindyyay
lindy
2 months
south african men are why size 5 sneakers are always out of stock
@Hazel_Mahazzy
Hazel 🇳🇦
2 months
These springboks players are unfair, thats someone’s pillar of strength..😭
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@Lindyyay
lindy
2 months
I know a cup of tea hate to see me coming lol
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 months
😭💔 someone in the Cape Town sub on Reddit is looking for a flat to rent for under R6k and they were told to go look in 1996
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 months
I need that bus driver to explain to the whole country what he thought an 11 year old’s plan B to get home would be. It is literally a miracle that child is alive. I can’t stop thinking about this
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 years
She obviously has a history of leaving things half done
@profmulondo
Khethukuthula Unarine
3 years
As Limpopo province we deserve better person for the MEC education position. This woman is failing us as the province there's nothing she's doing . #Pollymustgo #MatricResults
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 months
Vividly remember rushing home in a panic coz Majin Buu was fucking up the city
@natalia_barbour
Natalia Barbour
4 months
No kid remembers their best day in front of the TV.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
Maybe I’m just an asshole but every time I see Gordon Ramsay being “rude” the context justifies it.
@ItsKahnn
Kahn
5 years
this mf gordon ramsay is RUTHLESS LMAOOOOO
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@Lindyyay
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2 years
Paying to pee is an insane concept and I don’t care if it’s just R2
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@Lindyyay
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25 days
Springboks might’ve invented rugby idk idk 😭😭🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 years
I’m not even superstitious but as an African this would be too much for me
@molly7anne
ditch pony
4 years
why did I find my cat hanging out with a snake? neither harmed- just basking together
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@Lindyyay
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24 days
I think it’s very generous of her to represent us in anyway 🥹
@lmlynasty
24 days
doja repping south africa at the global citizen festival
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@Lindyyay
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2 years
I don’t understand when restaurants say their breakfasts ends. Eggs don’t know what time it is
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@Lindyyay
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5 years
Men will really treat you like an audience member when you go on a date nah man fuck your monologue, hamlet
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@Lindyyay
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2 years
Raj on Big Bang theory not getting a love story ending like everyone else was a hate crime.
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@Lindyyay
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4 years
You just whisper the word “turmeric” and everything you own and everyone you love is stained yellow for 3 to 5 business days
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@Lindyyay
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2 years
My nephew laughs every time his dad laughs. He doesn’t have to hear or understand the joke but he’ll laugh. It’s giving ice boy 😷
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 years
Coloured people with green eyes spend so much time learning how not to blink they forget to learn anything else :(
@siyamkhize
Siyabonga Mkhize
3 years
I’m not making this up.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
1 year
South Africa: Faf: i WILL throw my body on the line for YOU
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@Lindyyay
lindy
6 years
You guys always put yourselves first even if it's to the detriment of those closest to you. Self care Kings
@ODAT_
LovaBoy Tee ❤️‍🔥
6 years
Ladies say something nice about us men.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
6 years
What does this tweet say?
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@Lindyyay
lindy
6 years
My father passed away 13 years ago and there are still some days where I can't hold back tears about it. There's no time limit on grief. Sending endless patience and love to anyone dealing with the same 💜
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
EVERY night?? Do you know how much bonding you’re missing out on when you don’t wear an oversized free ANC t-shirt? That’s comrade to comrade intimacy.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 years
Wasn’t the baby announcement only yesterday and now the baby is already here? Wow this is really Caster’s child ey
@MightyCaster
Caster Semenya
4 years
⭐🌟⭐
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@Lindyyay
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3 years
lmao, I walked past my neighbor sitting on the grass very far from her house. When I asked if she's okay she said "I'm fine, I just have children" 😭
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@Lindyyay
lindy
1 year
Didn’t even bake an extra cheesecake for the kid’s birthday. I’ll never get over that part.
@fadz043
Fadz 🍉🇵🇸
1 year
Matthew Booth was crazy for that one man.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 years
Lori Harvey, being a normal young woman: Everyone: Yaaaasssss! HOE shit! You go THOTTY. Kill ‘em WHORE
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@Lindyyay
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2 years
Nobody can find the 3 year old from that pool coz she’s busy playing with the Thembisa ten
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@Lindyyay
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7 years
If Rihanna is pregnant then I guess it's just about time I step up and be a father
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
You can’t drink, your teeth and hair might fall out, it’s uncomfortable, you can’t drink, giving birth is painful, you can’t drink, it’s a life long responsibility, it’s expensive, you can’t drink and the list is endless but most importantly, you can’t drink
@AshleyMakgatho
The President
5 years
What do y’all have against pregnancy?
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@Lindyyay
lindy
10 months
😭😭 white people will look you in your eye and say “I didn’t know! I didn’t know it was so bad. I was only 27”
@BlckPorcelain
Gorjas Mohale
10 months
Absolutely. It's hard to find someone who supported apartheid in South Africa. You'd swear every white person in this country was part of the liberation movement.
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@Lindyyay
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4 years
The angriest I ever made my parents was the time we went to my dad’s white colleague’s house and she said she feeds her dogs chicken and rice every day and I said, “Yoh I wish I was your dog” I wasn’t tryna make it seem like I don’t get fed I just like chicken.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
6 years
If you knew what you were doing it wouldn't take that long
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
Get working pls @MRPfashion
@204Fashion
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LV | 204Fashion
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 years
You guys are one step away from telling people breathing on a date is unattractive
@mayajosal
maya.
3 years
it’s not polite to eat all your food on a date
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 years
There’s a mom in the complex who makes her son pick up litter when he’s naughty and I know this laatie never listens coz this place is immaculate
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
I hate being this aunty but yoh I love seeing warmly dressed promo girls >>>
@Crypto_Flu
CryptoFlu
5 years
I enjoy doing promos. 😭🤧
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
If someone doesn’t want your animal on them, respect that.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
6 years
She's a white lady who married well, there saved you 5min.
@nowthisimpact
NowThis Impact
6 years
Here’s how Kris Jenner went from flight attendant to millionaire mogul and momager
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
Anybody who uses “standard” instead of “grade” is an elder to me.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
2 years
I went from work to a date and just changed my shoes to fit each occasion. It’s taken 20 years to finally use the advice I read in cosmo magazine when I was 8 🥺
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
Deleting your story after the right person sees it >>
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
“We tried everything” except being faithful 😂😭
@City_Press
City Press
5 years
DJ Black Coffee has broken his silence on the much-publicised divorce from his TV personality wife Enhle Mbali Mlotshwa: “Whenever I was wrong, I admitted I was wrong. We tried everything, such as seeing a therapist and a life coach, but nothing worked”
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
I can almost guarantee you it's not a wig that's stopping you from having a girlfriend
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@Lindyyay
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5 years
Nandos adverts is what happens when companies let the creatives WORK
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@Lindyyay
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6 years
A little 5ish year old girl pointed at me and said with the biggest smile, "look, mommy her hair looks like mine" Lmao she wishes with her split ends.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
South Africans use "shame" as more of a sound effect than an actual word
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@Lindyyay
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4 years
No one gives the word “imagine�� range like South Africans
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 years
How do you as the baker give someone this cake with a straight face? I’d rather phone you and tell you I died or something
@ThandoMfundisi
Thandokazi Mfundisi
3 years
WHAT I GOT:
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
@sugarangelll It’s coz they get asked “how many followers do you have” instead of “let me see you walk” at casting calls
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
Every week you guys wanna debate about woolies just buy your food and go home man.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 years
this 10 babies story keeps changing so much. I'm scared by the end of the day they're gonna tell me the babies are actually mine
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
Depends. Am I or am I not dating Father Christmas
@Chance_bayola
Chocolat Chaud🇨🇩🇦🇴
5 years
Open debate for huns: Can your friends sit on your boyfriend's lap?
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@Lindyyay
lindy
6 years
Her legs are so south african
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 years
French people do you know what would really stick it to your government? If you took those vaccines and sent it to African countries. Whoooo they’d be so maaaad
@Lukewearechange
Luke Rudkowski
3 years
Protests against mandatory vaccines in Paris
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@Lindyyay
lindy
11 months
It always make me chuckle when south african brands lean into the winter aesthetic for Christmas
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 months
@TeaTimeTannie 😂 ya you can’t convince my cousins she didn’t give birth to them and the youngest was 6 when she arrived. They’ll even apologise sometimes for it
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 years
😭 girls who wont leave their cheating boyfriends love this quote
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@Lindyyay
lindy
6 years
It really says a lot about 7de Laan audience that they're angry about this and not when two cousins were in a relationship.
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
6 years
Interracial kiss has some '7de Laan' viewers fuming on social media
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 years
“the fight against corruption involves all citizens” was it all citizens who ate the money? Don’t talk kak to me.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
You’re posting that photo of yourself because you like it. What other people think of it does not change that you liked it. please don’t make the caption self-deprecating.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
I’d never crush on someone who didn’t know he must put them together to make a whole new soap again pls
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@Lindyyay
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10 months
Their lack of effort and evidence is so insulting after the South African team presented so well!
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
I asked my therapist if I can see the notes she writes about me and she asked to see the tweets I write about her and THAT, ladies and gentle thems is the most effective lesson in boundaries I’ve ever received.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 years
Everything reminds me of him
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
😭 His little hand is so tiny he can only hold two of Kanye's fingers 😭
@KKWMAFIAMEDIA
KKW MAFIA MEDIA
5 years
Kanye & Saint arriving to the airport in Costa Rica on June 21, 2019.
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@Lindyyay
lindy
2 years
How did humans become so ashamed and private about taking a dump and how can we implement this strategy on birds
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 years
Criminals in South Africa are too brave, how do you do illegal things and then still spell your name out for the news ?? No ways.
@TheCapeArgus
Cape Argus
4 years
Samantha Vietri, who was doing yoga, says she was traumatized after being verbally abused by a police officer at Surfers Corner in Muizenberg this morning. Full story: Video: Tracey Adams/African News Agency
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@Lindyyay
lindy
4 years
I had to screenshot it coz she shouted at me for retweeting it too often 😭😭😭
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 years
Johnson&Johnson&Johnson
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
Lmao this man in pick pay is just holding up items to a child’s face and asking, “is this the one mommy buys”
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@Lindyyay
lindy
3 years
all this man did was go on vacation with his wife and now he must hear about "as long as she's happy." Fame is hell.
@BSO
Robert Littal BSO
3 years
Watch Serena Williams And Husband Alexis Ohanian Take A Swim On Vacation In The South Of France (Pics-IG-Vids)
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@Lindyyay
lindy
5 years
“There, you happy now??” 😭
@richardbranson
Richard Branson
5 years
Uniting people and entrepreneurial ideas to tackle some of the biggest challenges facing the world
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@Lindyyay
lindy
6 months
My flight has been delayed by over an hour but the landing time is the exactly the same as before. Flysafair is lucky we have too many problems in this country to focus on them
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