D’Glester Hardunkichud
@limp_biz_skit
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ex varsity benchwarmer with a poetic soul
Rock Bottom
Joined June 2019
hitting it from the front so I can see how disappointing this whole experience is for her
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currently in a Mexican standoff on hinge with the hot girl I make eye contact with at the gym every day
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listening to Mac Demarco at the gym and fantasizing about the pretty girl on the stair master giving me a hug #themalelonelinessopportunity
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A place where winter never comes. That’d be heaven to a guy like me.
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Minuscule amount of ball left
lotta ball left
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has anybody cracked the code on how to wake up without feeling like you’re dying of thirst
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adopting a Chinese baby and naming him Enzo Jacuzzi
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putting a singular mint into my mouth is like pouring a water bottle onto a house fire
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the is hangover has turned verticality into a distant memory
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what if it’s Drake’s head
Kendrick Lamar is rumored to have a "BIG SURPRISE" for the Super Bowl 👀 (Via HITSDD)
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maybe if I take a picture of this stranger in public a bunch of people will validate me on the internet
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Swiping on tinder while horny is like playing Russian roulette with six bullets in the chamber
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chewing on her fupa like it’s an overcooked steak
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