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cw for death and cancer ⚠️
i just wrote a little explanation for what’s happening with my life atm and why i’ve been absent and also just a little love letter to why this fandom has been so important to me this past year. please proceed with caution!!!
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taika mentioning that everyone on ofmd is on the gay spectrum is really important actually. no room for token straights in our ship.
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thinking about how we have a young very openly and unapologetically gay actor representing our little show thats probably going to be the start of an amazing career for him and how even 10 years ago that was basically unheard of i really hope nathan can feel how loved he is
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stede asks ed if he’s ever been in love and ed says yes and stede asks what their name was and ed says ‘stede’ and stede is just like ‘damn what a coincidence’
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cw death/cancer
doc says i probably have about 3-6 months left so at least now i have some kinda time frame but im not gonna see season 3 :(
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taika being in his 30s when he started making movies makes me feel so much better about my life honestly
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rhys darby could play bilbo baggins but martin freeman could not play stede bonnet
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spanish jackie having transmasc husbands feels so correct somehow
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guys i have a masters degree in graphic design i can assure you the mermaid hand spelling out ‘ed’ is on purpose
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the ‘stede’ cake topper had black paint on it has ed been making them dance together??? 😭😭
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the ofmd uk fb group are banning discussions of season 2 instead of sharing google drives of the episodes bc it’s ‘illegal’ THE SHOW IS LITERALLY ABOUT PIRATES YOU LOSERS
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#ofmds2spoilers
what i love abt the show is that killing the english just doesn’t count as killing lol. they’ll be freaking out about killing people (other pirates) but when it comes to the english they’ll just waste them no issue. and i just think that’s beautiful.
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i can’t wait to re-watch the entire thing from start to finish in a couple weeks and just forget about all the criticism and actually enjoy it properly. i think it needs time to breathe a bit we all have such high expectations
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#ofmds2spoilers
mary and anne were great but it’s deffo weird that they didn’t kiss right? i hope we get the opportunity to see a healthy lesbian relationship with smooching
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you ever think about how this man grew up watching this other man on tv and then grew up and took his role and then married his daughter
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i rly love grinding in fics idc if they’re middle aged men let those boys dry hump like teenagers
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hot take maybe but i think if lucius was actually dead ed would be waaay more upset about it than stede
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#ofmds2spoilers
‘stede setting a man on fire is occ’ stede set a whole ship of people on fire in season one!!!! plus he’s traumatised and clearly not in a good head space atm!!!!
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the pacing is so fucked and it’s not the show’s fault at all it should have had a full 10 episodes 😭😭 (i am still enjoying this season though)
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anyway i hope everyone who said they can’t kiss properly bc they’re friends and it’s too awkward or whatever last year is enjoying this season :)
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it’s funny because usually i’m all for characters being polyam but i don’t want ed and stede to ever even glance at another person i need them to be so possessive and codependent it’s unhealthy
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izzy haters 🤝 izzy enjoyers
making fun of the lawsuit guy
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#ofmds2spoilers
personally i think stede was very in character this episode i think he still has a lot of work to do before he becomes his ‘true self’ like idk
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do i need to say it
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just bringing this back onto your timelines for absolutely no reason
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filing a lawsuit on anyone who doesn’t like the first three (3) episodes of ofmd
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i can’t believe i’ve not seen this before
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why are people saying t/aika didn’t wanna be filming a show he’s spent the last year+ gushing about in interviews and used to talk about how much he loved the show and the cast/crew with so much excitement i don’t understand. just from a couple pics where he looks bored?
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dream blunt rotation vs nightmare bunt rotation
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sorry ik i’m not an izzy stan but izzy haters being so mad about him being happy and singing this season is so funny to me i actually love his character arc and love to see him thriving idc
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*taps microphone* ed and stede in these outfits
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not to contribute to any discourse but how can you watch a tv show about a particular couple while hating that couple and not wanting them to be together and being mad when romance tropes happen in the show
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they/them david tennant is great but let’s not jump to conclusions right away! there’s other reasons georgia might have captioned it like that
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thinking thoughts
is there anything better than a character’s arc being when they realize that they want to live
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‘why are you crying’
‘i was listening to a song that’s based on a fanfiction that’s based on a show that’s basically a fanfiction of two pirates’
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y’all stop suggesting white actors for jesus he may have not been real but he sure as fuck wasn’t white
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do u think any other comedy show is taken apart and scrutinised like it’s a gritty bbc 8 part drama mini series or is it just our show lol
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guys i might be onto something!!! look at the sticker on his phone in the new pic vs the selfie from earlier this month vs the pic from last month with vico
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i just got my tattoo and the guy asked why i chose that piece of flash and i said it reminded me of a tv about pirates that i’m obsessed with and he was like …is that ofmd??
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blackstede??? where did they even get that ship name from lmfao
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dante failed to consider twitter when he was writing about the 9 circles of hell
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i love the whole timeline debating whether or not taika has his ed tats yet based purely on him wearing some emo ass fingerless gloves or a hoodie with thumb holes straight from 2007
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it’s so weird to me that david and michael meet until like 2017 they act like they’ve been friends for decades
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“he may be dead”
“he may be did what?”
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*after swapping clothes*
ed: as good as that looks on you, it would look way better on my bedroom floor
stede: …edward do you not have a laundry basket?
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i have decided that the real villain of piña coladas is ronald reagan and i will not be elaborating
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it’s funny that you can tell whether someone is an actual dedicated fan of the show by whether they call ed ed or blackbeard
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queerbaiting is a MARKETING technique a straight girl kissing her best friend and posing it online is NOT queerbaiting it’s called friendship jesus fucking christ
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it actually makes me so sad how many actors are forced to stay in the closet and were even advised not to take on queer roles because it could ‘damage their career’ and here our nathan foad is just being his brilliant self
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rhys calling for a ceasefire at the end of a comedy gig is certainly not going to do anything but it’s certainly better than not saying anything at all on the matter i guess????
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still not over jk rowing writing an smau about herself
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also 100% blame max for everything that was cut, not the crew. the crew made it for a reason, they had tough decisions to make and pressure from the 'higher ups' along with all the budget cuts and everything else. studios can meddle a lot with these things to keep up their brand
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will arnett is spotted on a plane to nz and then it turns out than cj had a twin brother who is somehow Even Worse
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i hate to be pedantic but i refuse to believe that a record shop in the middle of soho would be struggling to get customers
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i actually think that stede ‘auxiliary wardrobe’ bonnet would absolutely love drag and i can absolutely see an au where he goes to a gay bar with lucius and spends the whole night having a heart to heart with an old drag queen who helps him realise that he’s gay
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remember when season one came out and taika was doing a bunch of press for tlat but he could not stop talking about ofmd and how much he loves the show and how it’s what made him fall in love with acting again and yeah
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modern au where ed is a notorious graffiti artist who goes by the name blackbeard. stede is a local city councillor who’s been put in charge of trying to track down who’s been vandalising the city. instead of going to the police he attempts to track him down himself.
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i am like never not thinking about ed and stede, even if i’m doing something else or thinking about something else or talking about something else it’s always there in the background
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somewhere out there there’s two news anchors who were about to fuck when they got a call from their bosses telling them to come into work because the queen is dying
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i am however confused why ppl are still calling rhys a zionist bc i heard the words 'ceasefire now' come directly out of his mouth just a week ago
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where is the modern sitcom!au where stede and lucius and oluwande live in an apartment opposite ed and izzy and ivan and have a big neighbour feude going but ed and stede have never actually met in person but they hate each other based of anecdotes from their roommates
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okay jealous ed episode but stede is completely oblivious that the other pirate is flirting with him and doesn’t understand why ed is upset and at the end he holds ed face and says ‘it’s always been you’ and then they make out a lot
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the only real answer because it’s literally canon
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it’s so funny to me when people say jojo rabbit is sympathetic to nazis because if you sympathised with the nazis while watching that film it says a lot more about you than it does the film itself
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why am i crying at a video of drunk rhys beatboxing rn
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i think about this tweet whenever i get the urge to listen to the glee soundtrack so i can stop myself
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i don't like how this news is making people talk about how they thought s2 was bad again :(
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tai/ka stopped tweeting so much around when tlat came out when film bros suddenly decided they hate him now and were very vocal about it, it had nothing to do with this fandom. i imagine he stopped the insta stories with his kids for the same reason
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you know i never really believed in marriage until i watched ofmd and now i think it’s the most romantic thing in the world (but only when ed and stede do it)
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stede still doesn’t know he sent ed that 143
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the way he expressed how we all feel about the show and why it’s so important to us… he’s clearly be PAYING ATTENTION like… how many other lead actors in tv shows do this
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taika probably has a bunch of selfies with rhys and the rest of the cast on his phone that he’s never going to release into the public
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it lowkey pisses me off when people see ed as two/three different people instead of one person with trauma and flaws
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can i ask that you not rt this post please and especially not private qt x
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maybe it’s time we all agree that maybe dj is bad at giving interviews but maybe we should also consider that some of you mfers are bad at interpreting what he says in interviews
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he worked with taika waititi once and now he’s 💅
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stede is the kinda guy who’s as dumb a box of rocks but somehow has a phd whereas ed is the smartest guy stede’s ever met but dropped out of high school
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i’m omw to work and i just spotted these in the window of a shop??????
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au ed mentions his high body count to stede and he thinks he means the amount of people he killed but he’s like ‘idc i still love him’ and then sometime later ed is freaking out over nearly killing someone and stede is just like ‘why do you care you’ve killed nearly 300 people’
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